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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:13PM Forezea said

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I'll say it, I didn't think it would do so well.

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:14PM jynxycat said

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@Forezea + me too.

Seems too shallow of a gameplay idea to support itself for that long.

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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:18PM Truant said

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@jynxycat

It's pretty ironic then that 1UP dings it for "strategy-heavy gameplay". I want to play this game to see if I'll think it's shallow or deep. Seems like it's one of those games that you'll get what you put into it, ala Vanquish.

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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:19PM hami83 said

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@jynxycat Mario has shallow gameplay, and so does games like Pacman, that doesn't mean they are fail.

Also Angry Birds.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:20PM Protome said

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@Forezea Me neither. I mean Mad World didn't do very well. But hey, apparently making it more generic has a great impact on scores!
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 4:12PM Co said

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@Forezea

LOL honestly I thought this was a 360 exclusive.

Sure fits the content bill as one.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 4:26PM Milkman4321 said

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@Forezea Same here. Happy that I was proven wrong too
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:16PM KungFuChaosNinja said

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Wired seems about right.

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:36PM Deschain said

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@KungFuChaosNinja

To me they just sound snobby coming off with the mature games for mature gamers attitude. Especially since their pull quote does not even talk about the game itself which is actually pretty fun.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:36PM BlackedOut said

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Thank god I'm not the only one that thinks this.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:17PM PR0F3TA said

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games now a days get easy passes on scores.. 9.25?? 9?? so this game is one point away from being perfect? yeaaaahhh ooook... c'mon thats itself is an insult to gaming.

Ironically this game looks like its targeted towards a demographic that its ESRB rating isn't for (or at least i hope) Wired's review pretty much summed it all up

*waits for the inevitable downvotes*

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:22PM Truant said

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@PR0F3TA
Expressing skeptisism regarding review scores is one thing, but calling the scores an "insult to gaming" when you probably haven't finished (or tried) the final product is another.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:22PM PieceMaekr42 said

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@PR0F3TA

I totally agree. I hate how < 7 is garbage, 8 = Good, 9 = Great.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:24PM TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2 said

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@PR0F3TA

It's why I hate scores in general.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:30PM swooded said

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@PR0F3TA
I didn't really care for the demo myself, but the game is getting good reviews pretty universally (4.5 on Joystiq as well), so I'd say it's less an insult to gaming or sites giving high scores to freely & more just something you don't personally agree with. Plenty of games still get mediocre reviews from all these same places.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:36PM PR0F3TA said

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@Truant

really, i mean when is that excuse going to get old... i don't have to actually PLAY the game to know how the game plays out. You shoot a bunch of baddies in the face, chest, balIs and feet and you get a funny sex referenced name to go along with your actions. There will be gigantic bosses, you will be able to do something specific that they will claim no FPS has, bullets will never run out, health with regenerate and you will probably be able to beat the whole thing in a matter of hours. Yeah that looks like it deserves a 9.25 to me.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:39PM Deschain said

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@PieceMaekr42

This is why a 5 point scale with no half points is superior. It leaves 5 distinct options. Horrible, Bad, Average, Good, and Great. I mean that is basically what they do now by ignoring 1-5 with a 10 point scale, but yeah.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:46PM Jack Kevorkian said

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@PR0F3TA 9 means better than average, 7 means dont buy it and a 6 means it should have never been made. anything below a 6 writers add for comic relief. its a major reason game journalism is laughed at by most of the press. they just make up numbers on a scale that makes no sense.they dont want their free games, interviews and press passes to dry up see?

i noticed this first a decade ago with M when they woyld spend 3 or 4 paragraphs bashing a game and then give it a 7.

joystiq's is actually pretty good compared to mostt since they have an identifiable key that they stick fairly close to.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 4:15PM Co said

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@PR0F3TA

wow I actually whole heartedly agree with one of your posts! Your reply here sums up my feelings as to why i cannot stand gaming on the 360, because that just sums up 90% of its gaming experiences.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 4:18PM KatanaVx said

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@PR0F3TA

Does that mean you don't play FPS's anymore? Because all the FPS's I've played in the last few years (more or less 3 years) have had that "definition" (or description) that you gave and yet people buy them... If you don't like how the game presents itself (better said, if you don't expect the game to be to your liking) then by all means don't buy it... Doesn't mean that you have to come into its article and comment badly about it... You can do that amongst your friends, can't you? Mind you, I'm not saying this game is the best FPS ever (nor have I played it, although I did consider buying it, since I'm starting to get tired of pseudo-realistic shooters, yet I haven't because of budget problems), but if I wanted to mention/say that it isn't worth buying, then I would at least finish the game and then give it a rather complete review as to why it shouldn't be bought... :S
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2011 12:07AM golobulus said

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@Truant
that shite ain't no 9.25 on anyone's list.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:19PM catbandit said

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only like 5 hours though.
they be bankin on that gears beta!!

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:22PM Geenz said

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An FPS that tries to be an FPS instead of an action roleplaying adventure RTSFPS set in World War 2 that actually succeeds at it!? Oh my!

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:27PM GamingColt said

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Loving it

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:36PM Schlecht said

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Strategy heavy gameplay? You're joking, right?

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 6:21PM puffvater said

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@Schlecht to be honest, you don't rush into every scenario, and at first it takes some time so learn the enviroment and "start planing" your kills.
which is more strategy than call of duty and quake together.

so yeah, i agree.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:36PM HardBoiled2009 said

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one reason it will sell well is cause of the gears Beta on the 360 and it will probably reach platinum hits or whatever it's called. and it won't reach greatest hits on PS3 ( maybe wrong but doubt it ) sorry it can get 10's across every website in existance I'M STILL NOT BUYING IT !

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 3:44PM SavageManLove said

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Got both KZ3 and Bulletstorm and decided to go with Bstorm. About 30 mins into it and enjoying the hell out of it. Mindless, over the top and fun. Overall design/feel of the game feels very refreshing somehow even though the art direction has a Gears of War vibe to it. Sometimes it's nice to just "turn off your brain". Going to be a blast playing this after a hard days work.

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 4:03PM Rageous said

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You guys who didn't think it would do well were obviously not paying any real attention to it. Those of us on the other hand, that had this date marked for months... yeah. We'll be continually more vindicated as more and more of you pick it up.

bbl. kicking enemies squwar in da nuts.

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 4:17PM Co said

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@Rageous

Age verified: Under 18
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 4:45PM gatotsu911 said

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@Co
Which is more indicative of immaturity: the willingness to embrace something that is willfully immature on its own merits, or the compulsion to shun something (or someone) on the grounds that it you are "too mature" for it/them?
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 7:28PM Tyran said

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@Co

Very mature. Just because this game might not be for you doesn't mean you need to insult those who enjoy it. Grow up.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 4:17PM nightmare452 said

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Honestly here, I didn't like the demo at all, but I still kept my preorder from Amazon with the hopes that the final actual game would be just as these reviews describe. A "mindless" hunk of shooting action, no real purpose, but a lot of fun to play. I trust those guys at Epic don't necessarily go for the story itself, but the gameplay is what matters to them.

There was a time I got tired of all the FPSs being about move forward and shoot everything, ala, Serious Sam. But recently, all FPS try to have a story, even a "we need an excuse to do X cool stuff" story, and what happened to make a game just cause the gameplay was awesome, nothing more. Your could say the original Mario was that, just excellent gameplay, with little story (now Mario has different universes and version of himself, etc.). I like that Epic decided to do just this: lets make a nasty, in your face, 10 hour fun fest of a shooter, screw anything else; fun and gameplay are #1 priority.

Can't wait to play it tonight.

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 4:30PM commonperson said

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I played the demo and it was fun, I will probably buy it at some point. Not right out of the gate, but somewhere down the line. The thing I noticed about this game, yes it's graphically violent. Yes, it's crude. But there's an undeniable "Cartoon" quality to this.

I do not like young kids playing games like Call of Duty (my 13 year old nephew plays CoD, and let me put it this way, if he was my son he'd not be.) I think a game like this (or say Borderlands) is actually something I wouldn't mind a kid of 13 or so playing because it's just so ridiculously over the top it's not much more different than an anvil falling on Elmer Fudd's head.

Kids are violent, sure, I was a 12 year old boy once. I know what went through my head as a 12 year old. It was how is Starscream going to blow the crap out of Optimus Prime. Then I would run around outside and yell with a tiny barbaric yop. That's what kids do. This game is fun and really it's something that's not entirely out of the question for kids (just older kids who may watch the infrequent Die Hard movie.)

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 4:48PM kmcroc said

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LOVE BULLET-STORM, BUT IT HAS A SHIT LOAD OF BUGS & GLITCHES.

Getting stuck at control panels or at some turrets & corners aside from those few concerns the game is way FK COOL.

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 4:52PM UnverifiedUser said

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Mixed reviews paired with the subpar demo and glitches outta the box = me waiting a few months for that inevitable $15-25 dollar price drop, especially with a game like this... and hopefully a patch (aka this gen's reason to not have a QA dept).

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 5:08PM (Unverified) said

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So is the full game significantly better than the demo?

I thought this would be a game I'd enjoy but I was pretty bored playing the demo.

Shame there's no campaign co-op to make the decision easier.

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 5:16PM jrr said

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I really wanna slap whoever it was that sent the precedent for "mature" to have meanings in regards to simply being of age and fully developed versus content that has a certain level of intelligence to it. I get so sick of people making the same lame-ass "ironic how such-and-such is rated mature despite being so immature" joke every damn time a game like this pops up. It's not clever and never has been, and it only gets more and more cliche and tired.

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 5:58PM Nicky35 said

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I tried the demo, didn't like it at all. But then I hear it's not a good idea to compare that demo to the full game. Reviews seem decent so I might just take a gamble on it, but not until it drops in price a bit. Got Killzone 3 to play first anyway. Will give the demo another try and see if it grows on me, didn't really give it a fair chance as I turned it off rather quickly.

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 6:22PM puffvater said

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@Mr Esc is the namesarcasm is my AMEN !

Posted: Feb 22nd 2011 8:23PM Deftinwolf said

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Did anyone pay attention to what anyone was saying about it during the last E3?

It was the #1 most anticipated game that EVERYONE in the press was looking forward to playing. Even seeing just screenshots and videos made me very impressed.

To the rest of the people with your "the game is just too immature for me" vibe: God forbid you have a sense of humor and just laugh at how ridiculous the dialog in the game might be. The game is an over the top action title that will be a sleeper hit because people are stuck playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Posted: Feb 23rd 2011 12:03AM golobulus said

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mc says 1UP gave it a 67, how does that translate to B-? maybe i'm too high right now.

Posted: Feb 23rd 2011 12:16AM jmr1986 said

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Not the Shooter i'm loolking forward to play this year, i'm more interested in Rage and Deux Ex.

Posted: Feb 23rd 2011 12:39AM KazamaSogetsu said

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I think "liking FPS" and "playing offline only" are mutually exclusive nowadays.

5h campaign? No buy, I guess.

Posted: Feb 23rd 2011 2:48AM Starkey Love said

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This game is an absolute blast. It's surprisingly story heavy which was a nice surprise.

Posted: Feb 23rd 2011 4:52AM Darkwunn said

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Varied reviews which is good to see, i didn't like the demo but then again the full game will always be different can't wait to see Yahtzee Croshaw to sink his teeth into this for a review, looks like a purchase when it drops in price a bit

Posted: Feb 23rd 2011 7:03AM LEONLEONLEON said

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Epic need to make more first person shooters. This is a really nice looking game. Its a shame gears of war is third person.

Posted: Feb 23rd 2011 7:36PM 30yearGamer said

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What's with all the hoopla about this game, Joystiq? I can't recall how many postings I've seen at this website about this game in the last few weeks. I guess I have to take a closer look. But, nothing I've seen about it thus far has even remotely piqued my interest. From the coverage, it would almost seem like someone has a friend or relative that works for the developer.

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