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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:04PM MystileArmor said

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All the hornballs banned from WoW just lost another guilty pleasure, huh? I guess Blizzard just has the tendancy to bring out the freaks.

Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:06PM Mrguy you know that guy said

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Wow. Blizzard has some weird ass fans.

Posted: Aug 6th 2010 1:11AM simblor said

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@Mrguy you know that guy , so what if I'm a fan of ass? aren't most dudes?
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Posted: Aug 10th 2010 1:19AM KAL326 said

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@Mrguy you know that guy It's not just blizzard. Think back even to Sim City, any time you can play items on a map you can map your own 'art'.

Case in point:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/1/20/
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:11PM einhanderkiller said

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I'm actually kind of fine with this to a certain extent. There are a surprising number of maps like "See Kerrigan Naked!" and maps/lobbies that advertise websites in StarCraft and Warcraft III. Blizzard did police maps in WC3 to a certain extent, but it was more difficult as all the maps were locally hosted instead of being uploaded to Battle.net.

Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:18PM Abriael said

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Blizzard is turning into Aplle... ah, the irony.

Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:19PM Abriael said

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@Abriael Meh, aPPle. We really need an "edit comment" button, since we have to login now...
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Posted: Aug 6th 2010 1:06AM PedoJokerBear said

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@Abriael

we really need a "seriously? you just posted THAT?" button.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2010 9:47AM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@Abriael

I was thinking more along the lines of a "STFU and get back in your hole" button.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:23PM trent steel said

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this is america and if someone wants to make a weiner shaped map, then by god they should be able to.

Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:27PM Saint43 said

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@trent steel Well you CAN, but you just can't publish using Blizzard's servers.

Freedom of speech ends when you enter a private domain.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:39PM Mmmmz said

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@trent steel
Won't someone PLEASE! think of the children!

Everyone knows killing is less evil than anything phallic shaped.


Still, to me this marks the start of the end of Blizzard as we grew up with. They don't understand what corner they're turning. The culture that surrounded Blizzard is being destroyed for a more corporate one. Personally, when I think of blizzard now I no longer am filled with warm feelings. Not because of this, but their RealID and other decisions in the recent past point towards them becoming like EA and company. Perhaps activision is finally getting their drones to work.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:41PM Faenix said

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@trent steel

For some reason the "This is america" line irks me.

Oh, right.. cause im not an american. Get over yourselves.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:45PM trent steel said

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@Faenix

cry about it.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 10:36PM ShadowXIII said

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@trent steel

I wonder if I were to make a map that spelled out KOTICK SUX!


...would it get banned??
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 10:50PM Themoreyouknow said

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@trent steel
Allowing people to create custom maps, and then saying they aren't allowed to make custom maps. Shame shame.

Another good reason not to buy the game.

I remember the good days of Far Cry Evolution on Xbox. There was a map called something like Welcome to Manhood. You went up a huge spiral and there was a diving board at the top. You jumped down, and the map below looked like some boobs.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 11:25PM sigma8 said

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@Saint43
apparently you can't play it in the privacy of your own home either, because the map editor doesn't allow any local storage.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2010 1:34AM Esposch said

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@Saint43

Welcome to Australia...
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:25PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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Oh, so I can't make a choke-point shaped like a penis?

Gotcha.

Posted: Aug 5th 2010 10:28PM RudyHuxtable said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Haha you said "choke-point".

+1.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2010 8:51AM Rocketboy said

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@RudyHuxtable Rudy, how do you even know about such things? I'm going to have a talk to your dad.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2010 12:32PM Ruinkind said

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@Rocketboy

I'm going to make a map shaped like you talking to Rudy's dad.

Take that, Blizzard.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2010 10:23PM Rocketboy said

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@Ruinkind I Lol'd.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:27PM Mr Khan said

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I came in hoping for examples

You disappoint me, joystiq

Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:35PM einhanderkiller said

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The Ultimate Tank Defense game was temporarily removed because the unit pathing formed a swastika.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2010 1:31AM Private Awesome said

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@Mr Khan I came in too. But for different reasons.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:31PM McDude said

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Nice that you can't do what you want in a game you payed for and let grown adults decide what's appropriate and inappropriate for themselves.

Blizzard are douches.

Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:36PM Veko said

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@McDude

Dude, it's Blizzard's server. Do you get mad when Facebook deletes pornographic pictures from their servers?
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:42PM Faenix said

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@McDude

You pay for the game, I dont think you pay for the use of battle.net
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 10:57PM McDude said

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@Faenix

You don't pay for Facebook.

You don't have a choice in whether you use Battle.net....and I suspect hosting the files on their servers is intentional, so they can stick their hands in things....cuz they're control freaks.

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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 10:59PM TheDarkWayne said

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@McDude The kind of people making maps shaped like dicks and boobs are not what i'd call grown adults
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 11:01PM Acosta02 said

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@McDude

The problem is that as a T for Teen game you don't really know that your audience will be grown adults, do you? In fact, you can pretty much count on many of them not being so.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 11:17PM TheDarkWayne said

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Geez people, get over it. It's not like the government is canceling tv shows for bad words. If you don't like it, you shouldn't have clicked I Agree in the ToS.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2010 1:46AM McDude said

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@TheDarkWayne Doesn't matter. Don't like it, don't play on that map. It's like when you turn on the tv. If you don't wanna watch the sopranos and prefer spongebob, it's totally cool with me what you do with your tv.

I'll be over here doing my thing with anyone else who enjoys it and you do yours.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2010 4:33AM Milky1985 said

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@Acosta02

"The problem is that as a T for Teen game you don't really know that your audience will be grown adults, do you?"

Unfortantly it says right there on the box that online is not rated, custom maps are online and thus not rated. Yes they want to keep there maps clean, but its the only way of playing the maps so even if you want to have a joke map with 3 mates, you can't.

Not got round to playing online yet (challenge + campaign still) tho so will have to wait and see :P
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Posted: Aug 6th 2010 8:52AM Rocketboy said

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@McDude No, you pay Facebook with a tiny bit of your soul everytime you log in.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2010 7:14PM Veko said

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@McDude

You don't pay for battle.net either.

I hate the 'pay for it' argument anyways. It doesn't matter if you have to pay, it isn't yours. You have to pay to go to the movie theater yet you're not allowed to randomly yell 'Penis!' during the movie.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:32PM Veko said

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@Marshillboy

Pissed? Why? Because you're not allowed to put offensive item on Blizzard's server? Grow up.

Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:33PM Festian said

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You mean no more "Strip _________" and "dodge the rapist" maps?

They were surprisingly fun maps...

Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:48PM monkeyontherun4 said

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@Festian
i know i remember a map that was based off conception, sperm attacked the vagina, broke the condom and had to kill off birth control pills it was actually pretty awesome map. i was kinda looking forward to the return of that one
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 10:49PM Cleric said

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@Festian

they can just replace the rapist with the temple guardians from legends of the hidden temple
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Posted: Aug 6th 2010 8:53AM Rocketboy said

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@Festian Maybe someone could make a Run Around the Park for Erin map?
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Posted: Aug 6th 2010 3:47PM TheMainProtagonist said

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@monkeyontherun4

BREAK THE CONDOM!

That was a great map haha
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:33PM Deschain said

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@Marshillboy

Why? Custom games is just one part of the game. Besides, if anything this keeps trash maps out of circulation.

Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:34PM Premature ejaculation man said

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What kind of oppressive age do we live in where people can't make a Starcraft 2 map dedicated to their hero, Premature Ejaculation Man

This is a very sad day :(

Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:34PM Aerothorn said

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This is Bad Law Writing 101. "Offensive in nature?" Offensive in nature to WHOM? What if you're offended by bad map design? Seriously, some people are. Or is the offended party just whatever moderator is around, thus leading to highly inconsistent deletions? They gotta do better than this.

Posted: Aug 5th 2010 9:46PM Osnaz said

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@Aerothorn
Shut up already. It's their servers not yours, they can choose what they want to host, and it's good that they have some level of moderation.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 11:32PM Aerothorn said

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@Osnaz It's like you didn't even read my post.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2010 11:36PM Aerothorn said

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@Osnaz But, since you replied anyway, lemme break down my response to your comment.

1. Shut up.

No. This is a comments feed. People communicate here. Even people with different ideas than you! Shocking! Seriously, "shut up" is always a bad lead-in to a post.

2. It's their servers.

Yep! And I didn't dispute this. My comment was directed at the poor construction of their policy, which is doomed to inconsistent enforcement due to vague language. This vague language is also going to create a "chilling effect" if not corrected.

3. It's good they have some level of moderation.

I didn't dispute this, either. I don't really know or care. See above. That said, you didn't actually provide *any* evidence to support this argument. Or make an argument, for that matter.

Basically, REPLY FAIL
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Posted: Aug 6th 2010 12:25AM TheDarkWayne said

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@Aerothorn What evidence did you provide? What evidence should you? It's a video game blog, not freaking senate tribunals
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