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Hulk Hogan's old balls are in this Def Jam Rapstar ad

by Justin McElroy on Nov 3rd 2010 12:45PM

An important note to the Def Jam Rapstar marketing team, regarding the ad you'll find after the break:

When a schizophrenic, liquor-soaked homeless man smashes into your conference room and shouts, "Just show Hulk Hogan rapping with his old balls fully out there and everything! Also, Jimmy Hart, Mouth of the South, have him a-movin' and a-shaking nearby! Coo-poo-pa-loo!" the proper response is to call security.

The wrong thing to do is thoughtfully stroke your chin and say, "Well, maybe if we censored the old balls?"

Sincerely,
Joystiq

[Update: OK, so apparently they're not. We're not sure if we're more or less horrified. Thanks, Gary.]

Tags: def-jam, Def-Jam-Rapstar, hulk-hogan, microsoft, playstation, ps3, xbox

Reader Comments (72)

Why is Jimmy Hart there?

@CaptNink What else does Jimmy Hart have to do these days?

@CaptNink Because he's the Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart. The real question is why isn't Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake in the shot?

@CaptNink

More importantly, why is Hulk not wearing his Ed Hardy shirt? He's just not 2000s Hulk without one.

@NuttyBalls
And no boa? WTF?

@CaptNink Because he is best friends with Hulk, and musically talented also. Though that last part has nothing to do with rap.

@CaptNink

Looks like the creator of the george romero bitch campaign is still working in the business.....

@bittermang Because it was cheaper to just let Hulk flash his beefcake.

@NuttyBalls

Because 80's/early 90's Hulk was the best Hulk?

@bittermang Brutus DIED. Thats why. As for the joker wanting to know why the mouth of the south is there...WHY NOT. ITS JIMMY HART!!!

@CaptNink

A better question is why is Hogan there? Just keep the camera on Brooke and we're all good to go!!

@The Wicker Man

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brutus_Beefcake

No death date on his Wikipedia page. Research goes a long way. Hulk even tried getting him into TNA ever since Hulk joined the company. He can't invite someone to work for a wrestling promotion if they're dead, now can you?

Wow. He is a maniac. A...hulkamaniac. See what I did there?

You guys may not have liked the ad, but I'm just nuts about it.

I know right?

There is absolutely no reason to throw this commercial into the ol' sack like some used teabag.

@Mister Darcy

It's almost as if they're trying to push the censorship limits to the testes.

....what did i just watch?

Great balls of fire.

I...don't know what to say about that.

...BROTHER

LMFAO, all I can say is "what?!"

Stay classy Hulk.

ARE YOU NOT AMUSED?

the definition of washed up, i saw him on a Rent-a-Center commercial, all i could do is LOL.

@PR0F3TA

I lol @ that too. Hulk is desperate since the wifey cleaned him out .... wait he's always been desperate ... err ... nevermind.

Sold

Classy.

Well, the general idea worked for Favre didn't it..........?

@foobessional If he wants to keep that Wrangler sponsorship, he's going to need to learn to... KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS?

That was just all kinds of sad....

If ya dont know....now ya know N*ggaaaaa.....

wait...does this game use edited versions of songs? could make for some awkward moments when inviting over my white friends to play this.....lol

@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi

I don't know man .... could be some funny times if they only know the radio edits. lmao

@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi
Ninja please.

They don't actually anticipate sales right?

RUNS OUT TO PURCHASE GAME BASED ON BALLS BEING EDITED OUT!!!
Nah jus kidding, ill get this when its like 20 bucks.

A rip-off from SNL's skit on "open-fly jeans" about Brett Favre ... smh

@UNSCleric
thats not a healthy relationship.....something very wrong about that family.

I think Macho Man would have something to say about this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo392aELFQQ

I don't care what the Joystiq biomass has to say about this one. That was AWESOME!

I want to pull an Owen Hart after watch that garbage.

Brooke Hogan.

Kinda makes me want the game less. And I'm hungry for walnuts all the sudden...

Dear Brooke Hogan

TITS OR GTFO!!

Hogan's best rap...ever...

What is this? I don't even..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXTR6Og6VQA

Hogan's best rap...ever...

I like how i have to watch an ad just to watch an ad.
Which was quite possibly the most uneffective ad i have ever seen.

Daughter shaking it for Daddy,Than daddy whips out Nutz!?... ...Things are getting a little out of control in the house since the divorce i see...A younger man in his wifes case is ONE thing,BUT...your DAUGHTER hulk?!...S.M.H

Well...they got the "partial nudity" rating right... ._.

wow...well, I love how every time Hulk Hogan even shows up somewhere now my child loses -10 points. Thanks, Hulkster.

This is about as saddening as Autobots being bigger douches and having worse language than Decepticons in the movies.

The face she's is making is quite creepy.

That microphone is so small... I hear steroids does that.

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