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Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:04PM Al Davis said

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You forgot the part where they then say I pwnd you noob. : /

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:31PM Evin said

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@Al Davis No.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2010 5:32PM Al Davis said

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@Evin
Apparently yes.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:05PM mcnichoj said

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Action game players got the answers faster but RTS players gave the answers before the questions were even asked.

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:34PM MLS said

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That is unless the question is phrased in an indirect sentence. Then the build order in their brain collapses like a house of cards and they sob in the corner.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:06PM Leon Trotsky TDA said

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The Sims players were probably slower because they were about to fall asleep

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:23PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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@Leon Trotsky TDA I wish my wife would damn fall asleep playing it so I could push her out the chair.....I'll be GLAD when I finish my 2nd gaming PC....smh
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Posted: Sep 14th 2010 3:36PM Punkrawk Bbob said

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@Leon Trotsky TDA

or perhaps because they're all women? BUH-ZING!
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Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:08PM rhododragon said

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That's funny because I played a lot of mw2 and I am very indecisive. That's probably because I use a silencer and play listening to footsteps and gun fire =D

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 1:03PM 216 said

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@rhododragon: Silencer, Cold Blooded, SitRep Pro/Ninja Pro ftw
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Posted: Sep 14th 2010 1:12PM rhododragon said

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@216 Nope, I have some ADD as well so I roll with marathon/stopping power/ ninja
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Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:11PM oggsy92 said

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I love the whole red barrel thing.. It's just so genius.. Haha who here honestly wouldn't stand next to a barrel in a game and shoot it if it was say.. For argument sake, yellow or blue.. Haha

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 10:59PM damnreds said

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@oggsy92 and borderlands has made me afraid of yellow, blue, and green barrels too.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:12PM logicplay said

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I know some people who trained with gun simulators that used them to shorten their reaction times, it helps then make decisions faster so they can think quicker and decide if its friend of foe. True story.

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:12PM FriedConsole said

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I only believe studies that say video games are positive.

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:28PM Grey said

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@FriedConsole

+1. People usually believe what they want to believe. Sad, but true. I'm not denying that there aren't any good affects from playing videogames. I've learned so much for them. They have even given me a passion to learn about new things. God of War got me into Greek Mythology, Bioshock got me into Ayn Rand and Philsophy in general, but people who say that videogames have no detrimental effects whatsoever, even if it is just apathy to violence, are to me, very naive.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2010 2:11PM SamE said

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@FriedConsole

I only listen to people who think positively about video games.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:16PM colmiak said

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" repeatedly jamming their crotches into the losers' horrified faces"

love doing that.

no lie.


lolllllll. i applaud you justin, great joke :)

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:22PM VeritableHero said

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@colmiak I agree. Kudos, Justin.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:16PM endgamer77 said

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I love that last part. FPS players are such assholes

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:21PM TraV said

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No Scope? or 360? =

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:24PM ShadowXIII said

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That last part was gold.

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:27PM Scuffles said

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If action games can increase your reflexes and decision making ......
Then bullet hell games can grant you omnipotence.

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:39PM Mach2 said

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@Scuffles

Heh. Reminds me of a friend of mine, he was talking about how playing HALO all the time had given him the precision and reflexes of a god. I showed him a Touhou game. It wasn't even one of the harder Bullet Hell games and it still blew his mind.

Aaaaah. Fun times.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:30PM ShadowXIII said

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@ben linus ^ Irony.

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 12:41PM MarioIsCheating said

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"researchers found that while the two groups got the same amount of answers right, action gamers were able to arrive at those answers about 25 percent faster." Good to know that they actually got the right answers instead of deciding at a wronger, more frivolous decision.

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 3:27PM GeneralStobo said

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I so participated in this study. Very fun. I also participated in a part of the study where gamers were asked to identify if a small grey and white striped circle the size of a dime, flashed for a few miliseconds, was tilted clockwise or counterclockwise. Non games had no aptitude at the test while gamers apparently scored very high.

interesting stuff.

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 6:34PM Teh Rei said

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Daigo now has Lightning fast reflexes and god awesome decision making.

Posted: Sep 14th 2010 11:02PM damnreds said

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i just spent 2 hours in the bathroom hardware section of my local home depot deciding between 2 different styles of towel rods.

Posted: Sep 16th 2010 4:29AM ravissimo said

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@damnreds

LOL. well, you got to live with those towel rods. I think I spent like 3 hours at home depot going back and forth between some floor lamps. that's why everyone always just looks like they're standing around in home depot. it's hilarious.
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Posted: Sep 15th 2010 5:21PM Jing2487 said

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Ha, I read this in the paper today. I live in Rochester, and it looks like Joystiq is quicker with the cool news than the real news is!

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