Joyswag: Mafia 2 'Gun Lamp' and suitcase

Is that a gun? No, it's a gun lamp! 2K Games crafted some truly remarkable swag over the course of Mafia 2's promotion -- including a rather authentic-looking suitcase, filled with some "classified documents." One Joystiq reader will be sent the lamp, the briefcase, and a copy of the game on the platform of their choice.

To enter this giveaway:

Leave a comment describing the most deadly furniture you own. Also, let us know what your preferred platform is!
You must be 17 years or older and a resident of the US or Canada (excluding Quebec).
Limit 1 entry per person.
This entry period ends at 5:00PM ET on Thursday, August 26.
At that time, we'll randomly select one grand prize winner to receive a limited edition Mafia 2 lamp, suitcase, and a copy of the game on either PS3, Xbox 360 or PC. (ARV $100). Two runner-ups will receive a copy of the game. (ARV $60).
For a list of complete rules, click here.

What is Joyswag? Since we don't keep the games and merchandise we receive for review or promotional purposes, it becomes "Joyswag," which is passed along to our readers. Please note that Joyswag may be in "used" condition.

For more info on our policy, click here.

Reader Comments (935)

20-year old recliner (Seriously)

@thisredengine Oh yeah, ColecoVision.

My computer chair is missing a wheel, on occasion I tip over.

@scumlord
xbox 360 >

My bookshelves aren't secured to my wall and I live in Southern California so it's only a matter of time before they kill me. Xbox 360 forever!

Tables with weird cutting on the edge, i sear if someone accidentally trips and falls.. could get hurt real bad :)

PS3 Please

my couch (futon). on more than one occasion has it buckled and fold out on me during online matches of Uncharted 2 and movies with intense action. the movement wouldnt kill me but the scare sure as hell might. though a gun lamp would go nice on the nightstand next to it. killer combo

I have a love sac, its so comfy that you might never get up. Xbox Please.

I have one of those inflatable yoga ball thingamies. It's bloody deadly when playing a racing game or shooter that causes you to lean with your character/car.

my glass tables

@Solace

ps3 by the way

Mine is an end table, it is very deadly to my toes. PS3 por favor

my knife-stool.

My Teddy Bear, it's naughty...
PS3

My bed is dangerous for the ladies, if you know what I mean. Xbox plzzzz.

My broken kitchen chair, Also PS3.

A rusty spoon.. appliance some would say, but obviously it's furniture. :)
Xbox ftw.

My fan. It shakes violently sometimes and it hangs right over my head when I sleep. :O PS3

My couch, it eats socks, pens, tv remotes, change, and sometimes, girls.

Xbox 360, yo!

My coffee table, can't tell you how many times it has come out and attacked my toes, especially when I least expect it.

Xbox please.

Very retro lookin side table from the 60's

Platform of choice; 360

My tall barstool with a growing crack down the middle of the seat.

@GrandVizierOlaf And PS3, please.

This has to be a chair I own. Literally anyone who sits in it the first time has it fold up on them and they get crushed, and stabbed with the hinge screws (with blood and all). I don't know why I haven't thrown it out yet!

My old chair that's missing a leg.

loose ceiling fan

xbox

This desk. The keyboard shelf spits metal bits when I pull it out. Also, 360.

Probably my kid's furniture. That stuff is so short I trip over it in the middle of the night all the time and nearly kill myself. Xbox 360 would be my platform choice.

My old fridge shot out a fireball the other day.

360!

My computer desk.
PS3

Coffee Table. Broke my big toe on the hunk of wood.

@Solarick
360

I would have to say that the most dangerous piece of furniture in my house is probably my couch, because I rolled backwards off of it and broke my toe, or perhaps just the whole floor, because I punched it once and broke my finger. Then again, maybe I am just clumsy. Hhmm. Anyway, if I win, I would love the PS3 version please! Thanks!

lovesac
360

Oven o;

I own a shockingly dangerous ottoman.

A bookshelf, that could potentially fall

PS3

my tv stand/dresser drawer. i've stubbed my toes and feet on that damn thing way too much.

my bed, you don't know how many times i've fallen out of that thing. Its lofted so i'm up in the air and i've been reaching for the lights and I get to experience the sensation of flying as I go across the room in to the closet. also yanked a ceiling fan out of the roof as I was trying to reach it and fell out of the bed. I swear that thing its trying to kill me.

@redking315 also, ps3.

My balcony... Half of it is rotted wood. I'm nervous anytime someone walks on it. I wish I weren't so lazy... Btw, I prefer 360.

Futon sofa. I've moved it enough that it shoulda killed me. XBox 360

my coffee table has knives at each four corner( dont ask me why) got stabbed multiple times already lol PS3 por favor

My bedsheets!!

Our coffee table thats on its last leg.

xbox 360

My son's crib! He's four months old, and it has two recalls. Not sure why but this model likes to kill babies.

Xbox 360 or whatever. What I lack in safety, I make up for in game systems.

A lamb that if you touch the bottom frame of it it shocks you with electricity. Epic we need to get that replaced but it can be deadly.

Platform of Choice: The one and only PlayStation 3

my bedside table has really sharp corners, it could be deadly.

XBOX 360 is my platform of choice

glass table for sure

pew pew, anything with a corner, 360

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