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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:04AM RudyHuxtable said

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Stop toying with my emotions, Ben! Stop!
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 1:38PM zenaxe said

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@RudyHuxtable
I seriously Hope they never come out with this game. I think it better serves the gaming community as pipe dream for consumers and cautionary tale for developers.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 1:43PM RudyHuxtable said

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@RudyHuxtable

I mean, it's just long since past the point where it was even relevant. By the time it gets released it'll end up going straight to GOG.com.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:04AM Sage009 said

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As much as i hate Gearbox's lazyness when it came to fixing Borderlands' bugs and the horrible weapon customization system, i'm actually okay with this
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:05AM MystileArmor said

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This is how this sounds:

Hot model calls you up "Yeah.. so.. .I'm definitely going to have sex with you tonight'
You: "Sweet"

15 years later...
Hot model: "Yeah, hold on, I'm just putting my shoes on, almost there"
You: "Allright, sweet!!"

1 year later:
Hot model: "Yeah, I'm not going to come over after all, sorry!"

Another year after that:
Hot model: "Hey... remember me? Yeah I'm sooo going to come over soon!"
1 year after that
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:07AM MystileArmor said

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@MystileArmor

Neverending stooooryyyyyyyyyy lala lala lalalala laaaaaa
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:11AM Uncle Jesse said

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@MystileArmor

That model might not be so hot after 16 years have g- ooOOOOOoh I get it.

Deep.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:38AM Courtney said

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@MystileArmor

(Sung to the tune of "The song that never ends")

This is the game that never ends
It goes on and on my friends
15 years ago, 3D Realms started it
Not knowing what it was

Now Gearbox is taking it,
Going to make it,
Not knowing what it is

And so,

This is the game that never ends...
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:51AM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@MystileArmor

STORY OF MY FRICKIN' LIFE MAN
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 12:18PM Teus said

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@Courtney
but think they got the name right though,, duke nukem forever ( a game that seems to take forever to finish) but kidding aside..

i kinda hoipe this is true... it would definatly be a shame for a game that was worked on for so many years to disappear..
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 12:41PM Dustin F said

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@Teus

The name was a joke. DNF = Did Not Finish.

It was always a joke, and they never intended to finish. Not sure if this is a serious effort now, because a lot of people would buy this game just because of the notoriety, but it's probably just another iteration of the gag.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 2:14PM Douche McBaggins said

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@MystileArmor
Wrong. That hot model will be haggered and wrinkled after fifteen years of passage. This is assuming the model is 25 years old. Even five years will be enough time for her to not be so hot anymore.
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Posted: Aug 12th 2010 10:11AM EvilSlacker said

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@MystileArmor

Suddenly, it appears the Mayans might be on to something with the 2012 thing. So which is it: The end of the world or the actual release date?
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:06AM 2tall2hide said

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Perhaps they should change the title of this game to limbo.........
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 1:00PM LaughingTarget said

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@2tall2hide

Of the Lost
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:07AM Jerk Face said

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Ugh, just let it die! Duke Nukem hasn't been culturally relevant since last century. Literally.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:14AM PR0F3TA said

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@Jerk Face

what this Jerk said, Duke Nukem's whole relevance now was because of Forever never actually coming out. it became this long running joke within the gaming community.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:15AM Osnaz said

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@Jerk Face
Never, Duke Nukem will live on in our hearts... FOREVER
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:18AM Jerk Face said

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@Jerk Face

It makes me crazy! Duke, as a character, wasn't even likable back when the games were out. He was an obvious stab at stupid 'edgy' nineties marketing, all kicking ass and chewing gum.

'Parking' your 'bricks' in an 'alien toilet' isn't even funny in an ironic way.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:59AM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@Jerk Face

I COULDN'T THINK OF SOMETHING CLEVER TO ADD BUT I REALLY JUST WANTED TO HAVE A POST THAT HAD THE WORD 'FOREVER' IN IT YAY FOR CAPS LOCK AND NO PUNCTUATION AND BAD SBELLING BITCHES
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 12:16PM d3sc3nd3ncy said

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@Jerk Face

When did tit jokes and kicking ass go out of style though???
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Posted: Aug 12th 2010 12:27PM deedubbadoo said

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@d3sc3nd3ncy

I concur. Let's be honest as long as it has strippers, ass kickery, and ugly mutants, I'm in!
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:09AM pkpk523 said

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sigh....and so the saga of the most appropriately named video game of all time goes on....and on....and on.....
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 1:54PM Special Agent Bob said

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@pkpk523
thats what she said

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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:10AM Sidebuster said

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At least we know something IS going on. Or they all would have outright said that nothing is going on. Right?
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:40AM Raquor said

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@Sidebuster
I like your style Dude.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 12:22PM TheDarkWayne said

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@Sidebuster if there wasn't anything happening he'd be under no obligation from Take Two's legal guys to not say anything until PAX. Definitely suspicious
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:12AM Osnaz said

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FINALLY
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 2:31PM pibs said

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@Osnaz I'm going to Gamestop to pre-order DNF and the new Battletoads!
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:12AM Uncle Jesse said

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The cosmic ballet goes on.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:57AM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@Uncle Jesse

"Have mercy!" would have sufficed.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 1:43PM Uncle Jesse said

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@Uncle Jesse

QUIT TRYING TO TYPECAST ME!
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 2:09PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@Uncle Jesse

YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF YOU MAGNIFICENT HUNK OF MAN MEAT
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:15AM Jastrick said

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At PAX Prime, eh? I hereby predict this is the final Omegathon round this year
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:17AM Osnaz said

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Completely irrelevant, but doesn't the ps3 controller above the PS3 link look like 2 guns?
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:20AM koehler83 said

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I'm developing Duke Nukem Forever.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:51AM MrCheeks said

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@koehler83
No, I'm developing Duke Nukem Forever...also I'm Spartacus.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 1:15PM mondeca said

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@koehler83 No you're not. I am. And the only way you can prove me wrong is by releasing it. YOUR MOVE.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:22AM pedasn said

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honestly, im not surprised if this game would come out this year. i would only be surprised if this game would be great after all these shenanigans
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:43AM CaptainProtonX said

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LIES! No-one can finish Duke.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:46AM Innagadadavida said

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Okay, this is what I want out of gameplay...

To start the game first-person shooting terrorists in a military complex then four or five hours later you find yourself at a restaurant on the moon making ravioli for an incoming wedding party, and are honestly unable to tell where any significant changes in gameplay took place?

Yahtzee gave me the idea, now I won't be happy until I see it.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:48AM Flakk said

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Let him go. The Duke is gone.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 11:58AM The Tim said

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Holy crap, I'm glad I was sitting down when I read this. I had to recheck the calendar to make sure it wasn't April
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 12:12PM d3sc3nd3ncy said

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2 years later... Duke Nukem Forever still taking forever.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 12:16PM Anticrawl said

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If this is true then Duke Nukem Forever will finally come out as Gearbox gets shit done. This will be epic if true.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 12:17PM AlphaOneZero said

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Anybody find it funny that Duke Nukem Forever as DNF also stands for Did Not Finish?

Or is that just me.......
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 12:44PM Dustin F said

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@AlphaOneZero

The people who named it that thought it was funny.

Since that's actually why they picked the name. There's some story about it from one of the guys who was there on google somewhere. Vaporware is actually a lucrative business.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 12:30PM Kevadu said

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Yes! It just won't die!

I, for one, am thrilled about this news. DNF is an industry icon. We cannot allow it to die, ever. Nor can we allow it to be completed.
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Posted: Aug 11th 2010 12:37PM TheOtherJames said

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2108 - With the purchase of the last independent game company ActiEAUbiBlithesdaSoft has acquired to the rights to Duke Nukem Forever. They are continuing development and anticipate a fall release date.

In unrelated news a meteor will impact the Earth and wipe out all life in early August.
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