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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 6:46PM koehler83 said

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Gimme gimme gimme

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:00PM Jay Z said

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@koehler83 That's what she said
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:20PM Victoryismine52 said

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@koehler83
This is a Triumph!
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:20PM Victoryismine52 said

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@koehler83
I'm making a note here HUGE success!
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:33PM Funkmaster General said

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@TheFirstLegionnaire

Check out metacritic. If you don't like it, that's fine, but to insist it's everyone else who is wrong is a little ridiculous.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:44PM xenophy said

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@TheFirstLegionnaire

Then were the hell else are supposed to spill our loads? the posts about sony and the psn intrusion? no thank you
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:52PM Victoryismine52 said

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@TheFirstLegionnaire
How about you just go play the game and realize for yourself how amazing it is
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 6:47PM Aerothorn said

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If this DLC is taking any time away from full releases (like, say, Half-Life Ep. 3) I'm against it.

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:03PM Funkmaster General said

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@Aerothorn

I've stopped hoping. As soon as Valve says the word that it's being worked on, I'll hop right back on that train. Until then I'd rather pretend Half Life 3 just does not exist
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:14PM Aerothorn said

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@Funkmaster General

That's probably a good plan.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:52PM Jing2487 said

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@Aerothorn Ive started considering HL Ep3 as the new Duke Nukem Forever. We'll see it in a decade or so.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 6:47PM SnatchTease said

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But does it play Episode 3?

Posted: Apr 28th 2011 12:42AM BadgerDeluxe said

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@SnatchTease Hah, I was just coming on here to say that the DLC is gonna be Episode 3. -MINDBLOW-
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 6:49PM Pocky4Th3Win said

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Which calculates in valve time to end of next year.

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 6:50PM MLC said

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Bet. I haven't bought the game yet. I plan on getting it this weekend.

It's gonna be $35 @ Kmart.

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 6:51PM camronm21 said

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More single player stuff! Although I have no idea what they could add.

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 6:56PM My Prerogative said

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@camronm21 They could add another puzzle.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:17PM DarkNightRJ said

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@My Prerogative
I was disappointed that the game ended so fast. I wanted more test chambers.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:19PM Special Agent Steve said

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@My Prerogative
Or make GLADOS force you back in.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:29PM camronm21 said

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@camronm21

OR MAYBE you could just wake up in a Relaxation Vault, because it was all a dream, man. And you have to start all over again.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 6:51PM mrmobius said

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More Gabe Johnson voiced cartoon videos please.

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:20PM DarkNightRJ said

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@mrmobius Gabe? Isn't it Cave?
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:25PM Cleaver said

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@mrmobius Agreed. Do want.

It's Cave Johnson, though.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 8:00PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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@mrmobius

"My lab boys here are telling me the game's over, and that more puzzles wouldn't make sense. Well, did bouncing blue diet gel make sense? Of course it didn't, but we did it anyway! Science isn't about sense, it's about progress! Now you get back in that chamber and you make it happen! Although we are going to need a small contribution. Apparently some whiny test subjects started some kind of lawsuit, something about spontaneous gelatinization. So, make those checks out to cash. Let's do some science!"
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 8:09PM mrmobius said

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@mrmobius

For some reason Google tried to correct it from Cave to Gabe, so I assumed I'd heard wrong and it was Gabe. Now Google confirms Cave. Stupid GlaDos messing with Google again!
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 6:52PM oOWallaceOo said

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*Waits for Joystiq post on a class action lawsuit against Valve for not finishing the game*

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 6:57PM aray48 said

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I hope I can beat the coop campaign before summer

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:02PM Jawmuncher said

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@aray48

I hope I can play it before Summer

Damn PSN
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:01PM PornOfBabylon said

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Personally I was disappointed with the Single Player Campaign. Don't get me wrong, I loved every second of it.. It was just over way to soon. :-/

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:01PM Jawmuncher said

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DIscussion Time

Half-Life 3 or Half-Life 2 Episode 3

What do you think it'll be called


(My money is on Half-Life 3, Half - Life 2 Episode 3 after this amount of time just doesn't feel right as a title)

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:05PM Funkmaster General said

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@Jawmuncher

I'm fairly certain that they will ditch the "episode." Plus, if they were only to release a three hour episode after this long people would riot.

...I would riot.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:05PM The Aquacharger said

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@Jawmuncher
It'll be Ep 3 but it'll more then likely be the new engine Valve ismaking as the Source Engine's old and pretty outdated.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:32PM Banksyliveraa said

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@Jawmuncher

Half Life 3 would have to be a full 15-20 hour game
Episode 3 would be 3-6 hours like the other episodes.

So yeah I'm hoping for HL3.
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Posted: May 3rd 2011 11:01PM DrMacTavish said

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I hope they release that Left 4 Dead 2 DLC first. They mentioned they wouldn't release it until after Portal 2 came out.

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:16PM DarkNightRJ said

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It's not gonna be more bot items is it...? lol

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 8:26PM RuleBook said

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It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:22PM Danthaman said

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@Monkeyzamm I want to play the PC version; I bouth the PS3 copy but can't hook Steam to PSN for you-know-why. I would really prefer playing on PC first (i just got back from a trip, so I haven't been waiting till recently). Hopefully patience will reward me.

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:26PM HardBoiled2009 said

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I Can Has Pony ?

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:28PM Mystictrust said

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@kgoo867: Ok, since apparently I am not a "real Valve fan" (don't own
PC or PS3 version, wouldn't understand if they skipped DLC for this),
I would really enjoy some good, beefy DLC. You know, a bunch of good
co-op maps, challenges/advanced chambers like in Still Alive, etc.

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:31PM Banksyliveraa said

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And hopefully it's free for PC otherwise I won't buy it. Not after paying £30 for a 6 hour game. A good 6 hours but since the co-op isn't as good as TF2 or L4D I probably won't be adding much to that clock.

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 8:58PM Entegy said

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@Banksyliveraa Valve has never charged for a single piece of DLC on PC.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:55PM Entegy said

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@Banksyliveraa Valve has never charged for any DLC on PC.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 8:02PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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@Entegy

Although their recent multi-platform stance may have changed their preferential treatment.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 8:34PM shaggyc said

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@The Blank Mage Returns

I would doubt it as I believe Gabe has said DLC should be free... but then again, he did change his mind about ps3. I'd buy it if they sell it though, I just hope if it has a price tag buying ps3 or steam nets you dlc for both copies.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 7:42PM Special Agent Steve said

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@kgoo867
Kind of agree.

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 8:05PM nomura808 said

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map editor would be a nice addition

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 8:29PM RuleBook said

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You might want to be discreet about insulting GLaDOS. Even in her potato form, she could still flood a room with deadly neurotoxins.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2011 8:30PM (Unverified) said

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I'm not trying to be a dick here. But didn't the Joystiq review on Portal 2 state that the game had made them completely satisfied without the wonder of what else could be yet they are on pins and needles. Just super sayan.

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 8:59PM Dralzz said

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DLC would be cool, but... where's the map editor?

Posted: Apr 27th 2011 9:31PM Mystictrust said

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I actually would like it if they included that "nausea-inducing" gel that lets you walk across walls. They could call it the Nausea Pack or something, so people who get sick easily could stay away :)

I am all for the chance to be disoriented on a whole new level.

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