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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:07AM Giovanni117 said

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No fair, s/he's cheating!

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 7:29AM koehler83 said

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@Giovanni117 Yeah. That's a modded version of the game that allows things that shouldn't be allowed. Definitely not a "World Record" since it's not legit.

But you cannot deny that it's friggin' impressive Portal playing.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 7:47AM SnorlaxTheSerialKiller said

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@koehler83

Watch the commentary videos, this wasn't modded.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 8:12AM mcnichoj said

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@Giovanni117
Not sure why you're questioning the players sex as clearly only a machine is capable of this.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 9:24AM MFirman said

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@SnorlaxTheSerialKiller

Well, technically, the player has reskinned the portal gun!
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 9:31AM FuriousMailman said

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BACK IN THE DAY

WHEN WE PLAYED GAMES FOR FUN
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 11:34AM LENSconcept said

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@FuriousMailman

so like.. mario speed-runs?
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 11:53AM Manifest37 said

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@SnorlaxTheSerialKiller
I don't know man, I thought some of those shots were a little TOO precise.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 12:35PM Drakkenfyre said

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You guys aren't seeing what he was trying to do.

He wasn't trying to go for a world record, he was trying to see how fast he could complete it.

When doing speedruns, you have the people who aim for the world records, and you have people who aim to complete it as fast as possible using glitches. The latter is what he was doing. The game was not modified except for the skin on the Portal gun.

Now, if you have the guys who use tool-assisted runs, where they make jumps perfectly because the computer is doing it for them, then they claim world record, yes, that's bullshit.

And remember, it took him two years to do this video. That's plenty of time to learn and perfect the glitches.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:08AM Raffi256 said

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Gonna try for the slowest playthrough.

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:19AM Zacmanman said

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@Raffi256

Jeff Green beat you there.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:10AM Epoque said

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Feels very cheep ... taking advantage of glitches, and what with the 'DemonStrate: Portal Master' on the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and then all of that super annoying backwards hopping.

Congrats I guess :S

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 1:42PM Solar Jetman said

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@Epoque He does what he must, because he can.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 4:35PM Jimjamyaha said

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@Solar Jetman

For the people who are still alive...

...still alive

...still alive
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:14AM Peril said

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THE CAKE IS A LIE

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 8:34AM FuriousMailman said

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Portal memes are still funny





WAIT NO THEY AREN'T
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 5:45PM Sandite5 said

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@FuriousMailman

Woah, it sounds like SOMEONE needs a companion crate!
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:03PM Peril said

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@FuriousMailman RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:22AM Zacmanman said

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Speed Runs are awkward things, and this one isn't any less awkward than the 4 hour speed runs of OoC

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:27AM nighttime said

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@Zacmanman the WEIRDEST speedrun i have ever seen is the demon souls speed run.
hardcore.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:26AM nighttime said

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I thought my 30 minutes was quick :( it really isn't !

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 9:56AM Ferrous said

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@nighttime

Same!

:-(
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:31AM WiredKnight said

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Say whaaaaaaaaaat!

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 7:18AM Tokshin said

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@WiredKnight
whaaaaaaaaaat!
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:32AM Decanus said

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hmm didn't think it would count for a world record with glitching but what do i know

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:33AM geniuswithagun said

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OMGWTFBBQ

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:35AM Dirge said

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This...was annoying. :/

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:39AM US 447 said

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I thought kotaku had dropped to a all new low by posting this story, now joystiq. Just watch this trash and you can see the cheating going on. My god, its like watching people support Billy Mitchel.

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 8:46AM dakinle said

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@US 447 "Dropped to an all new low"??? LOL you do realize that both Kotaku and Joystiq are simply video gaming blogs, yes?
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 9:34AM US 447 said

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@dakinle No really?! You mean this is a comment board on a game site?!
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:40AM ouenwoof said

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That last minute was amazing, it's basically Chell going "screw you GLaDOS, I'm outta here".

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:41AM US 447 said

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Did you watch the vid? Yeah i understand speed running, its getting into the clipping space, bringing turrets into the elevator, and other random portal bs that show this guy is using mods beyond belief.

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 10:14AM Optimaximal said

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@US 447 He's not using any mods. He's just heavily bending the rules of the game and finding microscopic gaps in the maps that allows him to skip very large chunks.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 11:58AM twocows said

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@US 447
He's using glitches, all of which you can find how to do yourself online. The only mod is a reskin of the portal device.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 6:46AM This Little Man Says His Name Is said

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The best speed run for a game is still Morrowind in 7 minutes.

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 7:32AM Poifection said

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I was going to be angry that he did the speedrun almost entirely using exploits but... he saved the Weighted Companion Cube's life by bypassing the incinerator. I can't be angry at him.

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 7:38AM AnimaOnline said

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It looks like he's cut this video at numerous points in the elevators. I may be wrong but it certainly looks that way.

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 9:09AM ATimson said

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@AnimaOnline It looks to me like the load screens at map transitions were cut. I can't exactly fault him for that...
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 7:43AM Putts said

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So, he clearly altered game files in order to alter the skin for his Portal gun...what's to say he didn't alter other game files in order to make some of these "glitches" possible? That alone should disqualify him.

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 7:58AM Faren22 said

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@Putts Disqualify him from what? Saying he beat the game very quickly? It's not like there's a prize at stake here. Besides, there could be a separate category for completing the game 100% in the fastest time.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 8:04AM logicbus said

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Some people shouldn't sing.

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 8:20AM kinghd818 said

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this was stupid... -.-

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 8:25AM BaroqueW said

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Most of the glitches make it look like he just edited together videos of him walking into a wall and a video of him later in the game.

If it's not the case, it's still boring / irritating depending on how you see it.

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 8:30AM theenglishman said

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I strongly recommned that the Joystiq users yelling HAX watch DemonStrate's extremely extensive commentary on the glitches and tricks he used in this run. Speaking as someone involved in Speed Demos Archive and TASvideos for quite a few years now, I guess I kind of underestimated the usual public reaction to speedrunning :/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuj8KW_XQ0&feature=&p=359B764A0A3B8188&index=0&playnext=1

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 8:30AM theenglishman said

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@theenglishman *recommend. Jesus Christ I can't spell :(
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 10:58AM wcarnation said

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@Chazzr I miss when Cheats and Glitches were a fun part of gaming, now they're horribly demonized or something. I don't know what the deal is.

I blame all those online FPS games.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 4:19PM Spc 4 said

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@theenglishman I watched it, all of it. Thank you.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2010 9:14AM Rizraz said

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*clap* *clap* *clap*

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 9:15AM Hohlraum said

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Who is the guy singing completely out of tune through the entire credits. Good lord. :/

Posted: Dec 10th 2010 9:23AM Skornogr4phy said

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That's what I call thinking with Portals.

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