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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:02PM Dirty said

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Im cool with smaller boobs, so long as she still wears short shorts. Kinda reminds me of Jessica Alba, but dirtier.

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:56PM 2late2die said

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@Dirty I'll be completely honest. As a forward thinking guy I appreciate a strong female character, one that's not simply built on stereotypes and caricatures. At the same time, as a guy, I miss big boobs. Why can't we have both? :)
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 7:06PM LENSconcept said

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@2late2die

agreed on both accounts. I miss the irrationally large cans...
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 7:09PM DigitalFortress said

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@2late2die

Exacatly, who is to a big breasted woman can't be a hero?

Damn it.

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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 7:11PM DigitalFortress said

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@DigitalFortress

^^ that should of read:

Exactly, who is to say a big breasted woman can't be a hero?

(damn ipad!)
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 7:24PM MasterBrief said

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@Dirty lol theres nothing wrong with small boobs as long as shes sexy, and she is
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 9:06PM Marco le Polo said

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@Dirty

Doubtful, but I think that mysterious "d" under the picture might have something to do with her cup size.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 9:29PM LENSconcept said

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@Marco le Polo

it should've said 'b'
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 10:56PM HM79 said

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@DigitalFortress

HAVE. Should HAVE.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 1:26AM rowie4life said

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@Dirty
You're right that does look like Jessica Alba.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 1:18PM jumpshot said

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@DigitalFortress discrimination against big breasted women everywhere!
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:05PM Frito said

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So now we'll be able to see behind the pair of tits.

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:09PM Rizraz said

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look at those Pecks... i mean boobs

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:10PM DrunkFux said

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honestly, she looks real now

like if there was a real lara that would be her

ill be keeping an eye on this game

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:10PM SawyerTechno said

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I LIKE it!

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:10PM KaCeX said

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Please... Do not bite off more that you can chew

Keep it tight kthnxbye

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:14PM hellohello said

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Looks like Halle Berry a bit.

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:16PM JaymzShady said

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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:23PM A Sandwich said

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@JaymzShady

Anybody saying she looks like anyone other than Hillary Swank is wrong.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:34PM JaymzShady said

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@A Sandwich yeh def. its what i 1st thought the second i saw the pic.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:17PM JaymzShady said

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maybe a brunette Jessica Simpson a lil bit..in the eyes anyways.

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:27PM ThatStuffsLethal said

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@JaymzShady

Looks like a white Sheva to me
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:17PM WonderbreadUSA said

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"We wanted her be a blend of someone that has a level of vulnerability and inner strength," said Horton, adding that the focus of the redesign was to "understand who she was inside."

Old Brian here is starting to sound like Sakamoto.

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:18PM Petebot330 said

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Wow, what a shocker--First 3 comments in a Lara Croft article are about her boobs.

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 7:54PM Special Agent Bob said

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@Petebot330
(I will not make a comment about her boobs)

(I will not make a comment about her boobs)

(I will not make a comment about her boobs)

She looks like a strong female character that i will come to like over the course game.
(Whew made it without saying-)
Boobs! Dammit
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 7:30AM HydrophobicFish PSN ID Hydrophob said

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@Petebot330

Way to take a stand, buddy... How dare people comment on probably the "biggest" change in a character redesign... about an article on a character redesign.

What else are they going to talk about? How she's wearing a white tank top instead of a green one now?
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:18PM ClockworkHorror said

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I was ignoring the Tomb Raider announcement until I read this article. Now I'm interested! Go Crystal Dynamics!!!

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:21PM ThatStuffsLethal said

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inb4 "She looks like a teenage boy" comments..

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 7:23PM Zacmanman said

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@ThatStuffsLethal

A teenage boy with small boobs
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 8:16PM ThatStuffsLethal said

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@ThatStuffsLethal

Are you serious? I was criticizing the "she doesn't look feminine" complaints from previous posts, not endorsing it. Gosh you guys....
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:23PM Mika101 said

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WHAT!!!! No over sized boobs!!! This is an outrage!!!! How dare they try to make her more realistic and make her more like a person than just some chest to stare at!!

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 9:15PM bm111 said

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I know you're being sarcastic, but it's more the other way around. The only outrage there ever was has been over boobs being too big. In every game or movie ever, even if there are a lot of other things to see, if there's boobs the first comments will always be directed at them and whether or not they're too big.

Since the beginning of time, it has been a continuous outrage by insecure females, and p*ssywhipped males who are trying wayyy too hard to get into a girl's panties.

I'm sick of it. Some of the early TR games we're true works of beauty, but all those people can ever talk about is "oh god big boobs oh noooo so unrealistic! nobody has big boobs and nobody should like them!"
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:23PM mmmfishtacos said

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Is it me or is tomb raider just like sonic. It just seems they can't bring these these two franchise back to greatness. Why even call her lara, maybe laras daughter or something like that. I think that's the best way to go when you change a character that much. I am liking the new look.

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:33PM Discotheque said

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@mmmfishtacos Have you played the last few Tomb Raider games? It feels like everybody's just spouting bullshit about this series.

This is nothing like Sonic.

Anniversary was a good game as was Legend. Underworld wasn't bad either (and looked pretty good too). And that PSN/XBLA game was really really fun. Some good coop puzzles.

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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 7:03PM mmmfishtacos said

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@Discotheque Well i did play the PSN/Live one, but it didn't really grab me, and i played underworld (i think) and that didn't do it either. I really want one to work out. Always like tomb raider.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 7:33PM RickGhastly said

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@Discotheque Gotta agree on that. Yeah, the last "trilogy" didn't have the production values of, say, Uncharted but they were criminally underrated. If Underworld came from a small studio and didn't have the name "Tomb Raider" attached to it, everyone would be lauding it as a hidden gem.

Don't get me wrong, none of them are perfect but somehow the line has recently blurred between being "not perfect" and "crap". The last Tomb Raider that was (IMO) crap was Angel of Darkness. Everything afterward is at least worth a look.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:27PM TaintedKane said

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I wonder if sales will plummet or spike because of the chest change. I'm looking forward to the next game where she gets muscles. Nothing turns me on more than muscle on a woman (not being sarcastic)

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:28PM FriedConsole said

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I don't know if they get what was wrong with the series. As someone who beat Underworld (one of 12 people probably), the problem wasn't the story. IT'S THE GAMEPLAY AND POLISH. The puzzle platforming isn't as good as Prince of Persia mostly because the controls are weak. Shooting mechanics are lame. You just hold down fire and the auto aim send Lara into a schizo shooting that is really boring. If they could some how meld the shooting of Uncharted with Prince of Persia puzzle platforming with a coat of polish, it would be game of the year. Underworld seemed half finished with some levels obviously better than others. The stories are standard Indiana Jones crap that is in a lot of games. I don't care if they make the story exactly like the Crystal Skull if they fix the gameplay and spend some time polishing it.

BTW - For Tomb Raider and every other game. Underwater levels suck. This includes Mario.

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:52PM Mixer23 said

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@FriedConsole

Agree about the water levels comment.

For the record, I like the redesign. The smaller boobs were a must for a redesign to be successful IMO.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:29PM mmmfishtacos said

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After taking another look, if you gave her a nice tan she'd look a lot like my Asian girl friend... Why did 5 comments just vanish?

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:30PM Bighouse said

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You know, this redesign is pretty decent, but I'm not sure if I could get that dirty / muddy if I *tried*. Good Lord. Did she swim through a pig sty?

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:31PM dirt junkie said

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I hope she still has a sexy British accent.

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:32PM Hong Dong said

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Crystal Dynamics hopes that gamers "care for Lara at the end of the day." - interpretation - horny kids will fantasise about her rack.

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 6:50PM zerosuitsammich said

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Am I the only one who thinks rebooting the franchise yet again makes her LESS relevant?

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 7:19PM Hong Dong said

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@zerosuitsammich No, I've thought that for years. The words horse, flogging and dead spring to mind.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 7:04PM pigon toucher said

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"d"
Great way to start an article.

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 7:05PM aughscreennames said

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She looks like a macbook pro

Posted: Dec 9th 2010 9:05PM Esposch said

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@aughscreennames

I don't think so.
Macbook pros have significantly less limbs than Lara, and also she is missing an LCD panel and keyboard.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2010 7:22PM Zacmanman said

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Honestly, why couldn't they just make a new character with a new series? Do they really need this branding?

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