Sorry, but that's the closest onomatopoeia we could come up with for the sound of confetti coming out of a giant cannon. What's the occasion? Why, it's the one millionth port of Resident Evil 4
! It's a big honor, and it goes to Biohazard
(Resident Evil): Revival Selection
, a set of high-definition updates of RE 4
and Code Veronica,
that Famitsu says is headed to 360 and PS3. According to Andriasang, the full title may be "Resident Evil Revival Selection HD Remastered Version," and fair warning: If we have to type that out in full every time, we'll never cover this game again.
The updates, which have only been announced for Japan at the moment, will feature RE 4
's bonus Ada Wong scenario, "Separate Ways."
Dirk the Daring was unavailable as of press time to comment on the possibility of these upstarts shattering his record
. That said, if any STARS agents come up missing, we'll make Singe's belly the first spot we check.