
We could see ourselves repeating these dark ceremonies with Halo: Reach, though we fear we lack our old nubile resilience in the face of horribly unhealthy eating habits. Luckily, we've got a training strategy: For every unit the PSP lost week-to-week in the Japanese hardware sales figures posted after the jump, we will eat one Dorito.
Oh God. Oh God, no.
- PSP: 34,839 [DOWN] 20,273 (36.79%)
- PS3: 22,227 [DOWN] 2,826 (11.28%)
- DSi LL: 18,929 [DOWN] 81 (0.43%)
- DSi: 16,968 [DOWN] 89 (0.52%)
- Wii: 16,080 [UP] 91 (0.57%)
- DS Lite: 4,039 [UP] 114 (2.90%)
- Xbox 360: 2,860 [UP] 195 (7.32%)
- PS2: 1,370 [UP] 12 (0.88%)
- PSP Go: 927 [UP] 91 (10.89%)

