Garrus Plushie turns Mass Effect's ugliest dude into an adorable doll
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If we were given the choice of turn any character from the Mass Effect universe into an adorable plush doll, we'd probably lean towards the Elcor, or one of the Krogan -- you know, one of the cuddlier species. Prickly protagonist Garrus Vakarian? Way, way down on the list.
The Garrus plush, which is made of fleece and stands at 12 inches tall, was made by deviantART user Eitanya. Check out her full gallery for more game-themed crafts! Like that Prince of Persia plushie! Or that Morrigan plushie! Wait, what are you doing to that Morrigan plushie? Stop that. That's gross.
The Garrus plush, which is made of fleece and stands at 12 inches tall, was made by deviantART user Eitanya. Check out her full gallery for more game-themed crafts! Like that Prince of Persia plushie! Or that Morrigan plushie! Wait, what are you doing to that Morrigan plushie? Stop that. That's gross.
Reader Comments (62)
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 6:32PM Mach2 said
Pggt, silly Joystiq, Garrus is the sexiest of the Mass Effect cast.
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 6:34PM Coldplay619 said
I DONT WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE GARRUS IS CONSIDERED UGLY!
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 6:35PM DreamingDarkly said
Garrus? Ugly? Apparently you've never seen what a Qaurian looks like without their suit on.
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 6:35PM AquaKinesis said
You're just jealous that all the ladies are hitting on him, and ignoring you.
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 6:37PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said
I can't call Garrus mass effect's ugliest dude. That title goes to Wrex. Don't get me wrong I love the game, cast, and crew. However Wrex is the one who looks like he was beat down with the ugly stick.
Posted: Dec 25th 2010 4:50AM solidsnake8282 said
@Stevetrop Man of Mystery
Actually I think the stick got beaten with Wrex
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Actually I think the stick got beaten with Wrex
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 6:37PM DevilSei said
Yeah, and as a male, Garrus is the only one who could make plushies a manly thing, so I bro-pprove of this.
Now, they need to make a Tali plushie, and when you try to take off her mask, she says something.
Now, they need to make a Tali plushie, and when you try to take off her mask, she says something.
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 8:47PM Misguided Terran said
I'm pretty sure Blasto might be a bit more good looking, but he lacks Garrus's excellent charm.
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Posted: Dec 24th 2010 6:56PM TheDarkWayne said
I couldn't really think of anything clever, suffice to say I would enjoying buying a Wrex plushie
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 6:57PM Acosta02 said
Can I get to this article in a minute? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 10:44PM TheIcemanCometh said
@Acosta02 My name is Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite Mass Effect 2 plushie toy.
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Posted: Dec 24th 2010 7:00PM NukeAssault said
I thought Miranda was the ugliest dude...
Also, want!
Also, want!
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 7:08PM MitchellisAlive said
Mine.
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 7:19PM Riley Freeman said
NO. YOUR UGLY!
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 7:26PM RKN said
Jack is the ugliest dude.
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 7:31PM NickDynmo said
I found no Prince of persia plushie on the link provided.
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 7:36PM zack11190 said
Ugliest? Have you seen a Batarian before?
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 8:03PM sammo21 said
Garrus is a boss.
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 8:11PM KazamaSogetsu said
Garrus is my waifu.
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 9:53PM NukeAssault said
@KazamaSogetsu
i believe the word you're looking for is 'Husbando'.
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i believe the word you're looking for is 'Husbando'.
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 8:14PM TheNesta said
Garrus defense force assemble!
You're totally trippin Griffin.
You're totally trippin Griffin.
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 9:06PM JonahFalcon said
Do they have the post-injury Garrus?
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 9:17PM ybfelix said
Ugliest dude? Joytstiq better hope no Garrus fangirls discover this scandal or
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 9:17PM Muskie said
OH MY GOD THAT IS SO CUTE I LOVE HIM! AAAAAAAAAAHHH! *Gaygamer fanboy squee*
I MUST HAVE ONE!
I MUST HAVE ONE!
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 9:31PM drballsey said
Not certain if I should purchase said doll. Too many variables. TOOMANYVARIABLES!
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 9:46PM EightBitSpartan said
Want!
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 10:08PM hisownsidekick said
I wonder if Chris is eyeing this. I remember on the Podcast he spoke very fondly of the times his female Shepard had with Garrus. Something like, "He's a really sweet guy..."
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 10:25PM xenophy said
we need to find a way to downvote this entire article, it seems like everyone disagrees with this
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 10:42PM Demaar said
Aw no! It's a custom! That means they can't be bought :(
Posted: Dec 24th 2010 10:48PM TheIcemanCometh said
There is a Saren plushie as well. Obviously has a thing for the Turians ... :-)
Posted: Dec 25th 2010 12:20AM MassOne said
They should make a Volus plush doll.
Posted: Dec 25th 2010 12:36AM wallywallas said
So, LittleBigPlanet's charm is rubbing off on other game ip's then?
Posted: Dec 25th 2010 2:14AM solidsnake8282 said
Actually Garrus is the first character I would want from ME1, he is really a believable character and with strong personality too
Posted: Dec 25th 2010 2:14AM CyberTyrant said
Garrus isn't ugly! He's awesome!
Posted: Dec 25th 2010 3:14AM wapple73 said
Nah it's all about legion. Yay Garrus!
Posted: Dec 25th 2010 11:51AM Irem said
*adds one more to the "Garrus isn't ugly, he's made of love and dreams!" pile*
Posted: Dec 25th 2010 11:51AM Nenene said
Garrus is mai husbando.
And god-tier win such as his transcends mere labels such as 'ugly'.
And god-tier win such as his transcends mere labels such as 'ugly'.
Posted: Dec 25th 2010 11:52AM Irem said
Oh my god she did an Aphmau plushie too. LOVE
Posted: Dec 25th 2010 12:04PM TheRedComet said
Impressive! (How did nobody say this already?)
Posted: Dec 25th 2010 12:28PM audiosnag1 said
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite plushie ever.







