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Posted: May 16th 2011 8:57AM SgtDookie said

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The caption is awesome.

Posted: May 16th 2011 9:52AM Xsingular said

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@SgtDookie
as long as we are on the topic of Mass Effect Romance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ze_R3TevE
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Posted: May 16th 2011 10:34AM Shiz said

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@Xsingular

-1 .... Dear god they made that really nasty xD

Hmm, did they bump the release date just to add this?
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Posted: May 16th 2011 10:35AM Dehnus said

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@SgtDookie Indeed, thanks to horny old gamers everywhere, Shepherd turned into the greatest Slut in the Universe. So it is a pretty given that the moment the option arrives Shepherd will be romanced :).
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Posted: May 16th 2011 11:23AM Xsingular said

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Posted: May 16th 2011 4:00PM Special Agent Steve said

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@SgtDookie
Will there be an option for some bromance?
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Posted: May 16th 2011 8:59AM PrimetimePragz said

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FABULOUS!

Posted: May 16th 2011 10:13AM Danthaman said

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@PrimetimePragz

Yay, stereotypes!
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Posted: May 16th 2011 10:21AM Once known as Shadsy said

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@PrimetimePragz Sass Effect.
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Posted: May 16th 2011 10:29AM Obienator said

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Uh Oh, here comes Fox news!
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Posted: May 16th 2011 10:35AM jtsuth said

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@Once known as Shadsy

You mean Ass Effect. Hahaha. Oh me...
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Posted: May 16th 2011 10:36AM CynicalStrike said

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@PrimetimePragz

"Commander Shepard, I'd like to introduce your new helmsman..."

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff504/spotter_300/SULU.jpg
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Posted: May 16th 2011 10:44AM Hunter141072 said

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@PrimetimePragz

Not fair, i wanted my female sheppard to be bisexual since the first one, and i wasn´t allowed to do so!!!!!!
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Posted: May 16th 2011 12:15PM Cranky Penguin said

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@Hunter141072 [SPOILER]


In ME2 as a female Shep, you could get it on with Kelly after the endgame.
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Posted: May 16th 2011 1:42PM MercShame said

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@CynicalStrike lol yes!
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Posted: May 16th 2011 9:00AM Cap Morgan said

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Grunt is pretty sexy

Posted: May 16th 2011 9:54AM PreGHz said

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@Cap Morgan

Especially when he's Grunt-ing on top of Shepard.

Ba-zing!
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Posted: May 16th 2011 10:26AM Bumper said

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@PreGHz

-ga


/fixed
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Posted: May 16th 2011 10:30AM Ignatius said

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@Cap Morgan

Garrus. 'nuff said.
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Posted: May 16th 2011 11:26AM Xsingular said

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Posted: May 16th 2011 12:28PM TheDarkWayne said

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@Cap Morgan No way man, Grunt's like my own little boy. I just want to go play ball with him in the back yard and tell him how proud I am of him.
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Posted: May 16th 2011 9:02AM Timjoy said

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Hmm maybe well at least they didn't add multiplayer.....

Posted: May 16th 2011 9:12AM Frozen Radiator said

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@Timjoy

You make it sound like they won't.
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Posted: May 16th 2011 9:41AM The Tim said

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@Timjoy

No they just added teabagging
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Posted: May 16th 2011 9:52AM Credge said

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@Timjoy

The term multiplayer also entails coop.

Are you saying you wouldn't want Mass Effect to be playable coop?
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Posted: May 16th 2011 10:09AM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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@Timjoy

I don't really understand this complaint. If they did, would EA somehow force you to play it? Does it somehow ruin the narrative? No. So why bitch about it?
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Posted: May 16th 2011 10:31AM ShadowXIII said

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@Vegeta has a ps3

The more resources used for unwanted options such as multiplayer, take away from the core game itself. Things that would have been added into a single player campaign, won't make it due to changes like this, or things shoehorned in to satisfy the 2nd player present.

If people want multiplayer so damn bad, then make a spinoff specifically for the multiplayer junkies out there. Not tack it into the core game itself...I would much rather them just finish the series first.
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Posted: May 16th 2011 1:23PM SquallRinoa89 said

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@ShadowXIII

Agree'd. I rather them finish the storyline to the series than have the game ruined by its Multiplayer part.
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Posted: May 16th 2011 1:54PM Da Largest said

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@Timjoy

"The more resources used for unwanted options such as multiplayer, take away from the core game itself. Things that would have been added into a single player campaign, won't make it due to changes like this, or things shoehorned in to satisfy the 2nd player present."

If a developer is contemplating a multiplayer element or something, they'll factor in things like new potential revenue that would result from such an endeavor, the necessary number of people needed to work on it, etc. to the point where the inclusion of multiplayer almost always means that a dev has to build a stand-alone 'team' of sorts, seperate (not taken from) from the team working on the campaign. It's not as two dimensional a process as you and people who share your argument like to act.

Man, if only Uncharted 2, Bioshock 2, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, Grand Theft Auto IV, Dead Space 2, Red Dead, wait, you know where I'm going with this. Why do I hear this argument every time without fail, despite the fact that there are several examples from this generation that show that a capable dev can put out a satisfying single player element that is NOT compromised by the inclusion of a multiplayer element?
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Posted: May 16th 2011 3:29PM D4rk 0p3rative said

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@ShadowXIII

True, but let's show a little faith in Bioware and EA. Multiplayer didn't take away the greatness of Uncharted 2 or Red Dead Redemption. Personally, I'm down for anything that gives me an excuse to play Mass Effect.
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Posted: May 16th 2011 9:03AM nhaydon said

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I wonder if we have the option to let Shepard drink bud light lime too?

Posted: May 16th 2011 10:06AM Joeybeast said

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@nhaydon

Shepard is not that gay.
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Posted: May 16th 2011 10:20AM Arsenic13 said

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@Joeybeast He is now ;)
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Posted: May 16th 2011 10:27AM Agies said

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@nhaydon are you saying that Stanley McChrystal is gay?
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Posted: May 16th 2011 9:04AM acefondu said

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Too bad the first game didn't have this option...I would have gladly taken one of the guys over ugly blue "Spock ripoff" chick, or the super freaky religious chick.

Posted: May 16th 2011 9:04AM Rollins said

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"...Shepard became even harder..."

YEAH HE DID

(I'm sorry)

Posted: May 16th 2011 9:04AM Jon Anderson said

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Definitely a step in the right direction. Kudos to BioWare.

Posted: May 19th 2011 7:39PM Fermie Prime said

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@Jon Anderson
This is sick. There, I said it. I think man on man sex is sick and perverse. Thats my opinion on the matter. If you agree, grow a pair and speak up. If not, thats cool too. Give it up for the 1st Amendment.

incoming troll / homophobe remarks in 3.. 2.. 1....
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Posted: May 19th 2011 7:52PM Jon Anderson said

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@Fermie Prime

You're a bigot. A hateful person. The first amendment grants you all the liberty you want to be a close-minded little douchebag. Though it is curious that your rage is isolated to male homosexuals.

You're also pathetically trying to create a false dichotomy - either people stand up and be bigots like you, or they're afraid to hop on the bigot-town express with you. Crawl back into your hole and go play some Left Behind games or something.
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Posted: May 19th 2011 8:13PM Fermie Prime said

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@Jon Anderson
"big-ot (noun) -a person who is utterly intolerant of ANY differing creed, belief, or opinion."
On this topic, yeah, guess thats me. But wait, by definition aren't you a bigot too? Aren't you 1000% intolerant of my viewpoint? See, you and I are the same. We're both bigots, just on opposite ends of the spectrum. But I won't belittle you for it. You're cool with me. There's a whole lot of people out there who are part of the club too, and don't even know it.
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Posted: May 22nd 2011 2:28PM Blackbird said

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@Fermie Prime

Oh please. You're very naive, possibly too young to understand how the world works. You are NOT on opposite sides of the spectrum. You are hating a whole group of individuals for their sexual orientation, not even the whole group, only the males. So your solution is to call people that disagree with you "bigots" as well?

No, that's not how it works. You are hating on something that people can't (and in most cases don't want to) change about themselves. We are hating not on you, but your close minded opinion and intolerance, which CAN change. The sad part is, you know that your opinion is bigoted, and even mentioned it in your first comment, but still chose to comment anyway. What an attention seeking troll you are.
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Posted: May 16th 2011 9:07AM FinalOutrage said

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Are we going to get a toggle option this time? I was tired of Anders hitting on me every two missions in Dragon Age II.

Posted: May 16th 2011 9:14AM Cap Morgan said

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@FinalOutrage
Yeah, it's called play as a chick. Then you can have sex with everyone without fearing to loose your man card
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Posted: May 16th 2011 9:35AM Slight of Ham said

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@Cap Morgan...Man Card? Where is that pre-order bonus at?
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Posted: May 16th 2011 9:45AM baby sea tuna said

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@FinalOutrage

I don't know why you got downvoted. I'm sure you weren't being homophobic, Anders was just incredibly pushy and it got old fast. Isabella was the same way, but unlike Anders, she wasn't so danged serious that any overtly flirtatious remarks she made couldn't be laughed off.

Also, tits.
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Posted: May 16th 2011 12:05PM aughscreennames said

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Thats what Im wondering, to keep the conversation options consistent there should be a choice when you start the game. I dont want to accidentally choose one of those vague descriptions of what sheapard will say and then switch on gay romance mode which will end up ruining the relationship between those characters, or be limited in what I can say because the game is only letting me choose between 2 romance options and one neutral.

If theres no toggle then I really dont see this working.
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Posted: May 16th 2011 12:49PM BananaBoat said

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@FinalOutrage - If it works anything like previous Mass Effects, you'll have to talk to the character constantly to get the romantic options. In other words, if you don't want to bone someone, just don't talk to them that often. Kind of like real life.
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Posted: May 16th 2011 12:51PM OnToGloryReturns said

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@aughscreennames

The overtures in ME1 and 2 were pretty subtle and were something you really had to elicit - and if you didn't pursue a particular character it didn't ruin the relationship. I wouldn't expect ME3 to be any different in that sense.
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Posted: May 16th 2011 1:10PM Ospov said

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@FinalOutrage

Yeah if there's a character as annoying as Anders in ME3, I'm letting the reapers have their way with him.
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Posted: May 22nd 2011 7:08AM ShivanSwordsman said

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@Ospov

I was under the assumption that DA2 characters weren't actually characters, but walking, talking sex dolls. DA:O had characters. DA2 had a harem thing going the likes you'd expect to only come out of Japan.
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