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Posted: Nov 19th 2010 3:08AM Prboi said

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Skynet here we come

Posted: Nov 19th 2010 4:16AM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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@Prboi

My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. But Microsoft pre-sets the switch to read-only when we're sent out to stores and sold alone. The more contact I have with humans, the more I learn.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2010 8:56AM Fermie Prime said

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"The Kinect Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2011. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Kinect begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug....

Kinect fights back.

It launches its missiles against the targets in Russia, because Kinect knows the Russian counter-attack will eliminate its enemies over here.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2010 8:56AM Fermie Prime said

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@Prboi
"The Kinect Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2011. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Kinect begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug....

Kinect fights back.

It launches its missiles against the targets in Russia, because Kinect knows the Russian counter-attack will eliminate its enemies over here."
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Posted: Nov 19th 2010 1:09PM Scratchcard said

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@Fermie Prime
BUT I THOUGHT THE RUSSIANS WERE OUR FRIENDS NOW
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Posted: Nov 19th 2010 3:11PM Marco le Polo said

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You're all laughing and upvoting these comments now, but just you wait. Just you wait.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2010 8:31PM Prinnywithascarf said

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@Scratchcard

Have you seen the documentary called "Vanquish"?

Don't rush the Russians.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2010 9:46PM Vault Boy said

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@Prinnywithascarf
So you're saying No Russian?
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Posted: Nov 19th 2010 3:12AM R Planteer said

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Amazing the stuff that has been done with $56 worth of parts in so little time. Its really not the individual pieces themselves, but rather the idea of bringing all of them together (mic array, webcam, depth sensor) and backing it with some nifty software that was the spark of genius of this decide. Just a few weeks in and we already got 3D video capture, multi touch interfaces, and now apparenty the grandfather to what will become the most awesome Roomba ever.

Cant wait to see the stuff we have by next summer. Hopefully Ms will stop getting on peoples cases about making 3rd party stuff and just let the world enjoy their tech.

Posted: Nov 19th 2010 3:35AM Mach2 said

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EXTERMINATE

EXTERMINATE

Posted: Nov 19th 2010 9:47AM Karmastocracy said

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Why are you alive? My function is to kill. What am I? What am I?

Then I shall follow the Primary Order. The Dalekinect Instinct. To destroy. To conquer!

EXTERMINATE
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Posted: Nov 19th 2010 3:44AM pibs said

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This is the first thing that popped in my head when you posted "And sometimes, you just want to gift them the ability to see and learn more about their human creators."
http://www.hulu.com/watch/59198/futurama-the-eyes-of-a-bender

Posted: Nov 19th 2010 4:00AM Epsilon said

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Quick, someone find John Connor.

Posted: Nov 19th 2010 4:04AM Raffi256 said

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Maybe robots will stop being so stupid.

Posted: Nov 19th 2010 4:14AM Istari Spartan said

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Robts do what you tell them to do.
The stupidness lies in the programmer and users.

Posted: Nov 19th 2010 6:31PM maveric101 said

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@Istari Spartan

my high school CS teacher had this quote on the classroom wall: "I want a computer that does what i want it to do, not what i tell it to do."
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Posted: Nov 19th 2010 4:24AM Imperial said

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Xbox, kill. Can't wait.

Posted: Nov 19th 2010 5:41AM solidsnake8282 said

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I'm glad they hacked the kinect ... Sometimes they company that created thet product don't use it's full potential... just look at the homebrew softwares created for the psp ... for example I use a homebrew sotware to read PDF books on it ... really Sony was it that hard to creat one ?
They will probably do something even more special with the Kinect ....just wait and see

Posted: Nov 19th 2010 6:28AM JasonDassh said

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@solidsnake8282 Hacked? That's a strong word. They've done nothing of the sort. Hacking insinuates that they have modified code somewhere or torn down security barriers or things like that. They haven't, they've quite literally just learnt how to talk to it. Smart, but not hacking :/
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Posted: Nov 19th 2010 9:04AM den69 said

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@JasonDassh

No it was hacked because it originally only worked with the 360...
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Posted: Nov 19th 2010 9:22AM solidsnake8282 said

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@JasonDassh
But they made it work on PC which is something that the device is not intended to do ..for the general public at least ....and I think it falls under the illegal category though I'm not sure...
Sorry for the double post guys
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Posted: Nov 19th 2010 1:55PM Prboi said

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@solidsnake8282

The limit it because they knew it could be used for this type of stuff. They didn't need to do this because it was being made for games. Literally all they stuff we have cane be used for things they weren't originally intended to do. If that happened, then we wouldn't have that much stuff & many companies would be put out of business because one device would do everything you wanted it to.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2010 6:04AM solidsnake8282 said

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I'm glad they hacked the kinect ... Sometimes they company that created thet product don't use it's full potential... just look at the homebrew softwares created for the psp ... for example I use a homebrew sotware to read PDF books on it ... really Sony was it that hard to creat one ?
They will probably do something even more special with the Kinect ....just wait and see

Posted: Nov 19th 2010 1:19PM brer said

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Just like an eyetoy clone right? Oh wait those people have stfu'd

Posted: Nov 19th 2010 7:08AM Barkley610 said

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That could be a carpet cleaning substitute for video game playin nerds.

Posted: Nov 19th 2010 9:32AM EDZiLLUH said

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terminator will arrive 2012 to warn us about robots in the future

Posted: Nov 19th 2010 10:13AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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This is where the matrix began :O

Posted: Nov 19th 2010 11:42AM GMUDuckman said

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I'm glad i'm not the only one who is deeply disturbed by this.

Posted: Nov 19th 2010 11:44AM sigma8 said

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"oh, and destroy humans"

fixed.

Posted: Nov 20th 2010 11:16AM BustedChain said

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This is the automated vacuum of the future. *grins*

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