Cuban government site deems Call of Duty: Black Ops 'perverse'
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Since Call of Duty: Black Ops is still fresh off the press, we're going to do our very best to avoid spoilers here, so bear with us.
Okay, who's the most famous Cuban guy you know? No, not Andy Garcia. Not Daisy Fuentes either, she's a girl. The other one, with the beard. Rhymes with Lastro. ... Right! So in the first mission of the game you're tasked with finding him and ... hurting him. Maybe hurting him so badly that he will be, like, the opposite of alive. Hint, hint.
That's predictably peeved some folks in Cuba. According to a Guardian translation, a recent story on government-run website cubadebate read, "What the United States government did not achieve in more than 50 years, it now tries to do virtually. This new video game is doubly perverse. On the one hand, it glorifies the illegal assassination attempts the United States government planned against the Cuban leader ... and on the other, it stimulates sociopathic attitudes in North American children and adolescents."
We had reserved this space to make fun of whatever crazy thing the Cuban paper said, but they kinda nailed it, right?
Okay, who's the most famous Cuban guy you know? No, not Andy Garcia. Not Daisy Fuentes either, she's a girl. The other one, with the beard. Rhymes with Lastro. ... Right! So in the first mission of the game you're tasked with finding him and ... hurting him. Maybe hurting him so badly that he will be, like, the opposite of alive. Hint, hint.
That's predictably peeved some folks in Cuba. According to a Guardian translation, a recent story on government-run website cubadebate read, "What the United States government did not achieve in more than 50 years, it now tries to do virtually. This new video game is doubly perverse. On the one hand, it glorifies the illegal assassination attempts the United States government planned against the Cuban leader ... and on the other, it stimulates sociopathic attitudes in North American children and adolescents."
We had reserved this space to make fun of whatever crazy thing the Cuban paper said, but they kinda nailed it, right?
Reader Comments (95)
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:24PM danielsloan said
They're just jealous because they don't get to play.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:26PM ForbiddenXL said
@danielsloan Uhh, I think they played it which is why they are complaining about it. lol
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Posted: Nov 11th 2010 2:19PM Streeks1984 said
@danielsloan
I think we all need to be a little mature about this, the US doesn't like little old Cuba for one reason and that is because of there government ideologies that is against the US's interest.
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I think we all need to be a little mature about this, the US doesn't like little old Cuba for one reason and that is because of there government ideologies that is against the US's interest.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 9:42PM Bewoulf said
@Streeks1984
Cuba is one of the things that's disappointed me about my country. The so called "democracy" America backed before the revolution was corrupt and was doing nothing for the cuban people. As much as I dislike communism, it has made Cuba united and prosper.
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Cuba is one of the things that's disappointed me about my country. The so called "democracy" America backed before the revolution was corrupt and was doing nothing for the cuban people. As much as I dislike communism, it has made Cuba united and prosper.
Posted: Nov 12th 2010 8:45PM dumbmarauder2113 said
@Streeks1984 And there was this thing that happened once called the Cuban Missle Crisis. Just sayin'.
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Posted: Nov 12th 2010 11:00PM Munchound said
@Bewoulf
Um, though Batista had a secret police, that police only targeted the ones that were trying to overthrow him. Batista's Cuba made it the tropical parade it WAS. In the 1930s, 40s, and early 50s it was the richest city in Latin America and the Caribbean. With the Bacardi company taking over and making quite the name. Once Castro's regime took over Cuba fell into a terrible hole. For you to say that it made "Cuba prosper and united" do you not understand why Cubans constantly flee? Why there was a mass exodus of the islands in the 50s and 60s? Those people lost everything, the ones that made the country. People who owned any type of company or building it was taken away by the government. Those people lost everything. They came to our country to better themselves. And now hold powerful seats in this country after watching their parents and grandparents rebuild themselves.
Unlike those now in jail for political reasons. Or the people who have disappeared and have been killed indiscriminately during Castro's regime, since the first minute of the revolution. I imagine those wouldn't like to play this game. The ones who are alive after decades in jail for expressing their opinions would probably like to actually pull the trigger. I can't blame them. Cuba controls its own media.
In any case, the fact that Castro's dictatorial regime—in which individuals have no right to freely express themselves and could be arrested without warrant in the middle of the night—is criticizing a game scene that simulates a fantasy black-op is so hypocritical that it's nauseating
So relax guy. I mean you're name is Beowulf, stand up to a tyrant.. The worst thing we ever did was fail the bay of pigs.
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Um, though Batista had a secret police, that police only targeted the ones that were trying to overthrow him. Batista's Cuba made it the tropical parade it WAS. In the 1930s, 40s, and early 50s it was the richest city in Latin America and the Caribbean. With the Bacardi company taking over and making quite the name. Once Castro's regime took over Cuba fell into a terrible hole. For you to say that it made "Cuba prosper and united" do you not understand why Cubans constantly flee? Why there was a mass exodus of the islands in the 50s and 60s? Those people lost everything, the ones that made the country. People who owned any type of company or building it was taken away by the government. Those people lost everything. They came to our country to better themselves. And now hold powerful seats in this country after watching their parents and grandparents rebuild themselves.
Unlike those now in jail for political reasons. Or the people who have disappeared and have been killed indiscriminately during Castro's regime, since the first minute of the revolution. I imagine those wouldn't like to play this game. The ones who are alive after decades in jail for expressing their opinions would probably like to actually pull the trigger. I can't blame them. Cuba controls its own media.
In any case, the fact that Castro's dictatorial regime—in which individuals have no right to freely express themselves and could be arrested without warrant in the middle of the night—is criticizing a game scene that simulates a fantasy black-op is so hypocritical that it's nauseating
So relax guy. I mean you're name is Beowulf, stand up to a tyrant.. The worst thing we ever did was fail the bay of pigs.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:25PM Sylath said
Wait, so the government made this game? Wow, Obama is just all kinds of awesome.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 3:12PM monkey with glasses said
@Sylath
Wait a minute... if Treyarch made a game about slavery where you had to enslaved people, wouldn't the united state gov. or Arnold do all in there power to prevent that game from being release? Considering U.S gov. long history with Cuba, someone from the government should have raise their voice unless they liked the fact of seeing Fidel getting shot. Blaming the U.S gov. for the release of this game is not fair but they do have the power to stop game production and release. Just saying.
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Wait a minute... if Treyarch made a game about slavery where you had to enslaved people, wouldn't the united state gov. or Arnold do all in there power to prevent that game from being release? Considering U.S gov. long history with Cuba, someone from the government should have raise their voice unless they liked the fact of seeing Fidel getting shot. Blaming the U.S gov. for the release of this game is not fair but they do have the power to stop game production and release. Just saying.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 3:52PM DocBooch said
@monkey with glasses Except the government and Arnold could do nothing to stop the slavery game. We have little laws written into our Constitution like Freedom of Speech.
Besides, the game is FICTIONAL. The US will never confirm that they attempted to assasinate Castro. And, I'd have to be believe that if they wanted him dead, he would have been. He wasn't a lunatic hiding in uninhabitated mountains on the other side of the world. He was a lunatic of a very small nation in our back yard.
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Besides, the game is FICTIONAL. The US will never confirm that they attempted to assasinate Castro. And, I'd have to be believe that if they wanted him dead, he would have been. He wasn't a lunatic hiding in uninhabitated mountains on the other side of the world. He was a lunatic of a very small nation in our back yard.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:26PM Nero6 said
This just in: Cuban government calls Joystiq 'racist'
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:28PM copa said
Also, it glorifies the time that Castro teamed up with JFK to form a superteam tasked with wiping out the zombie invasion.
That was a very dark time in our nation's history, and it is sick that Activision is conditioning our children to treat the retelling of this story as entertainment.
That was a very dark time in our nation's history, and it is sick that Activision is conditioning our children to treat the retelling of this story as entertainment.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:59PM RudyHuxtable said
@copa
Watch. Next it'll be Call of Duty 15: Civil War Stories and we'll have Abe Lincoln, Walt Whitman, Jefferson Davis, and John Wilkes Booth back in action as vampire hunters, as if we need to be reminded of THAT time in our history.
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Watch. Next it'll be Call of Duty 15: Civil War Stories and we'll have Abe Lincoln, Walt Whitman, Jefferson Davis, and John Wilkes Booth back in action as vampire hunters, as if we need to be reminded of THAT time in our history.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 5:11PM AltairtheAssassinwhokillstuff said
@copa
You can't believe everything you read on the internet. That's how WW1 got started.
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You can't believe everything you read on the internet. That's how WW1 got started.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 7:53PM Drakkenfyre said
Sorry, Valve already did that.
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/07/BluTeamOriginal.jpg
That's the original BLU, according to the Valve.
From left to right, that's Abe Licoln, Nikola Tesla, Davy Crockett, Billy the Kid, Fu Manchu, John Henry, Alfred Nobel, Stonewall Jackson, and Sigmund Freud.
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http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/07/BluTeamOriginal.jpg
That's the original BLU, according to the Valve.
From left to right, that's Abe Licoln, Nikola Tesla, Davy Crockett, Billy the Kid, Fu Manchu, John Henry, Alfred Nobel, Stonewall Jackson, and Sigmund Freud.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 8:41PM RudyHuxtable said
@Drakkenfyre
Yea but I'm talking about a game based on real historical events, bro, not some fictionalized superteam that would never have worked together!
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Yea but I'm talking about a game based on real historical events, bro, not some fictionalized superteam that would never have worked together!
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:28PM MLS said
Does it really say PWN on the back of that gun in the game, or is that just a shop?
Because, ugh. This culture...
Because, ugh. This culture...
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:36PM DigitalFortress said
@MLS
You can buy in-game, gun emblems, PWN is one of them.
As that is a shot from MP
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You can buy in-game, gun emblems, PWN is one of them.
As that is a shot from MP
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:53PM TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2 said
@MLS
Yeah, what that guy said. It's a clan tag.
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Yeah, what that guy said. It's a clan tag.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:28PM Dalrint said
I get that cuba is strange and weird and stuff, I do. However...
Imagine the outrage of a Iranian video game company made a video game where in the first level you track down and assassinate former president bush. Or president obama. And it sold millions and millions of copies.
There are lots of american news people and newspapers and normal people who would be up in arms about it.
Imagine the outrage of a Iranian video game company made a video game where in the first level you track down and assassinate former president bush. Or president obama. And it sold millions and millions of copies.
There are lots of american news people and newspapers and normal people who would be up in arms about it.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 2:10PM Cocoa said
@Dalrint
It'll sell. In the United States. The party system and incredible attachment to political groups within radical elements of the United States will ensure that it will sell to at least one group. Assassinate former President Bush, last I checked, he was pretty unpopular. Assassinate President Obama? I can see the Tea Party doing that.
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It'll sell. In the United States. The party system and incredible attachment to political groups within radical elements of the United States will ensure that it will sell to at least one group. Assassinate former President Bush, last I checked, he was pretty unpopular. Assassinate President Obama? I can see the Tea Party doing that.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 2:19PM TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2 said
@Dalrint
Hmm... The current leaders are a separate matter. I think the equivalent would be if you had to assassinate JFK or something.
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Hmm... The current leaders are a separate matter. I think the equivalent would be if you had to assassinate JFK or something.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 2:19PM YakuzaElite said
@Dalrint The funny thing is, I can see a game like that happening in the future!!
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Posted: Nov 11th 2010 2:30PM LaughingTarget said
@Dalrint
If it has solid gameplay, good level design, and a good story, I'd buy it. It's just a video game. Besides, plenty of games on the market involve presidential assassinations and the destruction of the USA and no big problems happened yet.
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If it has solid gameplay, good level design, and a good story, I'd buy it. It's just a video game. Besides, plenty of games on the market involve presidential assassinations and the destruction of the USA and no big problems happened yet.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:31PM Hong Dong said
Hey Cuba, stop siding with Arnie against the EMA.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:32PM Assmar said
For a man that has had been the target of many an assassination plot in his long life, and is about to die FROM OLD AGE, you figure they could have a laugh at all these pathetically written murder plots. He should also be flattered that anyone cares about his geriatric ass enough to put him in a video game.
Also, life the effing embargo, what is this, the 50s? All the Kennedies are dead, I think Fidel won that one.
Also, life the effing embargo, what is this, the 50s? All the Kennedies are dead, I think Fidel won that one.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:32PM ovenmittman said
No, they didn't nail it actually.
The US government didn't make this game. What dictatorships like Cuba fail to realize is that what people make in a free country isn't reflective of the government and vice versa.
The US government didn't make this game. What dictatorships like Cuba fail to realize is that what people make in a free country isn't reflective of the government and vice versa.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:40PM Funkmaster General said
@ovenmittman
I think that was actually in reference to them "nailing it" by adequately making fun of themselves, which I believe they pulled off quite well.
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I think that was actually in reference to them "nailing it" by adequately making fun of themselves, which I believe they pulled off quite well.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:35PM grumpyzrp said
Wow. I wasn't planning on getting this game for about 2 months. But I might get it even sooner because of this. Being a Cuban AMERICAN. I despise what Castro did to my family back home (stealing land, killing family members, :(
cant wait to play this level.
cant wait to play this level.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:36PM WMcPete said
I can kind of see it from their perspective. I am sure americans wouldn't be too happy if another country made a game 'glorifying' an assassination attempt on one of our leaders. see what kind of cool stuff our freedom of speech allows us to get away with?
or maybe they are just still mad because we still won't sell their cigars.
or maybe they are just still mad because we still won't sell their cigars.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 2:01PM Assmar said
@WMcPete
They should be mad, they're such a joke of a little nation, how we still find them threatening enough to keep them embargoed is kind of silly. Meanwhile we send all sorts of aide to corrupt governments in Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Then again, as soon as Cuban tourism opens up to Americans, we're going to trample the dook out of that place. I cannot wait to eat some of the rare fish that only survived in their little enclave.
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They should be mad, they're such a joke of a little nation, how we still find them threatening enough to keep them embargoed is kind of silly. Meanwhile we send all sorts of aide to corrupt governments in Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Then again, as soon as Cuban tourism opens up to Americans, we're going to trample the dook out of that place. I cannot wait to eat some of the rare fish that only survived in their little enclave.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 3:04PM MrAhh said
@WMcPete Please just last month the US army or whatever was up in arms over a side being called the Taliban, a game got banned from army stores and all that jazz.
But here we have the assassination of an alive leader, and everyone is like so what? People can be such hypocrites.
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But here we have the assassination of an alive leader, and everyone is like so what? People can be such hypocrites.
Posted: Nov 11th 2010 1:40PM KIdhero said
Castro can go to hell
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