This is one of those stories we scarcely need to report, as we're sure you felt it somewhere deep in your bones, but there's a new (old) King of Kong. As the unmistakable feeling of the tectonic plates shifting below your feet will attest, the honor was taken by plastic surgeon Hank Chien with a Donkey Kong score of 1,068,000 in two hours and 45 minutes.
Chien takes the title from Steve Wiebe (1,064,500) who took it from Billy Mitchell in September (1,062,800) who took it from Chien (1,061,700) who won the title in March of 2010, besting Mitchell's 1,050,200, which had stood for three years.
In related news, Joystiq has recently broken its own record for "Most Stories About the Donkey Kong High Score in One Year" and you don't see anybody writing a frigging blog post about that.
Reader Comments (32)
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 4:23PM acefondu said
I may get arrested for this but...."It's on like Donkey Kong!"
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 4:24PM Ron Burgundy said
...Billy Mitchell awakens from his slumber in a rage and readies his tie of destruction...
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 4:25PM ironneko said
Technically, this counts as the first story this year. So...
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 4:27PM Uncle Jesse said
I was just thinking to myself when I saw his picture that he looks like a 'Hank'.
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 4:30PM DBuckEye said
Boo. Go Steve!
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 6:53PM The Wicker Man said
@DBuckEye. Yes, please just let Steve stay champ his wife and kids miss him!
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Posted: Jan 11th 2011 4:33PM Cleric said
Wild card!
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 4:36PM bxgt said
Atleast this is way more interesting that all the icrap engadgets been talking about. Seriously like 9 stories like to report the same thing.
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 4:39PM TasticBycrom said
Cue the Mitchell hate comments.
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 6:54PM The Wicker Man said
@TasticBycrom. Why? He is such a mutant who could hate?!
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Posted: Jan 11th 2011 4:45PM teamsammalone said
Steve to take it back at Logan Hardware Saturday?
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 4:46PM eat it said
I wonder if these guys wake up in the morning and think to themselves, "What the hell am I doing with my life?"
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 4:47PM shabby329 said
i love how this 30 year old game still has life left in it to inspire a challenging spirit and dedication in these people. long live kong! i want a king of kong 2
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 4:54PM AxelSteelBMX said
He obviously hacked.
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 4:59PM pkpk523 said
so this guy is a surgeon (a plastic surgeon no less), mitchell owns a line of bbq sauces and restaurants, i believe. weibe should be, if nothing else, the underdog's champion. also, king of kong was a great movie, even if obviously skewed towards making you pull for its protaganist.
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 5:12PM The Cole Train said
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 5:18PM Enosoma said
There's no stories about it because none of you wear a shitty neck tie.
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 5:23PM DustinForever said
I really hate to be the one to post this, but he seems like he would be better at Donkey Kong Jr. Math.
Posted: Jan 12th 2011 4:44AM FriedConsole said
@DustinForever
Did you steal that lame stereotype joke from Carlos Mencia?
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Did you steal that lame stereotype joke from Carlos Mencia?
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 6:04PM CBA25 said
As long as Mitchell doesn't have it, I'm good.
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 6:18PM Crayola Q Pants ESQ said
Shouldn't he be plastic surgeoning or something instead?
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 11:33PM onesidezero8581 said
He looks like a movie villain... got that crazy look in his eyes...
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