We understand. You work hard every day. You do your best. You like to come home, take off your crystal-coated cardigan, slip out of your crystal-laden loafers and fall back into your favorite crystal-encrusted chair and relax. But something is out of place, isn't it? Standing in the middle of your blindingly bright, crystal-enveloped home entertainment center is that plain, normal, hideous black Kinect.
Look, we've all been there, but you don't have to stand for it anymore! Now, thanks to DS Styles, a sparkling Kinect covered with over 5,000 genuine Swarovski crystals can be yours for only $631. See what your new and improved life will look like after the break.
Reader Comments (38)
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 5:32PM aughscreennames said
seriously, its about damn time
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 5:35PM TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2 said
I'm not really sure what to say to this...
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 5:35PM ironneko said
Because the regular Kinect wasn't expensive enough.
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 11:31AM Protege420 said
@Robborboy
how about $280 on the controller, another 50 on the controller to control the controller to plug into the game and then 60 on the game and then , countless $$ on pro content......... i have a problem i know............
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how about $280 on the controller, another 50 on the controller to control the controller to plug into the game and then 60 on the game and then , countless $$ on pro content......... i have a problem i know............
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 5:36PM Jack Kevorkian said
The yearbook photo effects make this article.
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 5:38PM AltairArcanum said
Why.
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 5:39PM blackangel209 said
I find it a bit sad that there's a market for crystal-studded Kinects...
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 5:44PM simblor said
Tasteful. I'm going to buy it.
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 5:44PM Saria the Cat said
I think what really makes this is the intense glamor video. I felt like I was watching a Victoria's Secret fashion show for electronics.
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 9:02PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said
@Saria the Cat
Whoa, Saria! I thought you lost Joystiq's address.
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Whoa, Saria! I thought you lost Joystiq's address.
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 5:46PM Seiryuki said
Wouldn't the reflections on the crystals interfere with the cameras?
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 5:48PM Shadowbender said
No.
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 5:50PM Jacksons said
How to make a $150 piece of equipment look like a $3 toy.
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 5:52PM BrokenTriforce said
Now you ain't a REAL thug rapper if you don't have one of these hangin on your neck
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 5:53PM Duke said
I ordered 3 of them - I have to play with sunglasses now, in the dark...so, I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can, keep track of the visions in my eyes.
Thanks DS Styles! You've ruined my life. Oh, and where is the Grey Poupon you promised?
Thanks DS Styles! You've ruined my life. Oh, and where is the Grey Poupon you promised?
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 5:57PM (Unverified) said
what is really funny is when someone pays close to $700 for a kinect and then it breaks and has to be sent in for service. What do you even do at that point?
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 6:23PM (Unverified) said
@(Unverified)
if you spend 700$ on this thing, you really don't care when it breaks
because.....punchline: you are sitting in an asylum
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if you spend 700$ on this thing, you really don't care when it breaks
because.....punchline: you are sitting in an asylum
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 6:43PM pluupy said
Where's my Swarovski crystal-studded Xbox 360?
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 8:02PM This Little Man Says His Name Is said
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 6:52PM barrit said
Sweet, I have to get this. Don't hate on my blinged out Kinect as I fist pump to Dance Central ;]
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 6:54PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said
Who is this swarsky and wher'd these crystals come from?!
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 6:58PM superconsumer said
Or you can finally get the original at retail again from Woot!: http://deals.woot.com/deals/go/0e8e33b5-2608-4065-a9a9-4e48e981d22e
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 7:01PM JonahFalcon said
I'll hang it from the ceiling when I desperately need a disco ball.
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 7:10PM eNriqeu said
For people who love fried chicken.
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 7:38PM CJ9X said
Damn it, now I have to get vajazzled to match my Kinect. Not cool man, not cool.
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 7:59PM Prboi said
*Pfff*
Give me Kinect & a bedazzler, I'll make you something ten times better than this
Give me Kinect & a bedazzler, I'll make you something ten times better than this
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 8:29PM miles82 said
@dxgerhopop cool spam bro
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 9:07PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said
I'm just glad to see that the "rough economic times" haven't impeded the frivolity of the wealthy.
PS - eating these crystals will make your dookie twinkle.
PS - eating these crystals will make your dookie twinkle.
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 9:08PM avianpaladin said
time to add this to my collection of diamond cover items. I'll put this next to my diamond covered diamonds.
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 11:01PM alianomali said
This crystal encrsuted kinect gets 2 snaps and a twirl...
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 1:33PM (Unverified) said
Yeah, but they don't tell you how much the platinum chain is going to cost so you can wear it.







