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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 12:59PM PoisonedAl said

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Oooo, I'm not going to watch and spoil it, making this comment kind of pointless.

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:12PM copa said

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@PoisonedAl

Agreed. Besides, I already know how the first 5 minutes of Portal 2 ends... with copa stains all over my PS3.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:12PM Drakkenfyre said

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Video isn't the beginning. It's one of the older trailers.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 2:22PM KaCeX said

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@Drakkenfyre
yes, the post itself is the spoiler, so im not reading, so move along, disregard this comment
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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 3:01PM Rick1220 said

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@KaCeX

Nothing to see here, move along!
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Posted: Feb 18th 2011 10:05AM jynxycat said

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@PoisonedAl Not really much there that's a spoiler.

Just walks around a couple walkways and gets talked to.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 12:59PM GordoJones88 said

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The cake is delicious!

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:04PM DV8ing1 said

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Glad they didn't lose their sense of humor for this one!
Can't wait

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:05PM SirSquirrels said

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MUST... NOT... WATCH...

Gah... screw it.

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:08PM Godmars said

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Is that $49.99 price suppose to be PC, or consoles?

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:13PM Andrew Yoon said

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@Godmars PC.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:25PM Ballistic H said

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@Godmars

But you get a PC copy for free if you buy the PS3 version.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:09PM TheUnknownComicFan said

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Good to see that someone isn't holding a grudge......

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:14PM vidguy said

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Wheatley's voice is a little annoying but the dialog is hilarious.

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 3:28PM PR0F3TA said

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@vidguy

agree man, he got annoying rather quickly, i hope he just a tutorial guide and doesn't follow you throughout the whole game
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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 5:34PM moroboshi said

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@vidguy

Not just annoying but amateurish too. Just sounds like Valve got one of the programmers in the office to record a temp track and they couldn't be bothered to replace it.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 6:34PM cupidshitman said

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@moroboshi That's funny, because when they first featured Wheatley, his placeholder voice was done by a Valve animator, and it was a thousand times better.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 8:02PM The Wicker Man said

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@vidguy that is no amateur, that is Stephen Merchant. He is co creator of the office and the weilder of the swan in Hott Fuzz! Show some respect internet dogs! ;)
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Posted: Apr 14th 2011 4:23AM mattwo said

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@The Wicker Man Is he the guy who voiced the sniper?
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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:15PM thyodyssey said

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I just jizzed all over the screen.

brb, gotta clean up.

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 3:44PM Duc748s said

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@dherasa but....It's icing on the cake
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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 7:31PM Snappyguy said

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@Duc748s For god's sake someone say the cake is a lie.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:23PM Apoptosis said

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Stephen Merchant speaking like a Pixar character... Made me cringe more than grin. Hope the mood of the rest of the game is more like the original.

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 8:04PM The Wicker Man said

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@Apoptosis. You really can't please any nerd with a keyboard and an internet connection anymore...
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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:24PM Epoque said

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Close enough, it's Stephen Merchant.

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:30PM Drew327 said

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One of the few games I am avoiding as much coverage as possible!

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:41PM vitriolix said

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Wow, toilet paper ads on a gaming blog. Talk about targeted advertising.

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:42PM shannon1212 said

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This is crazy, NOW I have to get the Move for this...holy crap!

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 6:35PM cupidshitman said

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@shannon1212 No move support. Sorry bro.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:43PM Spookimitsu said

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It's not quite the same watching a video of someone playing a Portal game, and they aren't hopping backwards at the speed of light


Still can't wait

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:50PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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I really really dislike the voice of the robot. The good mannered British accent just does not fit the world of Portal at all. Glados had the right voice with the creepy digitized computer voice, a jolly British bloke does not do it for me.

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 1:59PM Skornogr4phy said

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This is an old trailer, not the video you speak of...

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 2:06PM jumpshot said

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you monster.

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 2:21PM KobyStam said

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it is not new and it is not 5 minutes (it's 3:40)...NEXT

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 2:46PM mikec89 said

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@KobyStam

The video is an old trailer for the game. The review is the 5 minutes of the start of the game.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 2:24PM Nill said

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Really not feeling Wheatley's voice here... at least the Companion Cube knew when to shut up. :|

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 2:43PM Victoryismine52 said

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHH I want it now!

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 3:52PM Nap said

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Blue core sounds like 2D from Gorillaz now haha

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 3:58PM Kyle4 said

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It looks amazing in that clip, but by minute 3 I was already getting annoyed by that guy's voice. Hope he doesn't follow you around the entire game.

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 4:04PM shadowhowl1900 said

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i like how the robots seems more "human" than the character himself....Valve irony your name?

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 4:19PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Apparently I am the only person here who likes Wheatley.

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 5:40PM Epoque said

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I like Wheatley, but I find it a bit odd that all the other robotic AI in Portal had very computerized voices and Wheatley is just straight VO. I enjoy the dialog, but it just sounds out of place.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 5:38PM malnsk said

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Is that voice the same as Shaun Hasting's voice in ACB??!

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 6:11PM KiDPANDA said

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These are not the first five mins you're looking for...

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 6:42PM shannon1212 said

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Great now no Move support, what the heck...is it too hard to ask for bloggers who have facts in hand?? Seesh. Now I'm bummed..wanted move support.

Posted: Feb 17th 2011 6:51PM Colostomeboy said

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man want i really want is for the end to connect to half life 3, or to at least have some mentions of it through out the game, also i want a teaser for HL3 on the disc somewhere, please valve?

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 8:06PM The Wicker Man said

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@Colostomeboy. Episode 3 is a surprise that will be on the disc. You are welcome!
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Posted: Feb 17th 2011 8:26PM UK31337 said

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Wheatley reminds me an awful lot of 343 Guilty Spark from Halo...

Posted: Feb 18th 2011 6:30AM MrXBob said

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I can't believe people are hating on Wheatley's voice. It's freaking Stephen Merchant. Co-creator of The Office, Extras, Cemetery Junction.

You know, the 10 foot tall goggle-eyed freak always hanging around with Ricky Gervais.

You've got no taste if you think his accent is annoying. It adds a hell of a lot more character to it. I'm bloody proud they got a Brit to voice this part - and they picked the best man for the job.

Posted: Feb 19th 2011 9:48AM mrmobius said

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'Press A to interact' causing the character to instead jump. Bloody brilliant Valve.

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