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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 11:26PM geoff0011 said

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Solid Flight of the Concords reference. Respect.

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 12:22AM Inkopa said

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@geoff0011
It's things like these that make Aussies hate us :3
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 4:14AM nighttime said

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@Inkopa *Ut's Thungs luck tease dut muck ozzies ate uz
fixed :P

with love,
- an aussie that won't be able to play MK.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 8:23AM eat it said

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@nighttime

haha I think you meant to say was...

Aw sweet as bro. Ut's Thungs luck tease dut muck ozzies ate uz eh.

:D
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 7:44PM FrodoTBaggins said

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@eat it
Maybe he meant...
Chur shot cuz, fanks aye, iz fings like deez dat make ozzies fink were eggs...

Big thumbs up on that news though, I was wondering if it was coming out here.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 11:26PM MONKEYWOUNDZ said

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Cant wait till this game comes out

Posted: Mar 9th 2011 11:46PM My Prerogative said

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I love how it says, "restricted to persons who have attained the age of 18 years". It makes it sound like you have to level up to age 18.

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 12:09AM liquidsoap89 said

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@My Prerogative

Achievement earned - age 1 year!
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 1:25AM TheRepublic said

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@My Prerogative

It's all part of the grand plan to get the "high score".
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 5:17AM LaughingTarget said

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@My Prerogative

You'd be amazed how hard that is. I walked in circles to get random battles outside in the schoolhouse zone for 18 years to pull that off.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 12:18PM Crayola Q Pants ESQ said

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@My Prerogative 18 years GET!
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Posted: Mar 11th 2011 12:57PM RedRaptor82 said

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@My Prerogative

Right. And yet, there's a rating that says you need to be OVER 18 to play, it, and if a game gets that rating, they don't release it. That 19th birthday must be some grueling rite of passage, like boxing a kangaroo.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2011 12:58PM RedRaptor82 said

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(Assumed New Zealand fell under the province of Australia, and realizes he may look like an ass in front of the whole internet. Quickly leaves)
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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 11:47PM AntiVillian said

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baaaa

baaaaaaa

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 7:53AM AntiVillian said

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@AntiVillian

I'm pretending to be a sheep, I should be getting up voted in the the new zealand thread.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 11:47PM devilmachine said

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This is good news! Looking forward to breaking faces.

Usually we just get the Aussie version of games, that have been watered down for their fragile little minds, so this makes a nice change

Posted: Mar 9th 2011 11:50PM 01 said

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So Frodo's confirmed as a playable character?

Posted: Mar 9th 2011 11:56PM Elmoogle said

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Middle Earth has video games now?

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 12:09AM willooi said

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I love it when games are spoken about in lawyer lingo, with all these suit types 'reviewing' their release and uttering comments along the lines of "Oh by gosh, the content in this computer entertainment medium (on a compact digital versatile disc) is of considerably objectionable quality, however we do take into account and propose that if one were inclined to partake in such aforementioned activities that they be of a certain minimum mental maturity in order to engage in such simulated recreations of aggressive acts," when all they're trying to do is figure out how to perform the fatalities whilst circling their clipboard survey answers on a rating scale of "inoffensive" to "objectionable".

Seriously though, for any of you Kiwis reading this article from Christchurch, all the best to you and your families and hopefully the city picks itself up after recent events.

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 12:26AM tendoboy1984 said

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@willooi

+100 internets for you. That was funny as hell.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 1:05AM Hivetyrant said

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@willooi
I have a friend that talks like that all the time, except you are actually funny.

brilliant
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 12:26AM AriesWarlock said

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I wonder if Warner Bros pulled some strings to make this happen.. know what I mean?

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 6:19AM AmethystHarp said

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@AriesWarlock oh, you mean "Release this damn game and you will receive your money, for God sake!" ?
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 1:19AM Jermachi said

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Haha, everyone seems to have a firm grasp on what us Kiwis are like. It's horrible when Oz doesn't get games or get games that have all the cool stuff left out, such as GTA4 and Left for Dead 2 (codenamed 'Left for Bland 2'). I work in a game retail store and it's horrible trying to explain to people that they are getting the version of the game without the stacks of bodies.

Off topic: I still haven't seen any retail store over here to stock Two Worlds Two...

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 3:14AM TWC Plagu3 said

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@Jermachi

Its ok NZ got the UK version of LFD2 with all the fun stuff.

Thats because no-one wants to play Two Worlds Two after the first miserable game =P
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 3:25AM Voltronimous said

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@Jermachi

Actually Pod, true story, the shipping container containing the stock was washed overboard, all gone :(
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 3:27AM TWC Plagu3 said

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@Voltronimous

I'm calling BS on your story Ben =)
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 3:30AM Voltronimous said

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@TWC Plagu3

No no its actually true, talked to John in ak yesterday
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 3:37AM Jermachi said

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@Voltronimous Must have been in there with my copy of TDU2.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 2:48AM simblor said

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How do I unlock Richie McCaw?

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 5:26AM Jermachi said

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@simblor Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, X, X.

Always works for me.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 3:56AM Foetoid said

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Australia should have this in its R18+ glory by late-april. Last SCAG meeting the attourney generals all agreed, with the government, that the rating should be introduced, its taken this time since then to draw up the guidelines for it.

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 3:58AM Foetoid said

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@Foetoid

Actually, scrap that. This link verifys the decision will be finalized at the July 2011 SCAG meeting.

http://www.scag.gov.au/lawlink/SCAG/ll_scag.nsf/vwFiles/SCAG_Communique_4-5_March_2011_FINAL.pdf/$file/SCAG_Communique_4-5_March_2011_FINAL.pdf
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 6:31AM TheShaper said

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I dunno... I always thought they're too busy protecting their babies from dingos to care about anything else

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 8:24AM eat it said

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@TheShaper

pssst. that''s the country on the other side of the tasman
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 9:12AM AfterGlow84 said

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Chance to use Kombatting missed.

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 9:18PM kutsbear said

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Just order the game online. Check to make sure its PAL format and its usally 50% cheaper.

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