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Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:02PM Alexisonfire said

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Bros before Hoes.

Those pieces of garden equipment tear all my friends away from me.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:03PM Leon Trotsky TDA said

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Never take a urinal right beside someone else using one if there is another urinal open.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:05PM LionheartAce said

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No video game should ever be pirated. Support the industry, effers.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:07PM LaughingTarget said

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The Rule of Rose. Because that game was awful.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:08PM FinalDanish said

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The rules and laws of gravity . . . Wait, they've already been broken in this game!

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:08PM Dymatrex said

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The first rule of Fight Club.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:10PM gatotsu911 said

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Underwear first.

Cease to follow that, and the very fabric of society is thrown into chaos.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:10PM Skrams said

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One rule that should never be broken is texting while driving. Why? Because a friend now has a huge dent in the back of his car from some idiot teenager who was texting :|

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:11PM 360FanboyFan said

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The Golden Rule

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:15PM albedosshadow said

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Rule 34. Obviously.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:16PM Suspiro said

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Dont ask, dont tell

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:17PM lebkin said

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Don't talk about Fight Club.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:18PM Smugleaf said

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Don't be a dirty pirate.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:18PM Gun Barrier said

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Rule 34

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:19PM tkylv said

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For the ladies: Always wipe from front to back.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:19PM MNC Dover said

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Never get a Mogwai wet, expose it to light (sunlight will kill it), and never ever feed it after midnight.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:19PM TJF588 said

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When breaking the fourth wall, don't break the means of observing said fourth wall breakage. In most cases, don't break mah TV screen from within.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:19PM Funkmaster General said

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The rule of thirds, dammit.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:20PM MisterSmith said

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Keeping promises.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:20PM jfourhman said

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Never buy gen-one hardware.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:20PM geniuswithagun said

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You don't rage quit if you're not the one who dies.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:21PM DarthRevan said

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Thou shall not pee in the bathtub or shower. Especially a public one.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:21PM mkernan said

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Don't cross the streams.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:21PM XperimntNterror said

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Ja Rule. Because it would be really painful for him.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:22PM radprik said

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don't eat crackers in bed... oh wait that's a tip.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:22PM Grahaminator said

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Don't eat yellow snow.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:23PM cgniggles said

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dont star in a movie directed by someone as the last now boll(sound slike bowel) IM LOOKING AT U JASON STATHOM

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:24PM Vector Scalar said

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Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:25PM Cloud2049 said

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I'm thinking "don't murder people" should be a good one to follow.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:27PM Glorfindel2 said

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Cross the streams!

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:28PM Notsoknowledgeable said

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Look both ways before crossing the street :)

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:29PM xztherangerzx said

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Never sleep with another man's woman.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:31PM BipolarMike said

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The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:31PM spankw00d said

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Never talk about fight club

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:31PM BipolarMike said

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@spankw00d copy cat! ;P
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Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:33PM spankw00d said

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@BipolarMike

lol! I'd say you used time travel to post that seconds before I did and just stole my idea!
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Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:32PM mrfro99 said

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the rules of space and time

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:35PM GPRoss said

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Don't fart while giving a confession at church

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:36PM xani said

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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:38PM TaintedKane said

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The rules of fight club.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:40PM Peston007 said

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Always love your parents even if you think they are stupid.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:44PM Pandaman said

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Never cut in front of the line leader.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:44PM WhatIsThatThing said

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Don't have sex with drunk girls.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:45PM btan said

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the rule of thumb

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:46PM Perrsun said

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Never pet a burning dog.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:49PM ralphie27 said

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fidelity

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:49PM kewlrats said

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Bros before hoes.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:49PM phisherjosh said

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the princess will never be in the castle

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:50PM Eric the Amazing said

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Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Posted: Sep 18th 2010 12:50PM j0em0e said

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Rule 1: Cardio

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