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Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 1:42PM nubby said

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Does this mean that I have to dust off my old 486 w/ 512MB of RAM and VGA graphics so I can play it?

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 1:46PM evilspoons said

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@nubby What kind of 486 had 512 MB of RAM?? It can't be a typo either (for KB). My 486 DX/33 had 8 MB initially and 16 at the end of its life, I believe my 486 DX2/66 had 16 and then later maaaaybe I upgraded it to 32 MB (I can't remember).
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 4:33PM SmokemeaKipper said

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@nubby I think he means 512K. It's easy to do these days. After all we don't really measure things in K anymore. A MB is often the lowest value we see.
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Posted: Sep 7th 2010 8:57AM nubby said

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@SmokemeaKipper
Yup, exactly. It's been so long since I've typed "k" that they just automagically come out a "M" soon to be a "G". What's sad is that I think I still have my old 8088 system sitting around somewhere. Memories...
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 1:42PM evilspoons said

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*facepalm*


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I've been waiting for this bastard game since I was 13 years old. I'm not getting even remotely interested in it until it's on the shelves.

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 1:47PM The Aquacharger said

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@Mr Esc is the namesarcasm is my
That's for Bethsda only.

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 1:48PM Tehbar said

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I bet they don't even plan on releasing it. This is just one massive practical joke from Gearbox.

"No seriously guys, it's coming out next quarter fo reelz"

You heard it here first.*

*Or maybe you didn't, I haven't read the rest of the comments.

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 1:49PM The Aquacharger said

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Did 3D lose Duke Nukem IP? Because their site no longer allows for you to post about Duke, and GearBox has all the old 3D games on their forums now.

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 1:49PM Hoops said

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Does anyone even care about Duke Nukeum any more? It seems like such an old throwback. How many people here are actually thinking 'Yeah I'm probably going to buy this'?

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 1:57PM Cleric said

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@Hoops

40,000 people watching the stream.

Umm.. yeah?
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 2:54PM The Aquacharger said

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@Hoops
I'll pre-order ASAP for the PC version.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 1:50PM FlareSama said

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Meh, this game better be life changing. Otherwise it will flop.

Posted: Sep 4th 2010 9:17PM Soiden said

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@FlareSama

Well, your life surely changed a lot while you were waiting for the release of this game.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2010 10:28PM FlareSama said

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@Soiden Well at least I live a fruitful life. You seem to enjoy lurking in a cave on the internet.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 1:51PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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There is no way this game can live up to the hype it has generated over the past 13 years. They should have just let it die and developed a new game entirely, or at least renamed it. Nevertheless, I continue to get stoked every time they announce progress.

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 1:52PM Ameen said

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Hail to the king baby !!

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 1:54PM Skornogr4phy said

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I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 1:54PM Discotheque said

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Don't care how dated this game is, buying it day one! Though People Can Fly would have done much better with this series, Bulletstorm looks like it's spiritual successor...too bad it's missing the Duke.

This game will be hilarious at least.

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 1:56PM Denbowski said

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Hail to the king baby!

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 2:00PM The Spy said

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Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 2:01PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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Pics or it didn't happen

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 2:03PM Faceless Troll said

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I think I'll be buying this just because.

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 2:04PM Hitman190 said

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This is a reenactment...

FRIEND: DUDE DUKE NUKEM FOREVER IS BEING RELEASED!!

ME: SURELY YOU JEST, LEAVE ME NOW....I AM IN NO MOOD TO BE INSULTED

FRIEND:SEE DUDE, ITS REAL! *POINTS TO JOYSTIQ ARTICLE*

ME: ....

FRIEND: DUDE ARE YOU CRYING?

ME: ITS TEARS OF JOY DAMMIT!!! NOW LEAVE ME BE!!

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 2:37PM thisredengine said

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@Hitman190

What kind of friends are you yelling at each other like that?
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 3:02PM TheOtherJames said

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@thisredengine

SUPERFRIENDS!
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 2:08PM Controlled Chaos said

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After ten plus years in development, people are going to be expecting the best game ever created. The expectations are going to be so incredibly high that not even the best game companies in the world would be able to get a decent review out of this.

They can try, but there's no way they can succeed at this like they hope.

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 2:14PM TaintedKane said

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@Controlled Chaos

Take a look at Starcraft 2. But I agree this will most likely just flop as soon as it comes out.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 2:27PM Cleric said

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@Controlled Chaos
No one was ever expecting the best game ever made from a Duke game. they just want a Duke game. Anyone who is expecting that is a fool
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 2:40PM SEGA Scream said

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F this game for making me old! I was a strapping young lad when it was first announced. Now, I'm middle-aged!

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 7:06PM DreaDDoctorG said

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Good One Sir, I say Good One!
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 2:50PM Trojan said

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Yay! I have a lot of faith in Gearbox since Borderlands was so awesome.

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 3:23PM Walter White said

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*yawn*

This again?

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 3:51PM bre30127 said

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What's sad is that half the gamers out there were too young to even play the first one.

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 4:08PM Teus said

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granted the ga me may suck compared to todays standards but i bet it will still be a fun game to play regardless

Posted: Sep 3rd 2010 4:31PM Kyle4 said

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3D Realms must've been dicking around for all those years because there's no way a Duke Nukem game can take that long to make.

The entire grand theft auto series was made in less time, as were all of the LOTR and Harry Potter movies. I thought this game was supposed to remain a running joke?

Posted: Sep 4th 2010 4:35PM andrewpoe said

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I betcha it's just unused levels/content from Borderlands with the Duke Nukem name on it. Which still makes it a great game.

Besides, Bulletstorm is pretty much Duke Nukem but updated and even more ridiculous.

Posted: Sep 4th 2010 9:21PM Soiden said

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This is turning worse than the Sadness joke from Nibris.

Posted: Sep 8th 2010 3:00PM Duke said

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That plot is about as heavy as I would expect. Go get em Duke!

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