If you played Alien Hominid HD, you likely remember the little-commie-missile-that-could mini-game, Super Soviet Missile Mastar. In it, the motherland puts all of its hopes and dreams of crushing the Eest into one lone missile. Now that game is coming to iPhone.
The Behemoth also tells us it'll be a free download and plans to launch it "sometime in the next month," which is great because that coincides with the anniversary of the Czech coup of 1948. We could hardly think of a more synergistic time to launch.
Reader Comments (19)
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 7:24PM Poor Tom said
@sonofman
it looks like a penis.
it looks like a penis.
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 7:29PM PR0F3TA said
@sonofman
anybody notice it looks like a pen-
...
anybody notice it looks like a pen-
...
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 7:40PM chromekreeper said
@sonofman
in soviet russia, missle masters you.
and it looks like a penis
in soviet russia, missle masters you.
and it looks like a penis
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 7:52PM Asakura H said
SUPER
PENIS
MISSILE
MASTAR
PENIS
MISSILE
MASTAR
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 8:04PM Assmar said
Look at me, I posted a comment without the word penis in it!
DAMMIT!
DAMMIT!
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 8:07PM Frito said
Mutually Assured Destruction by penii!
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 8:07PM Heffer Wolfe said
@sonofman
Wha? I don't see it.
Obviously that's a MR-UR-100 Sotka intercontinental ballistic missile, otherwise known as the SS-17 Spanker.
Obviously.
Wha? I don't see it.
Obviously that's a MR-UR-100 Sotka intercontinental ballistic missile, otherwise known as the SS-17 Spanker.
Obviously.
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 8:09PM ZGiSH said
Swipe to Start... lol.
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 8:16PM atriux said
@sonofman
it really does look like a penis.
it really does look like a penis.
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 8:17PM atriux said
Stroke to start
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 8:28PM Crayola Q Pants ESQ said
@sonofman
Well I guess you might say that...
(puts on sunglasses)
...it looks like a penis
Well I guess you might say that...
(puts on sunglasses)
...it looks like a penis
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 8:45PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said
Reservoir tip...for your nuclear warheads!
Oh, almost forgot. Penis.
Oh, almost forgot. Penis.
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 9:22PM NineT9 said
(_)_)====D~
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 9:40PM simblor said
@Crayola Q Pants ESQ
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(asakura you missed it.)
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(asakura you missed it.)
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 11:01PM Courtney said
@sonofman
That's clearly a Pen-Fifteen missile, designed for deep penetration behind enemy lines.
That's clearly a Pen-Fifteen missile, designed for deep penetration behind enemy lines.
Posted: Jan 11th 2011 11:29PM BananaBoat said
What's that in the sky? It looks like a gigantic....
Posted: Jan 12th 2011 2:43AM Bears That Beat Box said
Posted: Jan 12th 2011 12:16PM HedonisticKai said
@BananaBoat
Johnson! What are you doing? get the president on the line!
Im sorry sir, i was distracted by that huge...
Johnson! What are you doing? get the president on the line!
Im sorry sir, i was distracted by that huge...
Posted: Jan 12th 2011 8:31PM Teh Rei said
Looks like a Shake Weight.
Hell it even explodes.
It's like the real thing...
Hell it even explodes.
It's like the real thing...
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