You thought that Bethesda would leave you alone until it assaulted your wallet with Rage
in September, and then The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
in November. No such luck, we're afraid. The company just announced it'll release parkour-based shooter Brink
on May 17, followed by fantasy action game Hunted: The Demon's Forge
on June 1. Have they no compassion?
In related news: We never noticed until this exact moment, but wouldn't Brink and Hunted be great names for a duo of hardened private dicks with noses for trouble? You know, just two long-gone daddies with fists of steel and hearts of gold mixing it up with the local toughs? Maybe May and June are their kind-hearted, cocktail waitress girlfriends? ... We're ... we're all going along on this one, aren't we?