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Posted: Jan 13th 2011 7:09AM ZenGaijin said

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Further proof that Princess' are bitches.

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 9:03AM Calatia said

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@ZenGaijin Princesses… or every woman ever?
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Posted: Jan 13th 2011 8:52PM mcnichoj said

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@ZenGaijin
Princesses and whores?
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Posted: Jan 14th 2011 5:51PM junhotak said

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@Calatia well said.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2011 6:49PM The Only Girl said

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@mcnichoj
It's a good thing we won't have any guys like you reproducing anytime soon.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2011 6:56PM ZenGaijin said

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@The Only Girl Um, I dunno if you looked outside lately but guys like that get WAYYY more chicks than nice guys.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2011 9:40PM Garst said

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@ZenGaijin
You didn't figure that one at the end of the 3rd game?
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Posted: Jan 13th 2011 7:23AM Pico said

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After watching this video, I gouged out my eyes.

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 7:25AM Barkley610 said

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@Pico
I guess it's a plus this video won't play on an iphone
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Posted: Jan 13th 2011 8:58AM Pico said

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@Barkley610 Consider it a blessing, my friend.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2011 7:33AM elko84 said

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lol

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 7:38AM Epoque said

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Twas quite humorous.

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 7:47AM Teh Rei said

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ZOMG Teh Rei would like to get kidnapped by Ganondorf so that she can escape that mental Shinji Ikari kid.

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 7:55AM Calatia said

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Every woman I've ever known behaved exactly the same way!

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 8:18AM Orangekun said

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lolol

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 8:43AM TheHungryPanda said

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Off topic, but anyone know how to email Joystiq about information? I don't know if they'll use it but I would like to at least email them about it.

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 8:46AM hxczuner said

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@TheHungryPanda Top right, there's a little blue box that says 'Tip Us'. It's beside the RSS feed icon.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2011 8:48AM Dance Mofo said

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Maybe this is why Mario and Link decided not to married these chicks?

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 8:50AM Calatia said

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@Dance Mofo Decided… right. I bet if they even thought about proposing each respective princess would be conveniently kidnapped.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2011 3:44PM DVecc said

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@Dance Mofo Thing is Mario doesn't have a shit load of other chicks to choose from like link :D
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Posted: Jan 13th 2011 9:12AM Rizraz said

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Haters Gonna Hate

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 10:22AM gypsygib said

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Lol

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 10:34AM Arkanaloth said

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I dated a few women like that... didn't marry one like that though, LOL.

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 11:27AM DarkPinoy said

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Sarah is soooooo hot =) Also the shy guys and bowser are amazingly animated. Lol.

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 12:05PM AmericanWolf01 said

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@DarkPinoy I agree that Sarah is, for some inexplicable reason, very hot to me.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2011 2:34PM TheTjalian said

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@DarkPinoy Yeah, I would.


...leave her in the castle, that is. Bitch.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2011 5:16PM Lordd G said

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@DarkPinoy Wow, you guys know their real names... which one is Sarah: Peach or Zelda?
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Posted: Jan 13th 2011 11:39AM SuperSugar said

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So funny! College Humor really nails these videos! Laughed out loud when Peach revealed that she was in the first castle! Classic!

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 11:42AM sigma8 said

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Special treat if you are using the ClickToFlash extension in Safari: This video is bizarrely replaced with some shirtless, pale, skinny dude singing country music of some kind.

Right-click and "Load Flash" to get the actual video.

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 4:52PM Xiegfried said

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@sigma8

Why would you be using Safari in the first place?
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Posted: Jan 13th 2011 5:20PM sigma8 said

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@Xiegfried
Because it's faster than FireFox, has a top sites feature (like Chrome's). I like Chrome too, but Safari has some UI things I prefer (mainly, I'm just used to them). I also have mobileme, so it syncs nicely with my iPhone bookmarks. Going forward, Chrome is dropping h.264 support, which I think is dumb. I picked today to start trying out the FireFox 4 beta, though. So even though I read it's still slower than Safari, I'm giving it a whirl.

What is your criteria for using a particular browser?
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Posted: Jan 15th 2011 4:36PM Xiegfried said

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@sigma8

I don't have any particular criteria. I mainly switch between FF and Chrome, depending on my mood. I had to use Safari in Middle School and I just wasn't a big fan of the UI and it ran pretty slowly, though it may have been the school's computers. Maybe it's gotten better since I last used it, though.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2011 11:48AM johnnyex said

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aren't girls great

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 3:18PM Prboi said

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Sad part is, I used to date a girl like them :/

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 4:09PM BoBsS said

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@Prboi

Well clearly she wandered off and got kidnapped to a better place.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2011 3:56PM (Unverified) said

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HA!

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 4:48PM Yavar Bombos said

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Certainly explains why both of them are so easily kidnapped every time.

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 5:09PM ShinFuYux said

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She even jumped forward when he smacked her ass. lol

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 6:24PM ck0 said

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Was pretty good until that 2nd rate Gandalf came in. Then it went all downhill.

Posted: Jan 13th 2011 11:33PM oteriba said

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Basically you can boil this down to: these girls like the bad boy, and the good guy, while he saves them, is to goody two shoes. Life lessons, this.

Posted: Jan 14th 2011 2:03PM mhope said

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Nice guys finish last.

Posted: Jan 14th 2011 6:52PM The Only Girl said

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I LOL'd @ Zelda.
Likes teh spanish men. :D

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