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Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:35PM ArchiGamer said

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To bad I'm a horrible painter, otherwise I'd be all over this.


Also, to bad its $575!!

Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:37PM Fuzunga said

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The hell? Why? Why!? WHY!?

People would buy this just to have an excuse to touch Bayonetta, though I'm not sure why they'd want to.

Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:37PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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I think $575 would be better spent on a high end lady of the night, a long black wig, and some of those glasses.

Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:47PM sonicspike41 said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze

And a suit made entirely of human hair.
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 1:12AM Prinnywithascarf said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Says the guy who makes a shitload of money from his villa.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:44PM KupoCheer said

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Make it 1:1 and... no, still no.

Posted: Sep 29th 2010 12:38AM Faren22 said

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@KupoCheer If it was 1:1 you wouldn't be able to fit her in your house.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:47PM catbandit said

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@Fuzunga
I have my reasons!

Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:52PM Faenix said

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I think if I think on it, I could think up 100 better things to spend $575 on...

Posted: Sep 29th 2010 12:11AM canajew said

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@Faenix
have a writer come up with 100 ideas?
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 12:16AM Hunter141072 said

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@Faenix

A real woman dressed as bayonetta?????
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 12:18AM canajew said

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A REAL HORRIFICALLY OBESE MAN DRESSED AS BAYONETTA ?!?
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 12:57AM King Johngie the Fourth said

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@Faenix

Me dressed up as Bayonetta??
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 1:04AM PhilipJWitow said

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@Faenix.

Learning how to create your own miniature version of Bayonetta?
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 4:52AM neoand12 said

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@Faenix

Visit Sarah plain and ask her to Dress up as Bayonetta
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 1:25AM Baron Milton Von Crompton said

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I would pay top dollar this!!

I have some spare change at the moment, and hell, $575 is nothing compared to a lifetime of fabbing to this awesome statue!

I wonder how I could go about importing one though.

Posted: Sep 29th 2010 2:48AM Riley said

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@Baron Milton Von Crompton is fabbing like a fat guy masturbating?
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 3:33AM Baron Milton Von Crompton said

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@Riley
Well, yes and no. More a combination of fapping and fabulousness. :D
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 1:29AM ArchiGamer said

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Also, Square Enix's store has for some inexplicable reason some Bayonetta and Jeanne models for less and, albeit, smaller. Just letting you.

Posted: Sep 29th 2010 2:07AM Cafecito said

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I don't think Bayonetta is hot at all... just personal tastes, I guess. Not into the Sarah Palin types.

Posted: Sep 29th 2010 2:29AM liquidsoap89 said

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Gotta agree with this. She's got some weird proportions on her, and it creeps me out.
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 10:31AM rduran said

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@liquidsoap89 Agreed. Her proportions are exaggerated compared to real woman. I think she's more the idealized wet dream of whoever designed/conceived of her.
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 1:19PM ly000001 said

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@rduran FYI, she was designed by a woman.
Wait, forget I said that. That just brings up a whole other set of issues :)
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 7:24PM barrit said

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It's the glasses and weird bun on her head
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Posted: Sep 30th 2010 3:13PM Cafecito said

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@barrit Yeah, i guess. It's like... granny style.
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 10:10PM JCDoe said

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I like how the model recreates Bayonetta so accurately, awkward camel toe and all . . .

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