Peach and Zelda come down with a case of Stockholm Syndrome
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Even outside of being recognizable and beloved Nintendo royalty, Peach and Zelda have a lot in common: They've both grown quite contemptuous of their heroic better halves. In their defense, we can't imagine living without central air, either. It's the little things in life, people.
Reader Comments (42)
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 7:09AM ZenGaijin said
Further proof that Princess' are bitches.
Posted: Jan 14th 2011 6:49PM The Only Girl said
@mcnichoj
It's a good thing we won't have any guys like you reproducing anytime soon.
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It's a good thing we won't have any guys like you reproducing anytime soon.
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 7:23AM Pico said
After watching this video, I gouged out my eyes.
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 7:25AM Barkley610 said
@Pico
I guess it's a plus this video won't play on an iphone
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I guess it's a plus this video won't play on an iphone
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 7:33AM elko84 said
lol
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 7:38AM Epoque said
Twas quite humorous.
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 7:47AM Teh Rei said
ZOMG Teh Rei would like to get kidnapped by Ganondorf so that she can escape that mental Shinji Ikari kid.
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 7:55AM Calatia said
Every woman I've ever known behaved exactly the same way!
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 8:18AM Orangekun said
lolol
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 8:43AM TheHungryPanda said
Off topic, but anyone know how to email Joystiq about information? I don't know if they'll use it but I would like to at least email them about it.
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 8:48AM Dance Mofo said
Maybe this is why Mario and Link decided not to married these chicks?
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 9:12AM Rizraz said
Haters Gonna Hate
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 10:22AM gypsygib said
Lol
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 10:34AM Arkanaloth said
I dated a few women like that... didn't marry one like that though, LOL.
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 11:27AM DarkPinoy said
Sarah is soooooo hot =) Also the shy guys and bowser are amazingly animated. Lol.
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 12:05PM AmericanWolf01 said
@DarkPinoy I agree that Sarah is, for some inexplicable reason, very hot to me.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2011 2:34PM TheTjalian said
@DarkPinoy Yeah, I would.
...leave her in the castle, that is. Bitch.
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...leave her in the castle, that is. Bitch.
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 11:39AM SuperSugar said
So funny! College Humor really nails these videos! Laughed out loud when Peach revealed that she was in the first castle! Classic!
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 11:42AM sigma8 said
Special treat if you are using the ClickToFlash extension in Safari: This video is bizarrely replaced with some shirtless, pale, skinny dude singing country music of some kind.
Right-click and "Load Flash" to get the actual video.
Right-click and "Load Flash" to get the actual video.
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 5:20PM sigma8 said
@Xiegfried
Because it's faster than FireFox, has a top sites feature (like Chrome's). I like Chrome too, but Safari has some UI things I prefer (mainly, I'm just used to them). I also have mobileme, so it syncs nicely with my iPhone bookmarks. Going forward, Chrome is dropping h.264 support, which I think is dumb. I picked today to start trying out the FireFox 4 beta, though. So even though I read it's still slower than Safari, I'm giving it a whirl.
What is your criteria for using a particular browser?
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Because it's faster than FireFox, has a top sites feature (like Chrome's). I like Chrome too, but Safari has some UI things I prefer (mainly, I'm just used to them). I also have mobileme, so it syncs nicely with my iPhone bookmarks. Going forward, Chrome is dropping h.264 support, which I think is dumb. I picked today to start trying out the FireFox 4 beta, though. So even though I read it's still slower than Safari, I'm giving it a whirl.
What is your criteria for using a particular browser?
Posted: Jan 15th 2011 4:36PM Xiegfried said
@sigma8
I don't have any particular criteria. I mainly switch between FF and Chrome, depending on my mood. I had to use Safari in Middle School and I just wasn't a big fan of the UI and it ran pretty slowly, though it may have been the school's computers. Maybe it's gotten better since I last used it, though.
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I don't have any particular criteria. I mainly switch between FF and Chrome, depending on my mood. I had to use Safari in Middle School and I just wasn't a big fan of the UI and it ran pretty slowly, though it may have been the school's computers. Maybe it's gotten better since I last used it, though.
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 11:48AM johnnyex said
aren't girls great
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 3:18PM Prboi said
Sad part is, I used to date a girl like them :/
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 3:56PM (Unverified) said
HA!
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 4:48PM Yavar Bombos said
Certainly explains why both of them are so easily kidnapped every time.
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 5:09PM ShinFuYux said
She even jumped forward when he smacked her ass. lol
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 6:24PM ck0 said
Was pretty good until that 2nd rate Gandalf came in. Then it went all downhill.
Posted: Jan 13th 2011 11:33PM oteriba said
Basically you can boil this down to: these girls like the bad boy, and the good guy, while he saves them, is to goody two shoes. Life lessons, this.
Posted: Jan 14th 2011 2:03PM mhope said
Nice guys finish last.
Posted: Jan 14th 2011 6:52PM The Only Girl said
I LOL'd @ Zelda.
Likes teh spanish men. :D
Likes teh spanish men. :D
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