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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 10:27PM The Wicker Man said

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I am so god damn sick of the government and soccer moms telling me how sexy my parties can really be.

Posted: Mar 9th 2011 11:43PM kojo87 said

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@The Wicker Man
well if the picture is any indication of how your party will go while using this game i think they are just trying to stop you from becoming a giant douchenozzle.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 1:42PM The Wicker Man said

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@kojo87 people who say, "douchenozzle" do not get to smell the wiimote at the after party. :(
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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 10:29PM Puertoricarious said

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So where exactly IS this game releasing?

Posted: Mar 9th 2011 10:30PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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@Puertoricarious

North Korea.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 10:56PM Dizazter said

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@Puertoricarious

Right? It only has a EU release date, so I'm guessing it's hitting the rest of Europe?? Maybe just France?
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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 11:29PM Cleric said

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@Puertoricarious
in my pants
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 9:53AM Spookimitsu said

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@Puertoricarious
In Hell.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 10:29PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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I know we all laugh at stuff like Party Babyz and whatnot, but... this might just be one of the worst things ever.

Posted: Mar 9th 2011 10:45PM PointlessPuppies said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze
I disagree. This isn't your average hastily-thrown-together minigame collection shovelware game, it's your average hastily-thrown-together minigame collection shovelware game for horny people! There's a world of a difference.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 11:44PM kojo87 said

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@PointlessPuppies
may god protect us from the horny people
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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 10:33PM The Wicker Man said

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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 8:06AM Mach2 said

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@The Wicker Man

I totally agree with the well-constructed, genius art of words that is your comment. I think this comment has actually changed my life. I will never forget you, or this moment, for all of my living days.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 4:16PM RedRose said

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@Mach2
The sarcasm is strong with this one...
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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 10:35PM Nofriendo said

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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 10:48PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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@Nofriendo

I think it's time for a... sexy party.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 11:05PM Prboi said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-OnyuJTm7s
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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 11:38PM VEX said

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@Nofriendo
That image just screams the 90s. The people look like they could have been an alternate cast of Friends.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 7:04AM TheShaper said

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@VEX
More like Beverly Hills 90210
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 10:00AM Spookimitsu said

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@Nofriendo
The blonde on the top right and the blond on the mid left both put out that night. Both lied about it at work.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 10:56PM LuigiHann said

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How about Truth or Dare Jenga? Can we still play Truth or Dare Jenga?

Posted: Mar 9th 2011 11:07PM Prboi said

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Eh, not a big loss. People don't need a Wii game to have a sexy party. If they do, then the guys need more practice on how to talk to a lady

Posted: Mar 9th 2011 11:15PM RonnocoMail said

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I'm saddened by the precedent this sets on so many levels.

Firstly, it seems that a rating is no longer a guide to whom the content is unsuitable for but now a determining of what the target demographic is. It's almost if they're saying that Gran Turismo 5 is aimed at three-year-olds.

Secondly, it seems that the content of the game is irrelevant to the marketing campaign. From all evidence I've seen, there is nothing in We Dare that is an adult's-only affair (especially if this video is to be believed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK8JhYS69Hw) and it's all just a bunch of marketing guff. (The NiGHTS rip-off doesn't seem to demand spanking, for example.) If Nintendo had an add campaign that showed people drinking while playing Mario Kart, does that suddenly make Mario Kart an adult's-only game?

Lastly, it shows that vocal ignorance and knee-jerk reactions will always win out at the end of the day.

The game looked crap, yes, but it's another notch on the belt for the same overzealous Luddites who got things like Rule of Rose yanked from release as well. We shouldn't let this kind of thing snowball...

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 12:05AM PointlessPuppies said

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@RonnocoMail
The only kneejerk reaction here is yours. The kinky trailer wasn't just a marketing guff, it was literally the way Ubisoft expected people to play it. The fact that the in-game content doesn't show any of these...erm..."actions" is precisely the reason for the controversy.

The only thing the 12+ PEGI rating showed was a shortsightedness to a degree. The rating board only rates the content of the game itself, but doesn't go so far as to rate the "context" of the game as they said. This doesn't imply in the least bit that the rating is suddenly supposed to be used for its target demographic instead of what's suitable for what age. The only thing this particular case does is show a "blind spot" of the rating system. Something that at face value SEEMS harmless but is actually of adult nature, and the rating board is required only to rate the face value.

Don't read between the lines. This isn't setting a precedent for anything. This is just a weird case where the rating on the box doesn't tell the whole story, and it's a freak case in that it's really not bound to happen again. Saying the implications of the ratings on the box are going to be completely turned upside down just because of this particular case is making mountains out of molehills.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 12:53AM RonnocoMail said

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@PointlessPuppies "It was literally the way Ubisoft expected people to play it."

So, again, if Nintendo releases an advertising campaign that says it expects everyone to play Mario Kart while completely drunk (and I wouldn't even refute it as a common state in which to play it), that suddenly means the game content is adults-only?

Regardless, Ubisoft already stated that the game is aimed at adults and isn't aimed at children. Just because the content isn't objectionable doesn't mean that it's suddenly for children. The documentary Ascent of Man isn't R-rated but that doesn't mean it's for children either.

"This doesn't imply in the least bit that the rating is suddenly supposed to be used for its target demographic instead of what's suitable for what age."

But this is how everyone took it. I even had one man, a video game developer of all things, decry it and qualified it by stating that the Wii was for kids thus the game must be for kids. It didn't matter that the game wasn't aimed at kids; it was rated as being okay for 12+ and suddenly that meant it was aimed at 12+.

"Something that at face value SEEMS harmless but is actually of adult nature, and the rating board is required only to rate the face value."

I suppose you resent the large amount of "innuendo" in family movies such as Shrek, then -- and feel that they should have adult ratings? What seems harmless usually is because it flies over the heads of little children -- even if they were intended to play the game, which they are not.

"Saying the implications of the ratings on the box are going to be completely turned upside down just because of this particular case is making mountains out of molehills."

This simply shows that the Daily Mirror and its ilk can get its way if it moans hard enough. Same with Rule of Rose. It's happened before, it will happen again.

I guess no one will care as long as they are "shit games", though. Hurrumph.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 11:47PM 01 said

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It would be a pretty shocking day where playing video games gets you laid.

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 12:37AM Perfidious Sinn said

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Seriously though, this is just an April Fools joke, right? This game isn't ACTUALLY coming out, is it?

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 3:40AM IrateGamer said

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@Perfidious Sinn
It's already in stores over here in Austria.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 10:01AM Spookimitsu said

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@IrateGamer
May God have Mercy on your souls
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 2:17AM dosed150 said

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game looks terrible but i swear it was basically a daily mail article, and keith vaz , both of whom are well just idiotic really

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 6:05PM xxxsam said

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@dosed150
Maybe I'm too cynical but I can't help wondering if Ubisoft somehow pulled it for the news value. Are they running TV ads in France or wherever with 'So naughty it was banned in the UK!' all over? :)
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 6:09AM wcarnation said

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We need to keep this game off the shelves so young impressionable minds don't spend all day spanking in front of the TV and instead go back to their regular activities of pre-martial sex and drug use.

Because every ones an angel until they play a game or watch a TV show.

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 6:27AM Emmenthal said

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Albiet the game does look shocking as, but is 'innuendo' worse than killing humans on Call of Duty, for instance?

Credit to Ubisoft though for not putting it out, shows character on their side anyway.

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 8:14AM AntiVillian said

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@Emmenthal

they should make the game do the spanking for you, call of duty doesn't try to make it's players kill actual people so it's not really comparable with we dare. we dare should have all the sexy in the game rather then making billy and his sister act it out.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 9:24AM ND92 said

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"but that should just make everything way mysterious and, therefore, inherently sexier." --Lol'd

Now all ubisoft has to do is dip this in a few coats of Japanese Paint. License a few Anime artists.

..Seriously though Ubisoft, you're out on two already. Humbly bow out of this one.

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 9:27AM ND92 said

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@ND92 Alternatively, if it's for a mature audience, just add more, y'know, mature things to the actual content.
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