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Posted: Sep 28th 2010 10:40PM FiredCylinder said

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I kept watching, expecting it to make sense at some point. But alas, it never did.

Posted: Sep 28th 2010 10:43PM Prboi said

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That is a WIN!

Posted: Sep 28th 2010 10:52PM TheyDidItFirst said

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Go Sounders!

Posted: Sep 28th 2010 10:52PM Solace said

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Soccer is still for pussies not even Mario can change that.

Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:02PM GuitarHero666 said

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@Solace
Tell that to all the soccer players that died while playing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_footballers_who_died_while_playing
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Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:12PM Solace said

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@GuitarHero666

and how is that suppose to impress me? a bunch of no name soccer players dying is suppose to show me how tough the sport is? oh please if they were real athletes they would have better conditioning and would have better safety precautions.

lol someone running into a concrete wall and dying isn't tough, it's stupid.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:19PM Frank the tank said

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@Solace dude dude dude ok you made it this way so dont complain later. Is it smart to smash into a group of guys, no. Is it smart to run down a field and get tackled to the ground going full speed doing god knows how much damage to your backs. Is it smart to throw balls going 90 mph plus at each other. In soccor its not about brut force i want to see an american football player play football. And you calling it football makes no sence.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:31PM religiousjedi said

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@Solace I'd like to understand...why is soccer (or better said, futbol) a "sport for pussies?"
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 12:05AM trickybuz93 said

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@Solace Because headbutting each other over and over again and finally getting a concussion is soo tough and smart right...
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 10:26AM Mr Itcher said

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@Solace Trolling is for pussies too, asshole
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 11:46AM Playace said

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@Solace

lol no one likes you because you say mean things
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Posted: Sep 28th 2010 10:56PM Prboi said

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@PrettyBetty

Seriously?

Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:01PM peter pham said

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thats cool that they could do it but i thought it was gunna be somethin awesomer

Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:01PM TheRepublic said

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Needs music to go along with it. On second thought, a stadium of soccer fans doing the "Mario theme" in soccer-chant form would be amazing!!

Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:02PM Frank the tank said

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@Solace please tell me why. Do you even know how its played? Can you tell me which sporting event is the biggest in the world? Dude and or chick i wont talk about your sports please dont talk about mine with out knowing the game.

Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:15PM Solace said

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@Frank the tank

you run back and forth across a field and kick a ball? there you go that's soccer in a nutshell. btw this has nothing to do with popularity, i could care less if soccer is the most popular sport in the world. the popularity also has to do with the fact that it's cheap to play and anyone could join in.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:24PM Frank the tank said

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@Solace no its not cheap to play the only reason you american dumb f! ducks think its gay is because the usa team has sucked but what ever i know what i like and i have no problems with baseball or american football so ima go and rethink why i came to this shit whole country again
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Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:34PM TheyDidItFirst said

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@Frank the tank and Solace

Both of you need to go back to elementary school and learn basic grammar and punctuation before you go on being douchebags so at least you don't make both of your anti-soccer and pro-soccer arguments completely illegible.
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 1:34AM killerchicken said

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@TheyDidItFirst - Your comment made me laugh. Truth be told soccer is a really difficult sport to master and Solace is just jealous because he can't play.
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 4:14AM Nolan North said

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@Frank the tank
This subject needs Hank Hill's commentary
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Posted: Sep 29th 2010 7:48AM Gnoll said

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@Nolan North

Bobby: Why do you hate what you don't understand?
Hank: I don't hate you Bobby!
Bobby: I was talking about soccer.
Hank: Oh yeah, I HATE soccer.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:03PM Morisato said

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@PrettyBetty:

Hey Guys! Did you know spammers get downvoted into oblivion?

Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:03PM mynameisjay said

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GOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLL

Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:04PM mynameisjay said

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@PrettyBetty Hey friends, did you know spammers like PrettyBetty will burn in hell for all eternity?

Posted: Sep 29th 2010 1:56AM LTLemonLicker said

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You need to stop placing the Americans tht love soccer in the dumb f! Duck cat. I love soccer always have, born and raised in the good ol' U S of A as well. I don't say all English people drink tea and have bad teeth! Go defend soccer somewhere else that people will listen. GTFO my Internet
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Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:27PM FZero said

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eh?? what's up with the batman music as well

Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:28PM bebopfox said

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Cause with American football, its much more manly to have a bunch of big sweaty guys in tight fitting cloths pile up on top of each other. Nothing gay about that. Top that off with a good'ol pat on the butt.

Posted: Sep 28th 2010 11:57PM Urmomlikesme said

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Sports on joystiq? Unheard of!

Posted: Sep 29th 2010 12:04AM trickybuz93 said

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@Shadsy Xbox 360 sponsors Seattle Sounders.

These people were fans of the Chicago Fire

Posted: Sep 29th 2010 12:07AM trickybuz93 said

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Anyone else notice mario's fireball lagged near the middle?

They must be playing on Wii Wifi!

Posted: Sep 29th 2010 3:53PM afecks said

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US Football:
Run for 7 seconds. Take a break for 35. Repeat.

Baseball:
Screw around for a few minutes. Maybe swing the bat. Run 90 feet. Take a break. Wait a few more minutes. Run 90 more feet. Repeat.

Soccer:
Run for 45 minutes. Take a break for 15. Run for 45 more minutes, all the while leaping into the air, slide-tackling opponents, and avoiding similar tackles.

Yep, soccer is definitely for pussies.

Idiot.

Yep, throwball players are so tough... with all their padding...

Posted: Sep 30th 2010 11:05PM mcnichoj said

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@trickybuz93
Consoles can sponsor things? Do they also get involved in politics? Wonder if the Xbox is opposed to healthcare reform.

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