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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 10:54AM xreadmore said

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Nohomo?? What do they have against home owners??? RANT RANT RANT!

Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:34AM NaeemTHM said

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@xreadmore

Ah yes...I can already see the next Mass Effect dialog choices:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14055229/dialog.jpg
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 1:44PM refinedsugar said

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@NaeemTHM

Too funny! Nicely done.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 1:50PM Rocketboy said

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@xreadmore It's not gay if it's just two guys helping each other out.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 2:53PM Dizazter said

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@NaeemTHM

Ya know, I was just thinking about what a neglected group the "Straight Male Gamer" is. So few games really cater to that demographic right?
What a joke.

So going by that logic, should all gay people be angry and offended that they've been neglected somehow by all the hetero romances in games?!?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 3:18PM ouijedanse said

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@NaeemTHM

I nearly choked on my lunch laughing. That was awesome.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 5:09PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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@xreadmore

What makes me laugh is that these are the same people playing Gears, Killzone and Halo, for examples, 2 of which are about hot sweaty muscular men journeying together to fight the forces of evil and the other about a man who gets so little of it he requires virtual sex with a holographic image just to stop the urges while taking on the greatest threat to the universe. O_o
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 10:57AM Come on Chang said

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Pause , really is this what people complain about now ? I don't like the script . I rather the homo advances than to look questionable in a JRPG. FInal Fantasy I'm looking at YOU!

Posted: Mar 25th 2011 10:57AM DAmwake said

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Psh any self respecting male plays as a female to experience lesbian digitzed sex anyway.

Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:16AM Cranky Penguin said

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@DAmwake Me and my female Shepard are in 100% agreement with this.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:50AM evilbastard said

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@Cranky Penguin I second this idea. As a male playing a female Shepard, I attempted to sex it up with Amanda, but had better luck with what's her name, the red headed female assistant.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 12:22PM mrantimatter said

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@DAmwake Whats better then one beautiful digital woman? Two beautiful digital women.

that and Female bioware voice acting seems to be better then the male ones.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 12:23PM Cranky Penguin said

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@evilbastard Yea I tried to make the moves on Miranda first but Kelly the redhead was much more receptive.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 1:13PM glamajamma said

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@mrantimatter
Whats better then one beautiful digital woman?

A real woman.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 1:26PM Hunter141072 said

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@DAmwake

that´s right, as a matter of fact i have a big complain against bioware for not allowing threesomes with my female Sheppard, i wanted her to bang every single creature in the universe but there were no choices, what´s going on??? not allowing more alien sex is racist!!!!
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 2:03PM mrantimatter said

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@glamajamma True, but those are much dore difficult to get and more expensive.

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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 4:48PM Kozuu said

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@DAmwake You are so right.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 10:36PM BananaBoat said

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@DAmwake - I'm Commander Shepherd, and lesbianism is my favorite thing to do on the Citadel.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2011 11:48AM Balthier said

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@Cranky Penguin

That's probably because Miranda is straight and can't be romanced by fem!Shep...
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Posted: Mar 27th 2011 3:10AM PN04 said

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@Balthier
Miranda was so frigid you'd need an icepick to get in her pants. Kelly would have sex with EDI if the option were available.
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Posted: Mar 31st 2011 9:32PM Foetoid said

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@PN04

Lol! I just choked on my muesli for that one. Thanks a bunch.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 10:57AM lonecow said

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Gaider should have just responded with, "Your mom's a straight male."

Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:03AM captcarl said

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@lonecow Rate-up for making me literally laugh out loud at work.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:24AM copa said

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@lonecow

I thought Gaider's actual response was better: "the number of people who actually used similar sorts of content in [Dragon Age: Origins] ... are not insignificant"

Translated: We keep putting this content in because you guys are so fabulous and flaming!
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:51AM TheDarkWayne said

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@copa what were we supposed to do? Just let those 20 achievement points for sleeping with zevran go to waste? If I can side with Caesar's Legion over the New California Republic for 50 points, I can damn well sleep with an effeminate elf and then immediately load my last save, proudly!
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:57AM mrantimatter said

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@TheDarkWayne Gay for (achievement) pay?

It's more likely then you'd think.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 4:27PM MrCheeks said

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@mrantimatter
Homo for Cheevo?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 10:57AM mrmojoz said

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I'm picturing the phobe out there scared to death of being turned on by these "unwanted advances". Poor fella.

Posted: Mar 25th 2011 10:59AM Dopple Boppler said

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As a straight 20 something year old male I have to agree that my demographic is hardly ever marketed to in any industry and Bioware games have sold out to the mainstream homosexual agenda. If only there were more dudebro straight-centric games out there that made me feel empowered

Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:00AM edofyingfilms said

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@Dopple Boppler I like you...

...yeshomo.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:16AM captcarl said

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@Dopple Boppler You sir win at satire.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:30AM foxhound said

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@Dopple Boppler
I know, right?
And on that note, when the hell is ARMY OF TWO 3D coming out? I wanna high-five, kick ass, shoot guns, and make lewd comments about everything in three dimensions, damnit. Or at least put it on KINECT so I can chest bump with my fellow MADDEN buddies.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:50AM Mazrael said

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@Dopple Boppler

We all know that hetro's love to teabag in multiplayer... so why are both teams (usually) always men.. ;)
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 1:42PM DenebSwift said

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@Dopple Boppler
For real though, this is a game where nearly all the women are endowed to make barbie look flat. I still feel uncomfortably pandered to like I'm a supersexual moron because of that. Seriously saying hetero-males are not targeted or ignored is just idiotic. (I know you were not serious. I'm hoping the original poster wasn't either...)
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Posted: Mar 26th 2011 1:46AM MacMog said

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@foxhound I hope Army of Two 3D doesn’t come out the same week as Duke Nukem Forever. I don’t know if I can handle a double brogasm.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2011 5:15PM OrangeGamer said

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@Dopple Boppler Dammit Dungeon Man! You have privilege out the ass. There is a DUNGEON inside of you!
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Posted: Mar 28th 2011 11:26PM gamermwm said

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@Mazrael

This topic is staring to stink worse than Lance Bass's house after a hard night of partying with the bros
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:00AM DokiDokiBawanga said

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FemHawk + Merrill best couple ever!

Posted: Mar 25th 2011 5:03PM doc j said

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@DokiDokiBawanga

FemHawke and Isabella wasn't exactly shabby, either.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:00AM The Only Girl said

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Such a rare and exotic necklace!
Is it of Qunari origin?

Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:01AM vivalacherry said

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If the lack of a "I'm insecure about my sexuality" option leads this author to such bold conclusions about Bioware's design philosophy, I think he's ready to be a Fox News pundit.

Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:01AM sinergy said

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@wily8906 not sure if serious o_O

Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:01AM finnith said

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The forumer's thesis is pretty great. First of all, the "No Homosexuality" option makes no sense because this is an RPG, a game where you're supposed to create your character as you play. Not to mention that it wouldn't make it a believable world if characters displayed only one form of sexual orientation.

He even equates "Straight Male Gamers" as being the only group who are fans of Bioware's games, completely ignoring others.

I wouldn't take anything on the Bioware Social Forums seriously though. Check out this link: http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/128/index/4786509/70#4822092.

Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:06AM vivalacherry said

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@finnith Hey he mentioned female gamers too. They just only play The Sims (according to him).
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:18AM finnith said

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The Bioware Social Forums depress me.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:37AM babywolfman said

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@finnith
I mostly agree, except for this line: "Not to mention that it wouldn't make it a believable world if characters displayed only one form of sexual orientation."

I've logged hundreds (thousands?) of hours with games, movies, books, TV shows, etc where none of the characters were homosexual and never once did that alone make me question the authenticity or believability of the world in which the story takes place.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:41AM TheDarkWayne said

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@finnith as soon as I saw that link, I knew exactly what thread it was going to be, and I'm glad I did, because I know my soul could not bear to enter there once more
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 1:46PM Histeria said

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@finnith agreed. The Bioware forums have gone to the dogs.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 4:26PM (Unverified) said

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@babywolfman Totally depends on perspective and your demographic. I myself am a straight white male, so stuff that's catered to me (almost everything!) never really registers unless I'm really thinking about it. If I were gay, it'd be a different perspective.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2011 11:02AM VeeDeeVee said

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This was one of the reasons I stopped playing and sold on my copy of Dragon Age.

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