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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:22PM Unvrfd said

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So guys, which will make you happier?

Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:31PM eat it said

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@Unvrfd

If I'm dead and beautiful can I still have sex with hot ghost women or angels? I'm down with that
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:41PM A Sandwich said

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@Unvrfd

Well, since I'm both alive and beautiful, neither of those options appeal to me.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:46PM baby sea tuna said

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@A Sandwich

Not to mention delicious.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:56PM Mach2 said

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@Unvrfd

Doing the hot tattoo chick in the post image would make me happiest.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:58PM Zenith said

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@Mach2
It's a shame she doesn't have eyes. And also doesn't exist.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 3:28PM Dizazter said

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@Unvrfd

Well beauty fades, and all life comes to an end, so either option is ultimately meaningless. But if the question is, which will give you a happier life, obviously you need a life to be happy, so the ugly option is the only one that makes sense. But then again, what does "dying" entail exactly? Like a long drawn out death, or dying tomorrow? Kinda makes a big difference.

Also in my experience, there's not really such a thing as a beautiful dead person. Rotting flesh doesn't appeal to most people.

Kinda all sounds like the premise for the movie "Se7en" with the Vanity sin, where some model got her face all mutilated, and then was given the choice of killing herself with pills or calling for help. (Life as an ugly person vs death)
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 3:31PM Dizazter said

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@Dizazter

Ops the sin was "Pride", not Vanity, but whatevs, here's a screen from the movie:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3500/3720811687_4efa923689.jpg?v=0
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 4:20PM vmenge said

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@Mach2 , what makes you so sure it's a girl? you never know with japanese characters....
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 5:25PM DeadInside said

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@Mach2
If its even a chick. This is a japanese game we are talking about here.
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Posted: Jan 29th 2011 11:06AM Shad0wF0x said

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@Mach2 Are you sure about that? Make sure it's a girl first.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:25PM LordZombie said

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I'm curious about the game..but I'm also cautious to not get too excited about it if ends up being a japan only exclusive ._.

Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:30PM Jawmuncher said

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@LordZombie
Agreed still waiting for them to confirm the last story for US/EU.
Seriously nintendo, I want it now.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:29PM MeAndTheFanboy said

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Yay, another mature Nintendo game.......which will not make it out of Japan.

Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:31PM CaptainProtonX said

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IT'S A TRAP!

Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:35PM gamerso1990 said

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I swear to god that better be a girl and not a guy.

Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:45PM baby sea tuna said

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@gamerso1990

Why can't it be both?
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:50PM RedRose said

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@gamerso1990
It too will help with my fap-tasy
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:55PM CaptainProtonX said

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@baby sea tuna

.....uuuuuh
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:56PM Acosta02 said

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@gamerso1990

Either way, that right shoulder is wayyyy too far away from the neck.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 3:09PM SonoTori said

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@Acosta02 Gah, now it looks kinda like her head is backwards.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 3:55PM Riley said

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@gamerso1990 this isn't square enix
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 3:55PM KungFuChaosNinja said

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@gamerso1990

It's a JRPG, and a Nintendo game, so we know it's a dude. Nintendo probably wouldn't be too fond of showing a partially nude chick.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 10:31PM maveric101 said

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@Acosta02

:( you just ruined it. cannot unsee.
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Posted: Jan 29th 2011 1:08AM KaBob799 said

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If you go to the teaser site with the sound on, it's obviously a girl.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:46PM gatotsu911 said

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Much as I hate to admit it, this reeks of (to use Troper lingo) No Export For You. I hope I'm wrong, but it'll drive me crazy wondering whether this game will make it over when we still don't even know about Xenoblade and The Last Story.

Posted: Jan 28th 2011 2:53PM motang said

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Another game that we probably won't be getting here like Xenoblades and Last Story. :(

Posted: Jan 28th 2011 3:06PM SonoTori said

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Man, I'm a sucker for this kind of game. And also for hot JRPG girls.

Posted: Jan 28th 2011 3:08PM eNriqeu said

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If the game looks as sharp as that image and going to get a wii.
Sadly, I know it won't.

Posted: Jan 28th 2011 3:10PM eNriqeu said

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*I'm
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 3:16PM ddrussianinja said

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Color me intrigued. A potentially deep, well-designed new property from Nintendo? Maybe I'll soon have a reason to hook my Wii up again.

Posted: Jan 28th 2011 5:52PM A Sandwich said

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@ddrussianinja

I really don't get you guys who, apparently, unhook your console every time you're done playing it. Mine just stay hooked up all the time.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 3:54PM KungFuChaosNinja said

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Another game that NoA won't localize. Ugh. They better bring out The Last Story in the US.

Posted: Jan 28th 2011 4:41PM The Only Girl said

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Whoa! I saw the image and crazy name and instantly thought:
"Another Square-Enix title?!" I need a vacation.

Posted: Jan 28th 2011 5:44PM gatotsu911 said

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@The Only Girl
Compared to SquEnix's recent oeuvre, this title actually makes some degree of sense. It's (presumably) about a tower that belongs to Pandora. That's nowhere near as out-there as "Dissidia 012 Duodecim" or "Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days".
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 6:24PM ChuckBartowskiX said

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sounds good.. but really... LOCALIZE XENOBLADE FIRST.

Posted: Jan 28th 2011 6:55PM KungFuChaosNinja said

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@ChuckBartowskiX

No, no, no. The Last Story is the top priority!
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Posted: Jan 29th 2011 12:16AM ChuckBartowskiX said

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@KungFuChaosNinja
Well i mean in terms of the monolith software stuff. In general though, i still want xenoblade first. it came out a while ago.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2011 7:10PM Einlander said

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You all are looking in the wrong places....
Lets take this resonably. We have is 3 points of intrest.

1. Under the left arm near the bottom of the picture
Here we can see some cloth which leads me to believe that its some sort of evening dress or a tube top or evening a bedsheet being held up by the person to cover thier front.
This is something that males dont do, cover thier front.

2. There is also the nose and the lips, they are, to me and my experience in manga/anime, obviously female. its the angle of the noses upturn and the fullness of the lower lip that tells me that. Males tend to have lips are even and 90 degree nose's

3. The name of the tower. Pandora, from the story is female. Nothing to to expound on that though.

To me the tattoo is immaterial and the shape of the back and its slopes scream female.

Thus ends CSI:Joystiq.

I need to waste my time on something else now.

Posted: Jan 28th 2011 7:43PM WMWLL said

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now onto the actual game:
If I'm not mistaken, is pandora's tower the name of the tower that Pit climbs in the original Kid Icarus game

Posted: Jan 28th 2011 8:04PM McDude said

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That tag line is kind of tired.

It's basically The Dark Knight's "You either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian."

Or Shutter Island's "Which would be worse, to live as a monster, or die as a good man."

Posted: Jan 28th 2011 10:15PM Ayer99 said

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If you want the eyes, go to nintendo life.

Posted: Jan 29th 2011 7:36PM Bentzero said

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If only the Wii could come anywhere near the quality of that graphic.

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