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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:22PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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That's a pretty cool idea.

I approve.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:30PM SnorlaxTheSerialKiller said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze

One more reason why we are to be together ♥
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:50PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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@SnorlaxTheSerialKiller I'd have to be on top, though.

I like breathing.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 7:10PM AliasIncognito said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze

You should compare the comments here to the ones at eventhubs.com for this topic. The difference is like day and night.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 7:13PM SnorlaxTheSerialKiller said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze

I don't. Breathing sucks.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 7:29PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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@AliasIncognito Yeah, I don't doubt it.

It's just hilarious to me that people get all worked up over this. If you want the service but can't afford it, then sure, I can excuse some rage.

But if you're not interested in the service at all.. who cares? It doesn't affect you.

Just move and focus your attention elsewhere.
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Posted: Aug 10th 2010 2:28AM liftedngifted1 said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze Who would Pay For Video Game Lessons?
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:23PM SnorlaxTheSerialKiller said

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Being an asshole economist, I would usually disagree with this. But, this is a great way to make money, and I support them 100%. People are gonna be pissed when all they learn is down+Square, though.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:29PM SnorlaxTheSerialKiller said

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@ben linus

You should. You'd get a hell of a lot of money for it.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:30PM BlackEyedMonkey said

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@ben linus

But you should.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:38PM leobebes said

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@ben linus

For fifty bucks extra just pay your ISP more a month so you can get 25mbps plus, this will considerably increase your K/D ratio.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:49PM Douche McBaggins said

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@leobebes
Doesn't help when it's all P2P. If it was server based then yes it would help. On P2P? Nope. You only go as fast as the HOSTS connection allows you to which is only a paltry 1-2 MBPS at most and that's assuming the game would let you hog all of their bandwidth.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:57PM Codemakura said

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@ben linus

$40-$50 hardly nickle and dime. You could say, I live on mere quarters if that was the case owo'
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 10:33PM Crayola Q Pants ESQ said

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@ben linus

A clown?
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:24PM Redeemer said

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I've always found the "keep spazticly spinning the joystick around in circles while mashing every single button repeatedly" to be somewhat effective for new players.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:25PM onan said

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"Just Keep Hadoukening" needs to be a shirt.

Now.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:35PM CrimsonRyan said

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@onan
"Just Hadouken It"
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:41PM SnorlaxTheSerialKiller said

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@onan

I want to make one that says "Are you hadouken serious?!"
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:52PM Douche McBaggins said

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@onan
Forgetting Shoryuken. That's part. TWO as in Dreamcast TWO of the strategy.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 8:34PM pButter said

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@SnorlaxTheSerialKiller

Why do Ryu and Ken go to school?

To get Hadoukation

It sound even better in Spanish.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:26PM Lerkero said

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What kind of advice could these people possibly give that's not already on youtube or some form?

I can summarize what most advice will get people:
1 - Pick Ryu or Ken
2 - press quarter-circle forward
3 - jump
4 - low punch
5 - repeat steps 2-4
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:36PM mywhitenoise said

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@ben linus
How the hell do you sneak in a $10 pizza into a theater?
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:42PM SnorlaxTheSerialKiller said

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@mywhitenoise

Suspenders can do more than you think.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:50PM Douche McBaggins said

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@mywhitenoise
Wear a fat guy suit and bring it under your jacket.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 7:33PM Istari Spartan said

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@mywhitenoise

You hadouken it in.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 9:54PM Archerboy said

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@ben linus

Use inception on the pizza...?
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:27PM Cleric said

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JWong can teach me how to counter the 'worst character in the game' Adon.

Oh wait
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Posted: Aug 10th 2010 1:07AM JohnnyUtah said

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@Cleric

I GET IT BECAUSE JUSTIN GOT RAPED BY ADON
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:31PM holo7 said

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Hilarious that gootecks is trying to get that kind of cash. Who the hell does he think he is? When's the last time he placed at any tourny? He doesn't even play that much anymore lol.

Sadly I'm sure plenty of noobs will pay $50 just to here some name tell you to work on x, y and z.... what a crock.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 7:34PM rhetoric said

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@holo7

haha, that's exactly what i was thinking. Last time he placed high was, what, 2008? Please stick to 'promoting'
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:32PM Lagunamov said

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Can't they just grab a lighter and burn the money to save time?
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:53PM Douche McBaggins said

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@Lagunamov
Does a lighter take an hour to burn fifty bucks?
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:32PM deeprlyeh said

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The problem with this is that players that would consider paying someone for video game training. Probably won't be any better for it in the end, They are just giving their money away.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:32PM Shimmy said

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Hey Griffin did you have to battle Hinkle over who was going to write this story...LOL =0)
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:34PM MrAlex said

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And their parents said Videogames would never get them anywhere in life...
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:34PM Faenix said

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Wonder how much capcom gets... 90%? 50%?

I came into this thinking it was another way of capcom nickle and diming its fans..
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 7:00PM jynxycat said

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@Faenix lol?
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:36PM goatchumby said

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I would prefer they offer group therapy for rage quitters.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 7:35PM Acosta02 said

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@goatchumby

I perfected a Boxer in like 18 seconds today... you know he got the hell out of there.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:37PM mywhitenoise said

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God damn I hate Capcom.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:44PM SnorlaxTheSerialKiller said

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@mywhitenoise

This is no reason to hate Capcom.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 7:11PM gevenstaines said

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@mywhitenoise
just play ookami, and fall back in love
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Posted: Aug 10th 2010 11:09AM Hedgeson said

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@gevenstaines Then remember how Capcom laid-off the developers after they finished Okami, and hate them again.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:37PM Jason B said

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For $50/hr you better be in my home teaching me like Patrick Swayze taught Demi Moore how to make pottery in Ghost.
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Posted: Aug 10th 2010 1:55AM InfinitiProject said

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@Jason B
I literally peed a little from laughter
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:40PM LaughingTarget said

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Aka pay a pro $50 and watch him beat the shit out of you.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:51PM Bubbameister33 said

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@LaughingTarget

It's gaming bondage.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 7:26PM Zepinephrine said

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@LaughingTarget

Actually its gaming sado-masochism
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:44PM Cleric said

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Why not pay 50 dollars an hour to get someone else to play with your joystick?
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Posted: Aug 9th 2010 6:50PM Voltech said

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I'll teach you some HD Remix for 20 an hour. Oh and I'll throw in a free ass whoopin with every lesson =D
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