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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 12:34AM Brodo said

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CAKE!

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 12:36AM ChrisCNL said

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@Brodo No sir, it is a lie
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 3:49AM FuriousMailman said

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@Brodo

OH, YOU
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 5:02AM Epsilon said

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@Brodo
The cake is a pie.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 7:28AM DrummingJon said

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@Epsilon Thus, a lie because it's not a cake, it's a pie.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 11:00AM Naru now in 3D said

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@Brodo The Potato Cake is a total effing lie, because most of the people who got the 36 potatoes ALREADY PRE-ORDERED PORTAL 2 and ALREADY OWN MOST VALVE GAMES, so their "prize" of the Complete Valve Pack + Portal 2 actually turns out to be NOTHING! (They dont even get gift passes for it if they already own/pre-ordered it.)

Luckily, I didnt get all 36 potatoes so I dont have to feel like I wasted money buy buying something I could have gotten for free, but still, most of the hardcore valve fans who got all 36 potatoes are really pissed about this "prize" that only rewards people who don't own valve games!

How lame, Valve.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 11:01AM Naru now in 3D said

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@Naru now in 3D

erm, by buying*** silly typo
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 12:34AM Chaous said

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Just waiting on decryption!

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 12:47AM bigdonny said

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@Chaous

when i got to 12% it slowed waayyyyy down and after 15 minutes it at 16%

hopefully it will speed up soon
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 12:52AM Chaous said

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@bigdonny Mine actually crashed around 50% and it seems to have corrupted the installation...I am disappoint if that is so.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 12:35AM AdamSpruijt said

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DECRYPTING too slow, suicide imminent!

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 12:38AM BrianH said

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DECRYPTING

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 12:48AM abelpc said

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Getting P3 version so I can get on my PC too! My 360 will be sad.. LOL cuz I am also getting SOCOM. BALANCE!

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 9:06AM sammo21 said

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@abelpc You were doing good up until the point you said you were getting SOCOM....
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 12:53AM ngSliver said

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decrypting takes it sweet time... ...

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 12:54AM Integral said

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decrypting.... :D

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 12:58AM QuePasa87 said

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My ps3 version from amazon will be waiting for me when I get home from work with my free steam copy :D (and my 360 version from TRU with mk for the $50 gift card)

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:03AM oOWallaceOo said

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If my laptop had been able to run Amnesia, Cogs and The Ball I would have been able to get the Golden Potato. At least I did my part to help the community. Enjoy Portal 2 everyone :D

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:10AM Schlecht said

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Was gonna wait until summer, but $45? Getting it at Best Buy on my way home from my morning class. Too bad I won't be playing it a lot until the Gears beta ends

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:11AM ch3burashka said

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I'm still slightly put off by the sexed-up look. The full-on Aperture Science jumpsuit was awesome the way it was.

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:27AM Khakionion said

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@ch3burashka
Same here, but maybe it's too hot in the lab now...hence the jungle-like vegetation! :)
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 5:56AM (Unverified) said

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@ch3burashka She's not sexed up. She's comfortable. How is a full tank-top with a bra underneath considered sexual?

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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 8:51AM Lerkero said

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@ch3burashka
It is rather questionable, but I consider it more of a sign of a hard boiled Chell. She's been through some stuff, and ain't no sleeves gonna hold her back.

"How is a full tank-top with a bra underneath considered sexual?"

You're on a gaming sight. Any skin beyond the face is sexual.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:12AM Colin said

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ARGHH! I was four potatoes away from the golden potato! I didn't realize what was at stake!

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:13AM kph59 said

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Decrypting is something I did not want to do. So, I guess that I'll just leave it overnight, and maybe I'll be able to play it for 10 minutes before work. Fanfreakingtastic

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:16AM Meghterb1985 said

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Review?

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:18AM Phoenix said

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I think the biggest news here is Valve has released a new game.

On schedule.

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:25AM Khakionion said

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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:24AM Faenix said

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So, people got portal 2 (and valves otehr games free) for the potato thing... and cause people already own them.. tehre bitching.

Why would you bitch about free games, despite owning them? if someone handed me $100+ worth of games, plus there JUST RELEASED game.. and I owned all of them.. i'd think that was pretty damn freaking cool despite that.

Ungrateful bastards today.

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:26AM Khakionion said

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@Faenix
Not to mention the bitching about how Portal 2's *early release* wasn't early enough, by some arbitrary metric. There are a few rather bad apples in the Valve fanbase.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:45AM PointlessPuppies said

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@Khakionion
Better yet, they continue to insist they're right and everyone who disagrees with them is automatically a sheeple Valve fanboy.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 3:33AM TacoHell said

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@Faenix It's that many of them feel entitled, even to free things, or things that Valve did just to promote indie games. Honestly, if I were on their shoes, I'd be ecstatic since I could just give away my extra copies to one of my friends so we could play some co-op. Then again, that's assuming those bitching about it actually have friends.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 4:47AM Flapjackal said

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@Faenix Who's bitching about already owning the games? Read through the comments, didn't see any bitching.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 8:44AM RobT said

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@Flapjackal
not here, on the portal 2 steam forums
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 2:03PM Haggard said

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@Faenix
So this is the danger of companies like Steam giving people exceptional service and value - if it's anything short of constantly amazing; people somehow get it into their head that they're being short-changed.

Meanwhile when you buy a $60 activision game (or more/worse), they convince themselves that it was worth it, and that buying extra content is also worth it.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:28AM Pure Black World Tendency said

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"-The best game of the year - PC Gamer"

They decided this in April? Whose PC Gamer face shall meet my palm?

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 11:05AM zerokku said

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@Pure Black World Tendenc

Having played about 3 hours of it last night...

They're probably right. I dont see much surpassing this anytime this year.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 11:09AM Rikerbot said

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@Pure Black World Tendency

It's Portal 2. I could've told you last year that it would be the best game of 2011 .
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:30AM TheChezDispenser said

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Motherfu--really? Goddamnit, I should've been on top of this.

Don't suppose any of you lucky ****s want to get rid of an extraneous copy of HL2 or L4D...

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 5:54AM umz93 said

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@TheChezDispenser
YES PLEASE :D
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:33AM ItsameMatt03 said

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I thought this was supposed to allow early access to Portal 2 for PC gamers.

I just got back from Walmart with my 360 copy like 2 minutes ago.

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 6:48AM FuriousMailman said

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@ItsameMatt03

Why hello there.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:41AM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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Potato Fools day?

Wrong.

This is PORTAL KOMBAT day!

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:50AM ShadowOp814 said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze
Oh, I see what you did there.

To quote the great Muldoon, http://youtu.be/TO5wryDdEI0
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Posted: Apr 19th 2011 1:42AM MintagedVortex said

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I can't play it yet, because I'm still waiting for a new PC to actually play it on.

Because of this, it seems that I''m in for a long, painful wait. In fact, it's already hurting now...

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 3:03AM LowKeyyyy said

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so if the cake is a lie
the potato is the truth.. since uhm... truth = will set you free = set free = portal 2 = play potato sack.

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 3:36AM Brando Calrissian said

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Damn, wish I woulda got on top of that potato sack deal, golden potato award is quite a get.

Both teefury and shirt.woot have portal shirts today, unfortunately the shirt.woot one sold out in less than two hours.

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 5:32AM iHavePants said

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@Mr Esc is the namesarcasm is my

It makes me wonder if it was a one time deal with Steven Speilberg and JJ Abrams for that "Interactive Teaser" or if Valve are actually collaborating with them to make a full licensed game. Could be interesting, but Gabe, it's not Episode 3.

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 6:40AM ructus said

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I like the female lead there, hot.

Posted: Apr 19th 2011 7:13AM esbeekay said

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So I'm considering picking this up. How is it?

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