The screens also reveal SRTT's costume and character customization screens, locales, vehicles and characters. Check 'em out over at GameInformer.com.
Ding-Dong: Saints Row: The Third screens are obscene, filthy fun
by Alexander Sliwinski 
on Mar 29th 2011 6:30PM
56
The screens also reveal SRTT's costume and character customization screens, locales, vehicles and characters. Check 'em out over at GameInformer.com.
Reader Comments (57)
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 6:34PM Dannyboi68 said
cocksmacked!
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 6:34PM Neowyrm said
I don't want to be THAT GUY, but don't you think that screenshot is a little inappropriate for some readers of this site?
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 6:37PM Nirvash Planeteer Power of Capt said
@Neowyrm
I am 12 and what is this?
Reply
I am 12 and what is this?
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 7:21PM CheesecakeJones said
@Neowyrm
I work for a school and there are very few gaming sites that aren't blocked by the district's content filter. Joystiq is one of the few that I can access because they generally avoid putting content like this on the home page.
Maybe next time you guys could put images like this further down in the story so they don't pop up on the main page? Or maybe put it up with a "CENSORED" bar and ask me to click through for the uncensored version.
I'm just afraid that if the tech department sees many more pictures like this, they'll put Joystiq on the blocked list. Then where would I go for my gaming news!?!
Reply
I work for a school and there are very few gaming sites that aren't blocked by the district's content filter. Joystiq is one of the few that I can access because they generally avoid putting content like this on the home page.
Maybe next time you guys could put images like this further down in the story so they don't pop up on the main page? Or maybe put it up with a "CENSORED" bar and ask me to click through for the uncensored version.
I'm just afraid that if the tech department sees many more pictures like this, they'll put Joystiq on the blocked list. Then where would I go for my gaming news!?!
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 7:29PM CheesecakeJones said
@CheesecakeJones
That being said... That is a pretty awesome screenshot.
And dongs are funny.
Reply
That being said... That is a pretty awesome screenshot.
And dongs are funny.
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 7:55PM LaughingTarget said
@CheesecakeJones
A long, black bar that says CENSORED is pretty much telling everyone that a dong is hidden behind it.
Reply
A long, black bar that says CENSORED is pretty much telling everyone that a dong is hidden behind it.
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 8:34PM implodinghippo said
@Nirvash Planeteer Power of Capt Dirty minds see dirty things. when i first saw that thing, i thought japanese sword weapon. Why would i think that? I have no idea.
Reply
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 9:32PM XaiaX said
@Neowyrm
Yeah, this is *way* more offensive than all those screen grabs of people getting murdered or maimed. After all, there's a big purple dong up there, that took me like 30 seconds before I realized it was actually a dong and not just weird motion blur.
But, the point stands, vague reference to penis = offensive. Graphic depiction of decaying, reanimated corpses attempting to murder live humans = OK.
Reply
Yeah, this is *way* more offensive than all those screen grabs of people getting murdered or maimed. After all, there's a big purple dong up there, that took me like 30 seconds before I realized it was actually a dong and not just weird motion blur.
But, the point stands, vague reference to penis = offensive. Graphic depiction of decaying, reanimated corpses attempting to murder live humans = OK.
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 6:35PM Yisrael said
This is gonna be awesome and crazy, cant wait to jump in this game create a character who is a overweight woman with a lumberjack beard wearing a clown outfit then I am gonna run around hitting old ladies with a giant purple dildo.
yep its gonna be DA SH*T!!!!!
yep its gonna be DA SH*T!!!!!
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 6:36PM theWillard said
Aww man, well played Joystiq, but can we get a "CENSORED" bar or something. I'd rather not gate an eyeful of purple rubber cock while I'm on break at work.
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 6:40PM KiraXD said
that guy looks more afraid of the fact that the bat is a giant dil... rather than the fact that hes gonna get beat...
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 6:55PM kentuckyfried said
@KiraXD
I think he's more afraid of those hideous plaid pants.
Reply
I think he's more afraid of those hideous plaid pants.
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 6:45PM Duc748s said
So does this mean Barney is an NPC and she just finished beating Barney to death with one of his "appendages" and moving on to this guy?
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 6:48PM ironneko said
Is this that big a deal? I mean, there was a dildo weapon in San Andreas...
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 7:58PM mezzaninex said
@ironneko
It didn't have a hilt though. Dildo weapons have evolved.
Reply
It didn't have a hilt though. Dildo weapons have evolved.
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 6:49PM The Cole Train said
Gotta do this again for that picture
............................................________
....................................,.-‘”...................``~.,
.............................,.-”...................................“-.,
.........................,/...............................................”:,
.....................,?......................................................\,
.................../...........................................................,}
................./......................................................,:`^`..}
.............../...................................................,:”........./
..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../
............./__.(.....“~-,_..............................,:`........../
.........../(_....”~,_........“~,_....................,:`........_/
..........{.._$;_......”=,_.......“-,_.......,.-~-,},.~”;/....}
...........((.....*~_.......”=-._......“;,,./`..../”............../
...,,,___.\`~,......“~.,....................`.....}............../
............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-”
............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\
.............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__
,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|..............`=~-,
.....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\
...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\
................................`:,,...........................`\..............__
.....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``
........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\
...................................,
............................................________
....................................,.-‘”...................``~.,
.............................,.-”...................................“-.,
.........................,/...............................................”:,
.....................,?......................................................\,
.................../...........................................................,}
................./......................................................,:`^`..}
.............../...................................................,:”........./
..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../
............./__.(.....“~-,_..............................,:`........../
.........../(_....”~,_........“~,_....................,:`........_/
..........{.._$;_......”=,_.......“-,_.......,.-~-,},.~”;/....}
...........((.....*~_.......”=-._......“;,,./`..../”............../
...,,,___.\`~,......“~.,....................`.....}............../
............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-”
............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\
.............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__
,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|..............`=~-,
.....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\
...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\
................................`:,,...........................`\..............__
.....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``
........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\
...................................,
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 7:56PM LaughingTarget said
@The Cole Train
It would be more appropriate to create one that has a tissue in his hand to wipe his face off.
Reply
It would be more appropriate to create one that has a tissue in his hand to wipe his face off.
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 6:52PM berzirk said
This franchise is so well done. I remember playing GTAIV and having it feel like it was a chore to finish, with some incredibly maddening parts and glitches, then playing Saints Row 2 much later and thinking this is how all sandbox games need to play. Very fun game, looking forward to the third installment.
Why is she holding one of the pillars from the cover of Disney's Little Mermaid?
Why is she holding one of the pillars from the cover of Disney's Little Mermaid?
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 7:08PM SMTDante said
My body was not ready.
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 7:10PM Parapraxis said
Somewhere out there a loveable purple dinosaur is very sad =(
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 7:14PM NinjaJesus said
Can't come soon enough...
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 7:18PM Cafecito said
That guy's a dick anyway.
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 7:31PM ChomskyKnows said
how much more can this game rip off Grand Theft Auto? San Andreas already had dildos as weapons. They were even specifically purple. Lame...
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 8:02PM HybridPara said
@ChomskyKnows
But you see, this one is also a bat...
Reply
But you see, this one is also a bat...
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 7:45PM Hong Dong said
No comment could do that picture justice. All I will say is, if this game is as half as fun as SR2, I'm getting it.
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 7:53PM CynicalStrike said
I doubt this game will get a flaccid reception when it penetrates the retail market.
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 7:57PM LaughingTarget said
So, is it gay that the guy in the background got hit in his junk with her junk?
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 8:13PM irotmx said
Ugh, I believe this game is going to be bad, that's why they required to show this photo and start a stupid controversy.
That's why gaming still is not getting serious.
That's why gaming still is not getting serious.
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 8:21PM Shilova said
The kid inside me cannot wait! The adult in me is even MORE excited so he punched the kid inside me in the face! So excited for coops! Did I mention I'm kind of excited?
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 8:39PM Gaddes said
"Do you know why they call me Cock Knocker?"
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 8:53PM SMTDante said
I honestly thought at first glance that was Joanna Dark.
Posted: Mar 30th 2011 12:42PM ShadowXIII said
@SMTDante
?!
(d@mn you...that will stick forever now)
Reply
?!
(d@mn you...that will stick forever now)
Posted: Mar 29th 2011 9:06PM aussieCanuck said
HAHA i love how the screen with the ps3 controls is a naked black man, ps3 is part of the NAACP and the sex industry
Featured Stories
Super Joystiq Podcast 004: 38 Studios meltdown, Gravity Rush, Civilization 5: Gods & Kings, Dragon's Dogma
Posted on May 25th 2012 3:30PM