Beauty Clock may be the first 3DSWare game announced, Andriasang hypothesizes. Tucked away at Nintendo's conference yesterday was a 3DS version of the app which -- you may have guessed by looking at this image -- features pictures of women holding signs, telling you the time.
The 3DS version of Beauty Clock is likely to be very similar to the already-available PSP version and iPhone version of the app. Downloadable on the Japanese PlayStation Store for 300 yen, Beauty Clock not only tells you the time, but also gives you vital information about the girls holding the signs: birthday, blood type and occupation. We hope "professional digital time sign holder" isn't one of those occupations.
Reader Comments (25)
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 6:07AM Titus8705 said
The sign should read: "Time to regret spending 300 yen on this."
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 6:15AM ramuji said
"Vital information" also includes their "3 sizes" (bust, waist, hip), sadly omitted for some reason for the lovely young lady in the photo above.
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 2:34PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said
@ramuji
You have to unlock that information by beating the game.
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You have to unlock that information by beating the game.
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 6:38AM Juri said
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Posted: Oct 1st 2010 2:37PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said
@Juri
Oh man, if I find out that she actually WROTE "22:00" on that board with her hands... I think I'm gonna lose it, oh!...
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Oh man, if I find out that she actually WROTE "22:00" on that board with her hands... I think I'm gonna lose it, oh!...
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 6:42AM camronm21 said
This is stupid.
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 6:45AM Esposch said
Honestly, what's the point of paying for pictures of fuly clad women?
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Tits or GTFO.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Tits or GTFO.
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 7:01AM phizzyphizzy said
Bijin means beautiful woman, not beauty! :O
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 8:41AM Enosoma said
@phizzyphizzy
Better write a letter to someone. Better yet, tweat it.
Yeah I intentionally misspelled tweet to show that I've never done it before nor do I have even a basic grasp of what it is or who you are and it's almost 9 am what the hell I gotta get to sleep.
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Better write a letter to someone. Better yet, tweat it.
Yeah I intentionally misspelled tweet to show that I've never done it before nor do I have even a basic grasp of what it is or who you are and it's almost 9 am what the hell I gotta get to sleep.
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 7:27AM Fillem said
Blood type...?
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 7:52AM mrmobius said
Would I pay for this? No.
Would people think I'd be the type to pay for this? Unfortunately probably.
Would people think I'd be the type to pay for this? Unfortunately probably.
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 8:12AM Unvrfd said
Why are there two different times on this picture?
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 8:28AM jblank said
Why the hell list blood type? The Japanese can be really strange sometimes.
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 8:37AM Misfit Toy said
Blood type? Now that's just creepy.
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 8:54AM Pure Black World Tendency said
Calling this shovelware would be an insult to good shovels.
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 10:13AM harusame said
But are the girls in 3D???
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 12:18PM oxfordfishsalon said
In Japan blood type is similar to something like astrological signs in the West. Personality traits are associated with different blood types, and certain blood types are more compatible with certain other blood types, etc etc
It's probably half bs like astrology. That said, Japanese people are able to guess my blood type with 100% accuracy, which is mildly off-putting : \
It's probably half bs like astrology. That said, Japanese people are able to guess my blood type with 100% accuracy, which is mildly off-putting : \
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 2:12PM wardob said
What's wrong with "professional digital time sign holders?"
I come from generations of "professional digital time sign holder."
I come from generations of "professional digital time sign holder."
Posted: Oct 1st 2010 8:45PM delicatessen lama said
She is a hustler; working the street, telling the time.
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