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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 5:09AM Wolfgun said

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GRIFFIN, put down that DS.

We need to have a talk

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 7:08AM John Z said

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@Wolfgun

Yes, Griffin, we do. Seriously, it's time for an intervention.

Pikachu? Really? I mean, sure, I love cute things too, and there's little more adorable than the little yellow dynamo himself, but if you're going to train something up to Lv. 100, you're not going to spend that time on a Pikachu. No, honestly, you'd probably want to go with a Lanturn. It can learn Ice Beam, giving you an edge over dragons, and if you give it Volt Absorb, you won't have to worry about electric attacks.

We tell you this because we care about you, Griffin, and we want you to get better. Please. Do it for us.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 11:21PM The Wicker Man said

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@Wolfgun. I know right?! Put the needle down junkie!
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 5:20AM TJF said

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This reminds me of the time that I visited my local Pokemon 10th anniversary celebration.

I ended up going through the line as many times as I needed to get each of the Pokemon available, plus one. See, I accidentally chose one of the Pokemon that I had already chosen, so I ended up with two of them. I realized this, and casually said "Well, at least I can breed them now".

I looked over to my parents and got the weirdest "Oh my god we've been buying him a breeding simulator for all these years!?" sort of contained shock look, so I quickly tried to patch it up by saying I just left them at a daycare and when I returned the old couple said they had a surprise for me... it didn't help much.

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 3:11PM AltairtheAssassinwhokillstuff said

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@TJF
I hope you didn't tell them you could decline and leave it too.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 3:11PM BananaBoat said

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@TJF - That's how I was born. My parents got left in a daycare center, and when my grandparents showed up, they were told that a surprise was waiting for them.

That's....that's what they tell me, anyway.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 6:03AM mistwolf said

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Any idea if/when this will be offered to Australia. I ask for my kids, of course. I only play to enjoy it with them. And of course I started a decade before they were born so I would be an expert for them when they got to playing age.

That is my story and I am sticking to it.

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 6:14AM WPstart said

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My Pkmn Yellow Pikachu actually said "PIKA!". If this one doesn't then it is vastly inferior, :D

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 6:18AM PSN StaticShock said

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Pikachu > Raichu

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 7:59AM ironneko said

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@PSN StaticShock

Yes, that is the evolutionary path.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 6:19AM ChuckBartowskiX said

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"... We're sad that we know what all of those things mean."
We also means just griffin.

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 6:22AM Team Rocket said

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Prepare for trouble!

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 10:05AM Ryguy226 said

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@Team Rocket Make that Double!
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 2:20PM BonUs said

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@Ryguy226

To protect the world from devastation!
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 2:39PM The Only Girl said

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@BonUs
To unite all peoples within our nation!
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 3:09PM AltairtheAssassinwhokillstuff said

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@The Only Girl
Jesse
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 3:24PM Balthier said

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@AltairtheAssassinwhokillstuff

You ruined it. :|
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 6:32AM Freddie Mercury said

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No thanks Nintendo, I already have my own hacked Pikachu.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoQyj971F9M&t=19s

Although I will admit I have not tried to kill a stadium full of people

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 6:33AM Freddie Mercury said

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@Freddie Mercury

whoops, wrong link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMrMAKH1ggw&t=19s
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 7:52AM Playace said

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@Freddie Mercury

I had never see that. SURELY Ash has caught ALL of the Pokemans by now, right?

And Pikachu must be a level a bazillion by now, looking something like this I'd assume: http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/images/fused/68/68.25.png
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 8:41AM Bumper said

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@Freddie Mercury

Don't feel embarrassed, Freddie Mercury, we all know you were just " Under Pressure"...
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 3:22PM Epsilon said

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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 7:42AM db2 said

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But if you don't soft-reset for good IVs, then it will all be in vain.

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 12:29PM SolidSnakeEyes said

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@db2 2 nights ago I was resetting for IVs on my shiny Suicune for like an hour and then realized it was ridiculous, gave up and settled for an average one. I got pretty good IVs for my Raiku and Entei though.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 7:44AM Lyon Artime said

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You don't IV breed? I'm disappointed in you Griffin.

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 7:54AM VeeDeeVee said

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A stronger electric move than Volt Tackle?

Wut.

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 8:04AM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said

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@VeeDeeVee Thunder would still be a better choice in most uses...
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Posted: Feb 6th 2011 4:48PM mcnichoj said

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@Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar
Not with that accuracy.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 9:50AM lazurus said

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Back in MY days, Mewtwo was the strongest of them all!

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 10:08AM Ryguy226 said

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@lazurus Those were the good old days, and even with all these new creatures being introduced through each generation, I always end up with a party consisting of mostly the originals, MewTwo included.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 10:56AM lazurus said

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@Ryguy226 regardless of the new iterations in the Pokemon franchise, I would say that my fondest memory lies with Pokemon Blue on the Game Boy pocket! Nothing beats trading Pokemons on the school playground with your buddies, using those archaic link cables. WIN!
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Posted: Feb 6th 2011 4:50PM mcnichoj said

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@lazurus
Your nostalgia goggles called, they told me to tell you to stop smothering them and that it's time to let them go.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 10:10AM Ryguy226 said

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"Breed him into oblivion"

God, that must be one LUCKY Pickachu where all you do is force him to have sex continuously.

That's....if Pokemon DO have sex to breed? (O.o)

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 2:41PM The Only Girl said

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@Ryguy226
Well if you played Heart Gold/Soul Silver... you'll see how an egg is made. ...
and it is disturbing.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 10:19AM Cleric said

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TV's Pikachu?

Does that mean he beats everyone, regardless of any form of elements? Man I can't blame Charizard for killing Ash every chance he got, bias little jerk and his rat. YOU HAVE A GIANT FIRE BREATHING DRAGON AND YOU CHOOSE TO USE A RAT INSTEAD

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 10:32AM Milkman4321 said

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Tv Pikachu? I hacked that thing into my Pokemon Pearl.

LVL 100
Volt Tackle
Iron Tail
Thunderbolt
All Max Stats
Original trainer Ash....Oh pshaw you all know his Pikachu took down a Zapdos

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 10:41AM Lerkero said

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I am offended by this article.

First of all, the current Pikachu in the TV show has Thunderbolt, Iron Tail, Volt Tackle AND quick attack.

And that picture is from like, 1999. Get with the times Joystiq, Satoshi has different clothes now.

Did I just type that? I better stop before I hit the submit but-

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 10:42AM Bumper said

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Will it even resist Thunderstones?

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 11:15AM mguniverse said

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Am I the only one who is still embarassed to walk into a Toys R Us for Pokemon? I'm 17....

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 12:49PM DelTrigger said

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@mguniverse

I usually sit in the parking lot for Gamestop promotions. Here's hoping Toys 'R Us will also work in the parking lot. It's super awkward to stand there with your DS in the store and have to tell employees you're only here to get your pokeman...
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 3:39PM RasenganFury said

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@mguniverse
I'm 18 and I walked into Toys R Us, got my Pikachu and left. No shame here.
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Posted: Feb 4th 2011 4:36PM Laronmi said

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@mguniverse

If there's a GameStop near/in a college campus nearby, go there. No one will judge you or probably even think twice.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 11:43AM MuneBeam said

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Oh god, thank you for this article. Its so nerdy, I can't even deal with it.
They all have Naughty natures, lower'd SpecD, so yeah who needs that.

Honestly I'm gonna leave it the way it is, except I'll force it to evolve because that is just a hilarious fate for him

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 12:24PM SolidSnakeEyes said

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They're doing this in Canada too, from Feb 9-20.

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 12:27PM Maxx the Slasher said

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A little late with this, Joystiq? This promotion started January 30th, 4 days ago. 2 days left and NOW you mention it?

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 12:45PM SolidSnakeEyes said

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@Maxx the Slasher It says in the article that it's through Feb 13.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 4:17PM ShiroShishi said

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I'm sad I understood all that.

*cry*

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 5:37PM LegoMan671 said

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I have a level 88 Pikachu with all of the exact same moves. I don't really need this one.

Posted: Feb 3rd 2011 8:13PM Dukeun said

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I missed my chance with Entei at GameStop, but I wont miss my chance for Pikachu! I am getting it tomorrow. =D

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