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Posted: Apr 8th 2011 7:34PM Urethra Alfredo said

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Poopy Bill Smith's Poop Emporium was Dustin Hoffman's finest hour, thank you very much.

Posted: Apr 8th 2011 7:38PM Senor Whopper said

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"Willy Wonka chocolate factory"

Posted: Apr 8th 2011 7:40PM Senor Whopper said

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@Senor Whopper wait need to save my ass from lawsuits, how about "Billy Hatcher Egg Factory"
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Posted: Apr 8th 2011 8:36PM FuriousMailman said

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@Senor Whopper

they need you on the team over at irrational
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Posted: Apr 8th 2011 7:50PM AngryTurds said

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"The Rebecca Black Complex"
No one has ever lived to say what lurks within those halls. Have fun, fun, fun, er fun.

Posted: Apr 8th 2011 7:57PM twelfthdoctor said

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this would be cool ... if my last name (even as uncommon as it is) wasn't already used in the first game for the fish company. :|

Posted: Apr 8th 2011 8:00PM Jack Kevorkian said

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If I somehow won this contest I would be as happy as I can currently imagine. I'd sacrifice a human baby.

Posted: Apr 8th 2011 8:00PM The Cole Train said

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Dr. Johnny Skinz’s Disproportionately Rambunctious Polar Express Machine-head.

I win.

Posted: Apr 8th 2011 8:04PM donnyinitiative said

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I was stoked to hear the audio diary about "little donny" on new years eve in bioshock2

Posted: Apr 8th 2011 8:13PM PR0F3TA said

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they announced this game WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to early. Good thing i still have no idea what the plot is about.

Posted: Apr 8th 2011 10:19PM Mazrael said

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@PR0F3TA
Can't be much different to the first one.. and spinoff... lonely men in diving suits, who wander around with little girls, and protect them while they earn their keep from addicts.. .. .. waaaiit a minute.. O_o
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Posted: Apr 8th 2011 10:54PM BigD145 said

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@PR0F3TA Read Ayn Rand. That should give you the plot....again.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2011 8:22PM DarkNightRJ said

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My first name (Ryan) was already in the first game. lol

Posted: Apr 8th 2011 8:30PM MiceInATank said

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Nice! I entered, though I probaly won't get picked due to my last name (not willing to give out my info, but it's not the most badass last name). Oh well, still a day one buy :).

Posted: Apr 8th 2011 8:52PM The black suit said

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Would suck if your name was Shithead...

Posted: Apr 8th 2011 10:15PM Fullmetal Salchemist said

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This is the perfect opportunity to get "Aloysius Q. Gildebrandt's Monocle Emporium" off the ground.

Posted: Apr 8th 2011 10:29PM Mazrael said

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I'm guessing "J. Fritzl's Storage Solutions" won't make in into the game.,,

I'd want something amusing from my name.. be a water theme.. maybe get an achievement with my name on it

Posted: Apr 8th 2011 11:20PM KyGuyTC7 said

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I too have a weird name that they wouldn't want to implement into the game. but if I won I would be absolutely ecstatic

Posted: Apr 9th 2011 8:31AM The Tim said

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We should all submit Ted Tyson's Toyota Town.

Posted: Apr 9th 2011 9:04AM Anguissette said

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@The Tim
I scanned the comments hoping to see this one. Thanks, Oh Great Tim, for submitting this. I second the nomination.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2011 1:29PM Spc 4 said

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looks like the the site is down. I get a 404.

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