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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:18PM The MARIO said

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This is the most funny thing i have seen today. Can't wait for Reach. 7 more hours.

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:20PM jeffreyhaywood said

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@The MARIO

you mean 4 hours?
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:21PM jeffreyhaywood said

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@The MARIO

OH im est nvm haha
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:31PM The MARIO said

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@jeffreyhaywood

Yeah lol. I live in Cali.
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:36PM Prboi said

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@The MARIO

Damn we get it 3 hours earlier. Damn you time zones!
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:43PM BlackedOut said

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Finished it. Its amazing. I'm tired. Goodnight.

PS. Took me about 7-8 hours on Normal.
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:43PM Mouthsmasher said

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@The MARIO; This is hilarious. It stands as a testament to Bungie's long lived sense of humor.

Remember in Halo:CE when you could customize your gametype? When creating an Odball game, you can choose how many balls there are, from 1-9. Each number had a description of how the game would likely play. If you selected 2 balls, it said something to the effect of, "You're probably expecting a crass '2 balls' joke here. Are you nuts? We'd get sacked!"
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 10:14PM Canuckian said

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@Mouthsmasher
Actually, you could put up to 16 balls.
But yeah, Bungie definitely has a good sense of humour.
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:18PM gamerkim28 said

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This actually scared me a little, lol.

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:19PM anoffday said

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Thank you joystiq for scaring the crap out of me.

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:20PM tekboy said

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i got scared the first time reading that.

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:25PM Shadowbender said

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I guess Microsoft...

*puts on sunglasses*

...is gonna ring our necks for this.

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:35PM tBanzai said

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@Shadowbender

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:39PM colonel juju said

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@Shadowbender

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:52PM King Johngie the Fourth said

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@Shadowbender

YEAH
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:56PM TJF said

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@King Johngie the Fourth yea
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 9:42PM Danthaman said

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@Shadowbender

*cough*
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 9:45PM KirbyCommando said

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@TJF
ye
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 9:45PM MGTrey said

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@TJF: PERHAPS
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 10:17PM Ample Salty said

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@Shadowbender VERILY!
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:27PM Sam406 said

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Ever heard of a thing called "tempting fate"?

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:28PM Robborboy said

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A shame there is no quadrant. It just sucks made like this.

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:31PM deaftly said

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scared, yada yada

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 10:05PM swooded said

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@deaftly
+1
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:35PM Prboi said

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Lol I think this was a little joke left by Bungie to mess with MS one last time before they move in with Activision. nice one guys

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:40PM Timerider said

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Reading the Bungie post. Man, this is more addicting than I thought.
****ing 9 page exam. College loves getting in the way.

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:55PM religiousjedi said

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@Monkey D Luffy Dammit! Now I can't decide which emblem to put!!! D:

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:58PM endgamer77 said

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i laugh at how ironic it would be if you put this on a spartan and everytime you join a game, you get the ring of death.

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 8:59PM StormChaser91 said

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I thought the game really did cause the red rings nice scaring me a little joystiq

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 9:15PM gonintendo said

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@Monkey D Luffy meh, ima stick with mah pokeballz.

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 9:16PM hyghwayman said

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it got me also, now back to more reading.

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 9:18PM pro cow tipper said

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Thats straight beast mode

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 9:29PM TaintedKane said

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You do realize now that I have to make that RROD emblem right?

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 9:35PM Bloodyghost said

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Oh Bungie....I hope to god there is still easter eggs in the campaign. I love finding skulls and other peeps in Halo games, its fun.

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 9:46PM Teh Rei said

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I just read the customization guide.

You can buy voices sets to use.
Like the Chief.

That's right.
Your Noble Six is now Master Chief.

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:04AM Chief Oddball said

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@Teh Rei

I saw that too. Freaking awesome. But after seeing the credit cost on some of those aesthetic armor enhancements, I bet purchasing the voice of John-117 costs extreme megacredits.
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 9:46PM JGray73 said

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Halo Reach causes Red Rings? Thank god i've never heard of that game.

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 10:11PM TaintedKane said

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@JGray73

You didn't read the article did you?
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 10:47PM Prboi said

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@JGray73

Even the headline had "(emblems)" in it.
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 11:45PM sonicspike41 said

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@JGray73

I'm not sure if you're joking (who hasn't heard of Halo: Reach?) or if you're really that illiterate.

Either way it's not very funny. Not in the sense of it being annoying, but in the sense that you just completely missed the mark.
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Posted: Sep 13th 2010 10:09PM Colostomeboy said

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that headline scared the heck outta me!

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 11:29PM delicatessen lama said

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That's a relief... You guys had me worried for a second there.

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 11:35PM poopdedoop said

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meh. I'm not getting the game.

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 6:32AM Bruce Wayne said

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Thats Win :D

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 8:36AM Negatron said

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I'd like to give a hearty round of applause to the special people who completely missed the word emblems in parenthesis. As well as those who finished the game before the populous AND those who aren't going to buy the game at all.
You guys are so crafty at blending in with us and breathing up all our air.
KUDOS!

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 8:57AM gevenstaines said

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looks similar to a bullseye

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