12 Days of Joyswag: Splatterhouse, Terror Mask statue, and weird collapsible speakers

To celebrate the holidays, we're having twelve straight days of giveaways up through Christmas day. And while we say it's to celebrate, really ... we're simply getting rid of some of the larger packages around the ol' office.

Look, we're going to be honest with you ... it's day nine and we've got some less awesome stuff for you today. Want a copy of the not-so-great Splatterhouse on Xbox 360? Really? Well, how about a copy of Splatterhouse along with a cat-sized Terror Mask statue and a strange set of collapsible speakers? Well, if you insist – you can enter our giveaway by leaving a comment. Find the full rules after the break.

Splatterhouse Joyswag

To enter this giveaway:

Leave a comment with your pick for a more deserving old school game to remake. (Our pick: Willy Beamish)
You must be 18 years or older and a resident of the U.S. or Canada (excluding Quebec).
Limit 1 entry per person.
This entry period ends at 8:00PM ET on Thursday, December 23.
At that time, we'll randomly select one winner to receive Splatterhouse (Xbox 360), mask statue, and collapsible speakers. (Total ARV $80)
For a list of complete rules, click here.

What is Joyswag? Since we don't keep the games and merchandise we receive for review or promotional purposes, it becomes "Joyswag," which is passed along to our readers. Please note that Joyswag may be in "used" condition.

For more info on our policy, click here.

Reader Comments (700)

Asteroids...in a movie.

@Archerboy
In reality, I'd chose the Journeyman Project, but that probably disqualifies me so....

How do you go about changing your email address? My account is tied to one I deleted...so I won't even know if I won anyway.

Someone needs to "remake" a really good Tron game.

Remake gauntlet!

Duck hunt, nuff said

@logicplay

A dozen or so Cabela games are waiting for you... :-p

Duke Nukem Forever... um, wait... :-/
OK. Yars' Revenge, then.

@FinderKeeper

thats not a remake wtf

@FinderKeeper
They're already doing that actually.

+1 for you sir! I really enjoyed journeyman project back in the day. I even extracted some of the sound files and used them as system noises. "central processor damaged, self destruct sequence initiated..." freaked my mom out.
PS- please don't give this splatter crap to me, I don't want it!

Pong

Friday the 13th =)

Startropics.

Commander Keen! :D

legend of the dragoons

Burger Time all the way.

legend of dragoon

Night Trap!

Q-Bert.

@Bontakun

Nice avatar. :)

My pick would be Contra Hard Corps, only still in 2D.

Guardian Legend. What a sweet game!

Lufia II.

I was addicted to the original ancient cave!

The Adventures of Willy Beamish

I need to see a current gen remake of Centipede, but have it involve political, economical and sociological importance and symbolism...yeah.

Zombies Ate My Neighbors

This is tough... I'd say Paperboy. Using Unreal Engine 3, with killstreaks, and have Michael Bay direct it.

Kung-Fu

Oh Eff Yesh Terror Mask!

Ah, right, the entry: Hm...I only really got into the gaming scene around the time of the GBA and PS2 (started with GBC, but mostly only teh Pokemans). OH! How about Metal Storm for the NES? What with its gravity-inverting gameplay (which I learned about from VVVVVV forums), it'd be sweet to see it reemerge on the consoles/handhelds.