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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 1:05AM Altairio said

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I'm just a cook.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 1:18AM willooi said

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@Altairio a lowly, lowly cook. *sigh* i laugh at it now but man, i can still quote from it
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 7:52AM BrianH said

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@Altairio

a cook that can rip your neck out.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 1:10AM scratchh said

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Man, now I want to watch that again. So bad, but in a funny way.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 1:12AM Frank the tank said

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hey joystiq can you fix the login for the m.joystiq i cant sign in at all i have to use the button on the bottom to expirience all the magic
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 1:23AM willooi said

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@Frank the tank Speaking of which, I simply cannot change my avatar picture no matter how many times I try. Doesn't matter about the time it needs to take effect, nothing. What's the deal with it?
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 1:13AM PlayboyX said

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OMG STEVEN SEAGAL
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 1:15AM willooi said

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erika eleniak cake scene
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 1:23AM Ballistic H said

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@willooi

Her tits were soo amazing.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 1:29AM willooi said

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@willooi Anyone else reckon that an old Steven Seagal movie is almost like the Itagaki-equivalent of a videogame? Gory deaths and pointless breasts?

Anyway, words of wisdom from the greatest thespian and philosopher that ever lived: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 1:20AM Hunter141072 said

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excuse me, are they really want this PSN thing to succeed??? a movie with one of the biggest unfair fights in history: segal Vs. tommy lee jones, if this is the best they could get then this PSN thing is going to sank faster than segal“s carrer.....
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 1:22AM King Johngie the Fourth said

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lolwut?
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 1:23AM Ballistic H said

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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 1:30AM willooi said

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@(Unverified) comment upvoted for sheer entertainment
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 1:37AM KinseySS said

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Your a towel
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 1:21AM KinseySS said

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Best Seagal movie evar. And I'd let Erika Eleniak eat my face.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 1:56AM beefbearsupreme said

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I hope that Joystiq has a long and prosperous lifespan and a career that continues to have multiple journalistic achievements...

...but this is the best damn post I have ever and will ever read.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 3:09AM GlassAgate said

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Seagal's most recent movies have gotten better, but there were a bunch
of them that weren't very good, at least when compared to his earlier
work. One thing that hurt them was funny camera shots and visual
techniques.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 2:00PM mdo7 said

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I heard if the game does well, a sequel will be made. It'll be called Under Siege 2: into the Dark Territory. The difference between this and the sequel is that the sequel will take place in modern time and your CO (commanding officer) who will be name Commander Ryback. I heard Commander Ryback will be voice by Steven Segal.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 2:11PM GumbyX said

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... So where is the Steve Seagal joke? Is it the movie poster?

I'm out of it right now, so unless its blatant, I'm gona miss it.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2010 4:13PM refinedsugar said

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this insanity is so logical
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Posted: Nov 15th 2010 5:20AM Games Addiction said

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Edge released a preview of the game!
http://www.next-gen.biz/features/under-siege-preview
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