Refresh yourself with a DIY Nuka-Cola six pack
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Is your palate in need of some cleansing after drinking that disgusting, irradiated toilet water? Why not slurp down some crisp, refreshing Nuka-Cola? "Because it's not a real thing," you say? You obviously haven't been following the efforts of Joel Guelzo, who recently made that dream a reality.
Check out Joel's DIY sixer of Nuka-Cola over on his personal blog. Frankly, we can't understand why nobody's turned this into a real, purchasable product yet. Come on, guys. They make a True Blood blood-flavored energy drink. We don't think a Fallout-licensed beverage would be gaudy by comparison.
Check out Joel's DIY sixer of Nuka-Cola over on his personal blog. Frankly, we can't understand why nobody's turned this into a real, purchasable product yet. Come on, guys. They make a True Blood blood-flavored energy drink. We don't think a Fallout-licensed beverage would be gaudy by comparison.
Reader Comments (27)
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 11:36AM joer22784 said
Now i'll have something to wash down my iguana on a stick
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 11:40AM Veko said
Certain video games make me want to gather crap related to them. I already have the Fallout 3 Lunchbox on my desk. I would proudly have a bottle of Nuka-Cola next to it.
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 11:43AM fais said
Much better than the CTU approved 24 energy drink I once purchased.
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 11:44AM Burnflare said
I think I'm gonna go try to find some Rad-X before I drink those...
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 12:25PM LaughingTarget said
@Burnflare
I live life in hardcore mode and I hate how it makes me thirsty. That and it isn't the real thing without the radioactive isotope in every sip.
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I live life in hardcore mode and I hate how it makes me thirsty. That and it isn't the real thing without the radioactive isotope in every sip.
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 11:56AM PR0F3TA said
i own DARHMA BEER cans (with 3 year old beer) from a Lost fan website, i would gladly pay double for some Nuka Cola, i heard they gave some out prior to the games release at a gaming convention or something. I wanttt ooonneee!!!
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 12:06PM Timerider said
Would much rather have a Nuka-Cola Quantum six-pack.
As long as it glowed purple all the time.
As long as it glowed purple all the time.
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 12:12PM Jack Kevorkian said
@Timerider that would be an awesome light or neon sign idea. my Nuka Cola bottle opener is the only thing that has tempted me to pre-order.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 12:13PM Basevi said
Slap me with some quantum. I want my urine to glow!
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 12:22PM SmokemeaKipper said
Cott's would make that for them.
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 1:17PM RudyHuxtable said
And don't forget to save the caps when you're done. 6 caps is, what, one stimpak?
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 1:18PM TheRepublic said
I swear.....if Bethesda sends their blood-thirsty lawyers after this, I will......well... do nothing I guess.....
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 1:49PM arucious said
I'll buy it to get the caps
i'll also pay for it in caps
i'll also pay for it in caps
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 2:10PM Redd75 said
Why don't our local game stores sell this in coolers next to the checkout counter? They could make a killing! I know I'd buy one every time I went in there.
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 2:39PM Asok said
Now give us instructions for a DIY Nuka-Cola vending machine. I want these babies ice cold!
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 2:53PM Gene Quagmire said
lrn2ebay
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 3:17PM Schlecht said
I'd want the special brands of NukaCola. It makes your pee glow!
...don't act like that isn't awesome.
...don't act like that isn't awesome.
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 4:24PM falloutman30 said
nothing washes down your salsbury steak like an ice cold nuka-cola. i tried regular coke and it's just not the same!
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 5:31PM Drakkenfyre said
Something tells me that "blood flavored" drink isn't really blood flavored. Not too many people enjoy the taste of copper.
They need to make a Bonk punch drink so bad. Hell, the labels are already done. Valve has all kinds of other merchandise, from coffee mugs, to parking stickers, to Companion Cube rearview mirror danglies, they could do a Bonk energy drink.
As for Nuka Cola glowing, you would make it undrinkable, but you could dump in some UV dye used in water cooling systems, and apply black light. Would make them glow as long as the light was on.
Rig up a box with a plastic bottom. Place two thin blacklight bulbs inset into a groove. Power by batteries, place bottles ontop. Bottles will glow.
They need to make a Bonk punch drink so bad. Hell, the labels are already done. Valve has all kinds of other merchandise, from coffee mugs, to parking stickers, to Companion Cube rearview mirror danglies, they could do a Bonk energy drink.
As for Nuka Cola glowing, you would make it undrinkable, but you could dump in some UV dye used in water cooling systems, and apply black light. Would make them glow as long as the light was on.
Rig up a box with a plastic bottom. Place two thin blacklight bulbs inset into a groove. Power by batteries, place bottles ontop. Bottles will glow.
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 6:22PM takahami said
Bonk punch drink.
THIS.
i will pay in gold.
THIS.
i will pay in gold.
Posted: Jan 24th 2011 1:36AM asim0v said
I drink an Ice Cold Nuka Cola every time I have a nice dinner of Strange Meat. ;-)
Posted: Jan 24th 2011 2:08AM jrobington said
That is freakin tight I always crave soda after a few hours in the Wasteland...
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