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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 9:40PM FriedConsole said

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I have always wondered what a game would be like if it was designed by 13 year olds.

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 9:49PM WiredKnight said

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@FriedConsole

Didn't you already have your answer once Bulletstorm came out?
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 9:53PM threedog said

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@FriedConsole

You mean...besides awesome?
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 9:54PM FriedConsole said

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@WiredKnight

Yeah I wasn't sure after playing the demo of Bulletstorm if it was a parody making deep social statements of it was just stupid. It puts the same questions in my head that I get when I watch Starship Troopers.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 9:57PM Wolfpac05 said

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@FriedConsole
Your a sad individual. I've been waiting for this game forever!!!
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 10:08PM WiredKnight said

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@FriedConsole
@threedog

Oh, yea I don't necessarily mean that in a bad way. We all sometimes get that craving for ridiculously crazy and gratuitous fun.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 11:23PM Brian Griffin said

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@FriedConsole

When MAG 2 comes out, you'll have your answer.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2011 12:24AM SoCoolCurt said

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@WiredKnight

the 2nd one was ok but after GTA's new realistic approach i kind of want this to fill that over the top void. this sounds crazy over the top.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 9:41PM Helghast102 said

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May i be the first to point out that San Andreas also had a.. erm.. "huge, wiggly faux willy"..

Posted: Mar 11th 2011 6:38AM onan said

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@Helghast102 Also, "Simpsons did it", presumably.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2011 7:22AM BananaBoat said

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@Helghast102 - As did Dead Rising, if memory serves.

Since GTA has gone all serious, Saints Row is kind of the only hope left for wacky GTA-esque fun ala Vice City. Whether or not this game can live up to that is another story.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2011 12:12PM TheAngryIntern said

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@Helghast102 Which probably got the idea from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.....the scene where the porn king guy beats the snitch to death with a big black rubber cock.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 9:46PM shinigami2086 said

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@ForeverAndEver
seconded

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 9:56PM superchamois said

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The best game of the year is going to have a huge fake cock in it.

Posted: Mar 11th 2011 12:12AM wcarnation said

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@superchamois I agree, I can't wait for Duke Nukem Forever
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Posted: Mar 11th 2011 7:00AM This Little Man Says His Name Is said

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@wcarnation

Duke is all real.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2011 7:25AM BananaBoat said

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@This Little Man Says His Name Is - Wait... you're saying he come out of his mother with balls made entirely of steel? That happens in nature? I figured the aliens attacked and devastated his balls as a child, and then he was given a steel set to commemorate his adult awesomeness.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2011 2:35PM BananaBoat said

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@BananaBoat - *came
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 9:57PM Prboi said

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I really can't wait. I'm glad they took an extra year developing this. I'm glad I'm not the only one who prefers Saints Row over GTA

Posted: Mar 11th 2011 12:23PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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@Prboi

You have to understand the majority of people probably still prefer GTA over Saints Row. The thing is that a lot of people felt the core GTA IV game went counter to the entire series at that point. I think once a new GTA releases and Rockstar bring back some of the old gta hijinx saints row will probably go back to second fiddle. I was super crazy about GTA IV either but the two expansion / DLC packs were amazing.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2011 1:54PM Prboi said

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@Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell

Well for me, Saints Row helped fill the void that was missing since GTA San Andreas. GTA IV was too serious & they tried to make it too realistic which caused the story to suffer a bit. In Saints Row, I felt there was a good balance between story & fun gameplay that was more appealing to me then GTA IV. I'm sure the next GTA will return to its roots in that it won't be so serious & realistic. Rockstar struck gold with Red Dead Redemption, so I'm sure they can use elements from that to make the next GTA the best it can be in all fields
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 9:57PM CrashTunoku said

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Sex toys in an open world game is an innovative idea.

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 10:28PM philmcfail said

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@CrashTunoku

But not as innovative as you think, its already been done in 2005's San Andreas lol.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 10:39PM PR0F3TA said

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@CrashTunoku

someone sucks at sarcasm
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 9:58PM Dlord said

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I just read that article in GI. I have not played any entries in the Saints Row series, but this looks like it could be a riot.

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 10:03PM Thesushiroll said

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@Dlord
Dude you got to play Saints Row 2, that thing is crazy and creative too the car customization is deep and just plain fun also a butt load of guns.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 10:19PM muckuruxx said

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@Thesushiroll And it gets even better when playing with a friend.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 10:01PM Thesushiroll said

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@kgoo867
try and re-create? am thinking you didnt play saints row 2 where it did that and then some. I love GTA but with 4 it just wasnt as fun and after playing saints row 2 it was hard to ho back into GTA 4.

Posted: Mar 11th 2011 5:37AM Xupmatoih said

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I can't agree with you more; it IS pretty hard to Ho' back!
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 10:07PM PlagueDoctor357 said

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Love it!! Let's hope we get a nice graphics upgrade although it doesn't matter the games are so awesome!

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 10:08PM RastaPanda said

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All this with realistic graphics? OMGWTFBBQSAUCE, I'm in =D

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 10:16PM EDZiLLUH said

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i wish they were real gang names & colors too from different cities around the U.S.

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 10:20PM muckuruxx said

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@EDZiLLUH Nah, that would take away from the silliness.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 10:23PM shatteredminds said

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Are people purposefully forgetting that San Andreas had a purple double-ended love toy and a white vibrating one? I'm not saying that Saints Row are copying or are somehow worse because they weren't first. But I'm shocked how people are acting as if this has never happened before.

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 10:57PM TheDarkWayne said

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@shatteredminds should be noted that the white one was also connected to a chainsaw motor.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 10:32PM TrickyBandit said

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I have been growing more and more tired of sandbox games over the past few years, but damn I can't say that this didn't make my day! GTA is a great game, but for sheer fun, gimme some Saint's Row! I will take that comment back however if GTA 5 lets me fly a UFO around, or even lets me drive a shit rig around to spray it at people....or more hot coffee. That will also make me stick with GTA.

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 10:43PM Riley Freeman said

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Saints Row 2 is way more fun than GTAIV

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 11:13PM Ample Salty said

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So I hear there's no multiplayer at all this time around, not a huge issue but that means no Blinged Out Ride, one of the best multiplayer games i've played (when not being beseiged by trolls who take the car out for a joyride when it should be safe in your garage).

Posted: Mar 10th 2011 11:24PM Brian Griffin said

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@Ample Salty

For the love of God, please tell me you're joking. The only thing missing from Saints Row 2 was free roam multiplayer.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2011 11:52PM TheRepublic said

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I must say that the title of this article was...well...misleading.

Posted: Mar 11th 2011 12:16AM wcarnation said

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My last hope for SR3 is that the PC version is silky smooth and not so 'back door rough' like the last one.

Posted: Mar 11th 2011 12:41AM DokiDokiBawanga said

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Staring CheapyD!

Posted: Mar 11th 2011 1:21AM Miranda Lawson said

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My excitement for this game has gone to a whole notha level.

Posted: Mar 11th 2011 1:30AM SisypheanLife said

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I've loved playing SR2's amazing co-op and have eagerly been waiting for The Third.

Posted: Mar 11th 2011 2:17AM carterk88 said

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I really hope they spent a lot of time making the graphics better on this one. I realize that the colorful and cartoonish style was what the developers wanted but the amount of screen tearing while playing the game was freakin ridiculous. It felt like my eyes were going to rip in half.

Posted: Mar 11th 2011 2:20AM ShadowXIII said

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This just redefined beating the %##k out of someone.

Posted: Mar 11th 2011 2:22AM ShadowXIII said

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@ShadowXIII

Notable mention:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9uoJyyoVyk
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Posted: Mar 11th 2011 7:08AM Milkman4321 said

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Yes San Andreas and Chinatown wars had it 1st all of you trolls, but San Andreas didn't have the physics technology back then to have it move around like some DOA boobs, so as fun as it was, it was just a reskinned, one hit kill bat/sword. Chinatown wars....sadness The remaining silly fun GTA was on a handheld. Now trolls shut up and wait for GTA V! As shall I, but for now I shall wait on my SR: III

Posted: Mar 11th 2011 7:10AM The black suit said

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Go in the showers in the jail on San andreas, and whacking the crap out of people in the face was the most satifying thing ever!

Posted: Mar 11th 2011 8:36AM xreadmore said

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From these posts I take it Saints Row is good? I remember trying it, not sure if it was 1 or 2 but didn't like it. The city was bland and it didn't have an animation for getting in or out of a car you just sort of appear or disappear beside the car. Anyone know what one that was?

I'll have to give it another chance for the "fun" factor. Will totally try part 3 based on excited posts in this thread!

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