Adorable, talking Portal turret plushie probably won't shoot you
by Griffin McElroy 
on Apr 26th 2011 7:14PM
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Reader Comments (37)
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:17PM Antipilor said
Probably? I'm not sure if I can trust my life to probably. I'm not the biggest fan of being a round pale thing full of bullets.
Posted: Apr 27th 2011 12:54AM peter pham said
one word........
COOL :) (but a little creepy)
COOL :) (but a little creepy)
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:20PM peter pham said
cool :) but a little creepy too......
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:20PM Poor Tom said
dawwwwwwwww :3
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:21PM Gibbeynator said
I'm different
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:30PM TRONdll said
@Mr Esc is the namesarcasm is my
I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE
I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:26PM tkdjosh said
TOO.. MUCH.. WANT
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:27PM Marco le Polo said
Yea, that's cuter than most babies.
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:52PM Faceless Troll said
@Mr Esc is the namesarcasm is my Well you probably could eat it, but cotton doesn't taste very good.
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Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:29PM HeriocZebra said
Where can I buy one?
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:29PM (Unverified) said
@kgoo867
what about when the turrent robot says "hello" i like that part in the game.
what about when the turrent robot says "hello" i like that part in the game.
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:37PM Mechazawa Prime said
Gabe needs to get on that turret alarm clock. Set the alarm it says "Goodnight.", alarm goes off it says "Are you still there?, hit snooze it says "I don't blame you.", pick it up it says, "Put me down.", and so on.
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:39PM geniuswithagun said
Are you still there?
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:39PM Kage25 said
@kgoo867 i'm, i'm a bad guy, yea.
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:45PM The1stMJC said
I want a Wheatley
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:46PM (Unverified) said
I'll wait out for the one that fires actual bullets
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:56PM mrmobius said
Awww... cute... It can kill me any time... I don't mind...
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 7:57PM Hi iTs SlayeR said
They need to made a talking Wheatley.
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 8:03PM DBuckEye said
@Mr Esc is the namesarcasm is my
I'm the guy that's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!
I'm the guy that's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 8:29PM edoglost said
DO WANT!
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 9:11PM The Only Girl said
Jesus this should be a exclusive plushie for Build-a-Bear workshop. I usually see little girls and gender-shy boys going in there. But if they included this, I just might see The Hulk in line.
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 10:31PM leemahi said
That's a winner!
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 10:40PM AltairtheAssassinwhokillstuff said
That's not a turret that's a plush. We sell those too.
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 10:59PM mund0x said
I want one :(
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 11:25PM Ashkental said
@Mr Esc is the namesarcasm is my
Lemons? But why? I'm in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEE
Lemons? But why? I'm in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 11:42PM xepherys said
omg want!
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 11:51PM TheDarkWayne said
@TRONdll yeah! yeah! I like this guy! He says what everyone's thinking!
Posted: Apr 26th 2011 11:52PM TheDarkWayne said
@TheDarkWayne http://i.imgur.com/GPJIi.jpg
Posted: Apr 27th 2011 1:19AM Goaliegeek said
I love putting a turret through the de-portal-fy wall. NANANNANANANA
Posted: Apr 27th 2011 5:32AM WillPG1212 said
Would be awesome........... if i still had/wanted plushies -_-
would make a fun gift tho
would make a fun gift tho
Posted: Apr 27th 2011 11:11AM halfportalfortress4dead said
I will take one in table color, please.
Posted: Apr 27th 2011 11:21AM thedon0926 said
this is as cool as the DIY Zelda chest that has the theme music..
Posted: Apr 27th 2011 11:36AM joeypellicone said
DO DO WANT!
Posted: Apr 27th 2011 3:12PM Nguyen said
OMG I WANT
Posted: Apr 27th 2011 2:43PM HSamster said
Want.
