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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 7:39PM nickqueen said

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I guess it beats making license plates...

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 7:40PM PreGHz said

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Makes perfect sense.

Wait, what?

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 8:08PM PreGHz said

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@PreGHz

Also, can't wait for the inevitable version of the game that's targeted to girls.

"Julia Stiles"

Starring none other than... Wesley Snipes. Who did you think it would star?
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Posted: Jan 11th 2011 11:00AM DieselBT said

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@PreGHz Dennis Rodman, duh. He looks far better in a dress.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 7:40PM OzCueball said

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I'd rather have a new game based on Blade. Yeah, that'd be better.

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 9:23PM CowShed said

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@OzCueball Ditto. In the vain of DMC I think. My 1st thought would be Platinum Games... but they really haven't shipped a quality Meerkat based title yet...so that's out.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 7:43PM SEGA Scream said

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Prison is awesome. You can lift weights and make video games. But don't you dare drop the soap!

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 9:40PM Courtney said

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@SEGA Scream

Why not combine prison and gaming! Made by the son of the former governor of Kansas:

http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/32687/dont-drop-the-soap
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 7:55PM PhydeWice said

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Is one of the puzzles called Tax Evasion?

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 8:11PM Howard Roark said

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as soon as i read julius styles i thought of:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Stiles

Posted: Jan 11th 2011 9:16AM JasonA said

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@Howard Roark

So did the writer of the blog.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 8:16PM Heffer Wolfe said

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It would seem that not even the American prison system can contain the immense talent that is Wesley Snipes.

Wait, did I say immense? Sorry, I meant redundant. Blade excluded, naturally.

Posted: Jan 11th 2011 4:26PM yomachaser said

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@Heffer Wolfe No love for Rising Sun or Art of War? Ouch.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 8:32PM Styli said

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Wow, I'd almost forgotten Wesley Snipes existed. Good to know he's doing well for himself, afterall prison is not meant to be a punishment for wrong doing... No, wait

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 8:36PM JonahStein said

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I used to think Julia Stiles was pretty hot, but her character in Dexter kinda dampened my chubby. Oh, I guess I would still meet her for drinks, though... and just see what happened.

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 8:50PM Smithsmithers said

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So basically......
Step 1: Use Julius Styles to make me money
Step 2: ???????
Step 3: Profit!!

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 9:21PM CowShed said

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Although I sometimes roll my eyes at the "must be funny" game journalism reporting, this post does sarcasm right. Well done sir. It is all falling in to place.

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 9:44PM jdfromda80s said

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Top that Chuck!!!

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:21PM TheTygur said

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Cmon what we need is an alternate universe crossover. Blade in the Twilight universe. Now THAT I would watch. Or play.

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:28PM 24hourpartypal said

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Okay, can someone tell me what the hell is going on?

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:46PM HedonisticKai said

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@24hourpartypal

read the article
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:54PM Polymorphic Ninja said

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He's rebuilding his fortune!

Kinda like that Monopoly strategy. You sit in jail while everyone walks around the board and hits your properties.

In this case.. He owns one property, and gets $.99 every time some unsuspecting iUser lands on it.

Posted: Jan 11th 2011 1:09AM Crayola Q Pants ESQ said

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Huh. Wondered where Wesley had been lately.

And always bet on black.

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