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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:24PM Poor Tom said

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either joystiq posted the wrong images or they failed to realize they are the exact screens that were in the gameinformer article a while ago.

Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:25PM JnRx said

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@Poor Tom Or there are a limited about of screens o_o
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:36PM R Planteer said

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@Poor Tom

Not everyone on the internet is a Gamestop whore, so these are probably new to quite a few people.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:50PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said

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@Poor Tom

If I haven't seen it, its new to me!
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 3:19PM Hamburglar MD said

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@R Planteer Yes, everyone that reads Game Informer is a GameStop whore. You're an idiot.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 4:55PM AMonkey said

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@Poor Tom The screenshots from GI haven't been released. All there were was scans of the magizine.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:25PM Uberdave said

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Did anyone else read that as ugly breasts?

Maybe I've been playing too much Dragon Age

Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:27PM Dizazter said

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@Uberdave

It's just you man. Ugly breasts are something that should never exist in the video gaming world. Vomit inducing beasts and multilation however - fair game.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:37PM LENSconcept said

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@Dizazter

Agreed, vomit-inducing breasts should be kept solely in the darkest corners of the internet. And on a close buddy's computer wallpaper.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:55PM AmanteDuck said

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@Dizazter

What about that...thing in Dragon Age? You know, the one with all the breasts?

Oh, and the breasts in Dantes Infernos...the ones that spawned babies that were then hurled at you as if they were pebbles plucked from the ground?!

Ugly breasts are out there man. They're out there...
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 3:04PM The Only Girl said

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@Uberdave
Christ, I am so against ugly breasts. Seriously, if you're gonna make that the highlight of a female character, at least make them good. I feel embarrassed to play a game where the developers couldn't render good boobs. (they can't get a model or something...?)
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 3:19PM Hamburglar MD said

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@Uberdave I actually did, and didn't realize that it said beasts until an hour or two later after coming back on the site haha. I was like... her breasts don't look too ugly.. but ok.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 3:21PM Mr Lingo said

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@Uberdave

I thought the exact same thing
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 3:25PM Bewoulf said

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@Uberdave
I did too, then I stared right at her boobs.

Then I said, "Hello precious." then I re-read the article title.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 3:26PM Bewoulf said

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@Bewoulf
That and I quickly wondered if THOSE were ugly breasts, I'd LOVE to see what Joystiq thought were good breasts.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 4:31PM KiraXD said

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@The Only Girl

Mo-cap breasts? sure why not?
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 5:54PM DeadInside said

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@AmanteDuck
and the Spitter in L4Dead2
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 6:17PM maveric101 said

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@KiraXD

freakin' brilliant. it'll take DoA's boob jiggle technology to a whole new level.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 7:22PM Rajko said

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@Uberdave Dude I read that the exact same way. I'm looking at the ss of that chick and thinking ' well they aren't spectacular, but I wouldn't call them ugly' LOL
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:25PM Guhungus said

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Well... you know, the pre-release screenshots of Oblivion looked pretty good to. Then in-game you walked passed the 2-4 normal looking people and found inbred villagers who think they see two of you.

Posted: Feb 8th 2011 3:05PM sigma8 said

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Yeah, screenshots for Oblivion all seem to feature reasonably normal looking people, but when you actually play the game, it's horrible. The face on that woman in the one screenshot is tolerable, but not really promising.

I bet they still haven't gotten it right.

It's funny that I clicked this because I thought "Elder Scrolls with non-ugly people? That IS news!"
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 3:22PM sortius said

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@sigma8 I can't say I've ever seen a Bethesda game that looks or plays well. So painful, I'd rather have bamboo spikes under my fingernails than have to play one of their games.

I'll pass.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:25PM Dizazter said

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Lookin' good Bethesda, lookin' real good.
You have my official approval to proceed with development.
So get back to work. Seriously.

Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:34PM Nytemare said

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@Dizazter

Do you really think the devs use all their time just to publish articles and screenshots? :P
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:34PM Getchow hands out my fries said

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@Dizazter

This isn't funny?
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:39PM Dizazter said

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@Nytemare

Yes obviously devs spend at least 40 hours a week posting screen shots....

Come on, its a joke, wow relax people.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:26PM Riley Freeman said

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Hopefully i can now create a normal looking Human lol

The battle for 2011 GOTY is gonna be EPIC.

Posted: Feb 8th 2011 5:50PM DeadInside said

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@Riley Freeman
Yes. The hardest part of Oblivion was making a non-fugly character. Its like "Here is a dark room with bad lighting, good luck making a face."

Boondocks!
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:27PM Dirtybombs said

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DOPE!

Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:29PM oJMan240o said

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Wouldn't exactly call them new... anyways, can't wait to play some Bethesda games with character models that have some... well, character. Maybe not have the same guy with a different name run up to me with a random mission every once in a while. A world that doesn't look like it's populated by twins will be nice, it's gonna be great to see their characters finally be on par with their environments. Oblivion launched at the start of this console generation and it still looks damn good from an environmental perspective.

Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:29PM MakeThemListen said

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Mother of god, those look fantastic. The wait for this game is gonna feel so goddamn long, I need to stop reading stuff about Skyrim.

Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:32PM joer22784 said

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Old screens are old, and yeah @ uberdave, I read breasts too

Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:32PM Bingo Bango said

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Is it me or are these screenshots of Oblivion after some modders have made it look good

Posted: Feb 8th 2011 3:37PM Bingo Bango said

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@TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2
That's Oblivion with a Dragon
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 6:46PM Riley Freeman said

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@Bingo Bango

uhwhut?
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:33PM TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2 said

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I wanna see some walking animation.

Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:39PM Anticrawl said

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@TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2

Not to mention jumping and battle ready stances. Animation in general has always been laughably horrible in their previous games.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 3:07PM The Only Girl said

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@TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2
I also want to see a corpse. When you killed someone in either Oblivion or Fallout 3, the dead body would always...jiggle. In all sorts of weird ways. Especially if you used a rocket launcher at point blank in Fallout. The enemy model would get stuck in the floor or walls.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:35PM KillTheApex said

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These look great. The real test though is when they start moving their mouths and looking around. If the animation still sucks it doesn't matter how gorgeous it looks, they'll be right back in the uncanny valley.

Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:48PM oJMan240o said

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@KillTheApex Coming from a game design student, I honestly don't think you know what the Uncanny Valley is.

The Uncanny Valley is the space between where games are now and the theoretical point at which games become so realistic that they start to creep people out and make people not want to play them. So... that would push it away from that. Think of the other side of the UV as being the literal equivalent of controlling another human being.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 6:55PM KillTheApex said

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@oJMan240o Well, they do creep me out. They look close to human but what kills it is the animation.

I guess what I am saying is that Bethesda needs to work on animation instead of better visuals. They go hand in hand. You have to have great animation to sell believability. That's why I can empathize with Pixar characters but don't care about Bethesda's characters.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 7:03PM original fred said

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@oJMan240o
No he's right. The Uncanny Valley is about the reaction to something resembling a human.

http://www.damninteresting.net/content/uncanny_valley_graph.gif

As you can see the closer something (robot, game character etc.) resembles a human the more familiar it seems. But there is a point where it becomes so close to human that its differences and imperfections become unnerving- like a corpse or a zombie.
The effect is multiplied when the "something" is moving.

That's what Apex was saying: seeing the characters in motion is the real test because that's where the Uncanny Valley hits hardest.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:42PM arrrdawg said

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As mentioned, same pics as before. But I think before they were magazine scans so this is a little bit better.

Jury is still out on non-ugly humans. Blondie has nice hair, but she doesn't look any better than what modders can already do with Oblivion or FO3/NV.

I can tell right off the bat that the faces are still rendered in facegen. That just means they have different non-potatohead facial textures.

Posted: Feb 8th 2011 9:32PM sleepwheel said

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@arrrdawg not really. i think is hair is the worst part of in that picture. it looks like 2d billboard slapped on the 3d head. :(
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 2:43PM Richard Jae said

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That blonde with the boobs has man shoulders.

Posted: Feb 8th 2011 3:00PM Mach2 said

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@Richard Jae

Well, it's a step up from everyone having man-jaw.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 3:08PM The Only Girl said

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@Richard Jae
Not really... her shoulders are thin enough to be recognizable as a woman's. I think it's just her posture.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2011 6:01PM DeadInside said

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@Mach2
Whenever anyone says man-jaw I think of this comic.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=217
I think the girls on that show are attractive though.
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