OK, so our jealousy of Japan and Europe and their Super Mario Bros. collectors editions
has become utterly crushing. N-Styles
provides the proverbial camel-back-breaking straw with some original design docs included in the package's history book.
Not only are they so totally gorgeous that we want to lay them out on a bed and go full Indecent Proposal
, but Andriasang
's translation shows they're full of interesting tidbits like the fact that Mario was originally supposed to have a beam gun
Boy, fireballs seem pretty tame now that we know how close we got to ... Mario Chief? Master Plumber? ... Sorry, give us a second, we'll come up with something.