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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 5:39PM omicron1 said

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I always thought Piggy deserved a better fate... he was one of the best of them.

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 5:43PM The Wicker Man said

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@omicron1. And that is why the people of Omicron 1 are such sniveling cowards! Omicron Persei 8 rules you!
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 6:50PM dissectional75 said

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@omicron1

Haha, well played!!
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Posted: Dec 2nd 2010 9:47PM DieselBT said

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@omicron1 Sucks to your ass-mar, Piggy!
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 5:39PM Morph156 said

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Had I known about the job, I totally would have applied. Also, "No, we're not shitting you." is the greatest line in a Joystiq article, EVER.

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 6:28PM Reploid said

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@Morph156

Seconded for best line ever. I had a good lol.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 5:42PM The Wicker Man said

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This is the best post I have read on joystiq. Needs more photoshops now. City of lost Cammie (children) wario's head on a stick....the mind wanders in joy.

Posted: Oct 6th 2010 12:05AM BananaBoat said

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@The Wicker Man - I'm envisioning Cammie tied to a long tree trunk, with a bunch of natives carrying her to the bonfire they've erected (old cartoon style).

(Yes, I realize that those cartoons were racist. I blame the networks.)
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Posted: Oct 6th 2010 3:44AM The Wicker Man said

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@BananaBoat I envision Street Fighter's Cammie tied up in...Oh..THAT Cammie....ugh...what the hell. :)
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Posted: Oct 6th 2010 1:40PM DevilSei said

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@The Wicker Man
No... no... continue with the first, you've piqued my curiosity...
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 5:45PM Elwinster said

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She quick Nintendo?

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 5:46PM Zertoss said

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@Elwinster

She quick Nintendo REAL quit.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 5:46PM The Wicker Man said

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Justin, you may wanna edit your last sentence. Change quick to quit. I would have been excited too. :)

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 5:47PM PR0F3TA said

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if you ask me, it was all for the best.

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 5:49PM A Sandwich said

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quick = quit

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 5:59PM PR0F3TA said

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@A Sandwich

reply = fail
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 6:27PM The Wicker Man said

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@PR0F3TA. You have been very critical recently. Are things...okay?
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 6:30PM Xiegfried said

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@PR0F3TA

Give him a break, man. After all, he's just A Sandwich.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 6:43PM PR0F3TA said

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@The Wicker Man

i stubbed my toe. don't mind me
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 7:00PM The Wicker Man said

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@PR0F3TA. *lovingly rubs ointment on grotesque toe*
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 7:06PM The Wicker Man said

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@Xiegfried. Yeah, his comments usually are full of...bologna.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2010 9:03AM Caesar said

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@The Wicker Man

It rubs the lotion on its toe, or else it gets the hose.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 5:55PM copa said

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"Kids explore and run a kid-sized city, complete with streets, buildings, businesses, vehicles and more."

I think Cammy's going to be disappointed when she discovers this is a euphemism for the small towns that have been taken over by teenage drug lords in the last couple of years.

Posted: Oct 6th 2010 2:29PM BrokenTriforce said

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@Mr Esc is the namesarcasm is my

Gives new meaning to the word "bangarang".
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 6:03PM Joanna D said

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Cammie Dunaway and Perrin Kaplan are the true stars of our industry. Forget that Jade Raymond, these ladies know what they are doing.

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 6:19PM TheDarkWayne said

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@Joanna D that's definitely why neither of them work in games anymore, right?
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 6:15PM ArQuesta said

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As amusing and awesome of a life update this may be I just have to ask "Why?" Nintendo was making the bucks, why would you do this?

I can actually approve of leaving the gaming industry to make hippo tissue holders but I do not condone this. D:

Posted: Oct 6th 2010 8:49AM Ghen said

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@ArQuesta

Women don't make rational business decisions sometimes. It's not always about the money. Maybe she has a mommy complex.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 6:16PM CBA25 said

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She's going to make them go snowboarding, then... sigh...

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 6:21PM robertodan said

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The first thing that comes to my mind is WTF!!!. Does this mean that Kidzania pays better than Nintendo? I'm a Mexican and I think this is freakin' nuts.

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 6:26PM YoctoYotta said

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When I was a child, the Seattle Center had a room that was full of kid-sized representations of things like a grocery store, bus, etc . . . and I recall being completely immersed in the experience of being able to "use" these grown up things that are normally off limits to kids, and it stuck with me for years. This Kidzania thing looks like that concept on steroids, I had no idea something like this existed, I wish I was a kid again and could experience this from that mindset.

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 6:30PM Mayor West said

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I'm pretty sure she didn't actually quit. She was fired and deported all in one quick swoop.

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 6:35PM TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2 said

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This will go down in Nintendo history.

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 6:40PM Fuzunga said

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what is this I dont even

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 6:55PM mapereira9 said

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THIS IS KIDZANIAAAAA!!!!!

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 7:06PM Duke said

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Holy crap- my mind is blown. Hopefully for her they don't go all lord of the flies.

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 7:08PM sammo21 said

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Everyone @ Nintendo is screwed up. This proves it, and so does Other M.

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 8:52PM BFBeast666 said

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@sammo21 Don't know why, but apart from Samus' endless ramblings, Other M grows on me the more I play, the "foreplay" to the Ridley battle alone was worth every Euro I spent. Samus? Freaking out like OMFGZ0RZ?!!?. Priceless :)
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 7:13PM ChuckBartowskiX said

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Headline in two weeks: EX Nintendo VP kidnapped by Drug Cartel in mexico.

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 7:24PM Cryo said

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Im in awe...

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 7:53PM Mrguy you know that guy said

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Well, it coulden't be anymore stupid than that "reggie for president" joke a few years back. Now that i think about it, that would actually be pretty awesome.

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 8:07PM thedisagree said

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haha secret spoiler

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 8:29PM Crayola Q Pants ESQ said

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As long as this isn't some kind of veiled attempt to get kids working in sweatshop factorys ("they're playing grown up!") it's a really really interesting concept.

So many ways it could go wrong--and Mexico's reputation doesn't exactly assuge my concerns--but there is a small chance that it could be really awesome.

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 8:53PM BFBeast666 said

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@Crayola Q Pants ESQ You're too kind. Maybe it's a bad, bad cliché, but what if those kids wake up one morning minus a kidney or some other piece of self? Or am I too drastic?
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 9:07PM Crayola Q Pants ESQ said

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@BFBeast666
That prooobably falls under one of the many ways it could go wrong. Unless the kidney is for me, in which case: "you snooze; you lose!"
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Posted: Oct 5th 2010 9:17PM WMWLL said

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does anyone know where the share function went because this is a really good story that i would love to show my friends

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 10:04PM Smockers said

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There are... TWO NOT'S!

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 11:21PM Enosoma said

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One of the best articles I've ever read.

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 11:36PM gatotsu911 said

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This is hands-down the best Joystiq story of the month. Possibly even the year. Possibly ever.

Posted: Oct 5th 2010 11:42PM zingstiq said

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What a respectful representation of the people of Kidzania!

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