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Posted: May 12th 2011 9:38AM (Unverified) said

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It wasn't exactly light-hearted before!

Posted: May 12th 2011 9:42AM Thelounge said

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Can't wait for this friggin game!!! My favorite series from ps2 days. The only game I have bought every single version of on release date. Been waiting for a ps3 version for years...

Posted: May 12th 2011 9:59AM HedonisticKai said

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NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART!:

ON THE DAY HE WAS BORN! HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE!!!

Posted: May 12th 2011 10:06AM jamiepgs said

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As long as it doesn't make the game as bad as the first film, I'm all for it.

Posted: May 12th 2011 10:21AM saturn118 said

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@jamiepgs It wasn't that bad. To me it felt like watching a Bourne movie with a bald guy, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
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Posted: May 12th 2011 10:06AM blueskyv201 said

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Man, I'm so easy.
A 15-second teaser and a media blurb about the game-tech and I'm squealing like a Japanese schoolgirl.

Posted: May 12th 2011 11:00AM DokiDokiBawanga said

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@blueskyv201 me too, mate...me too. There is nothing more fulfilling as perfectly executed assassination or goofy executed assassination .
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Posted: May 12th 2011 10:14AM Banksyliveraa said

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Hollywood Motion Capture artists. So there are going to be character models with Kurtwood Smith's forehead or Reese Witherspoon's chin?

Posted: May 12th 2011 10:25AM The Pork said

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I just hope to hell they don't mocap Carradine's ass into the game.

*automatic upvotes to anyone who gets that reference.

Posted: May 12th 2011 10:52AM Urethra Alfredo said

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@The Pork

Whatever, he was banging super-hot Debra Morgan.


But in any case, Keith Carradine has a pretty bad-ass voice (his psycho-killer turn in Criminal Minds was pretty rad), so this should be cool.

I've never really played any of the Hitman games, but I'm certainly willing to give this a shot.
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Posted: May 12th 2011 10:51AM ARRoobs said

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So, Thomason is simply a recast for Diana...

In fact, I'm starting to get concerned about the whole thing. Be more like the films? Ugh. Hitman is not about the story. Agent 47 is not supposed to have emotions. These people are not bloody filmmakers; focus on the damn gameplay!

And if they dare replace David Bateson, I'm kissing this series goodbye. I really, really hope I'm wrong on this one.

Posted: May 12th 2011 11:09AM PlagueDoctor357 said

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Ahh that movie was terrible too. I know alot of people liked it but cmon with these cheesy subway knife fights and stuff. Holy fromage. Timothy olyphant? Sheesh.

Posted: May 12th 2011 11:13AM Funkmaster General said

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@PlagueDoctor357

I thought it was abysmal. The games, however, are part of one of my favorite series.
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Posted: May 12th 2011 6:02PM BoBsS said

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@PlagueDoctor357

The only notable good parts of the movie I remember was the Audi S5 (which back then was very new) and Olga Kury...lenko?... something something .... that hot russian chick from Quantum of Solace.... :)
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Posted: May 12th 2011 11:30AM (Unverified) said

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No David Bateson = No buy

Posted: May 12th 2011 12:35PM Mr White said

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"his most dangerous contract to date."?,Can't really see how it can get anymore dangerous than entering the white house and killing the vice-president.

Posted: May 12th 2011 1:05PM SamE said

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@Mr White

His next target............. Osama Bin Scratchy

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/itchy-scratchy/is_88h.jpg
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Posted: May 12th 2011 12:47PM LinkRazr said

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I just laughed remembering the last person I shot in the last Hitman, was a guy in a wheelchair.

Haha.

Posted: May 12th 2011 1:33PM RudyHuxtable said

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Just please not Timothy Olyphant.

Let me stay on Justified (which, by the way, is a fantastic show!)!

Posted: May 14th 2011 9:15AM jcm618 said

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@RudyHuxtable

I thought Olyphant did a good job with the character....it's too bad that the story was pure garbage. And justified has turned out to be the Man soap opera I've been craving since Sopranos ended and Brotherhood was prematurely concluded by Showtime.....I hate them, except they do have Dexter...so I only hate them a smidge.
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