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Posted: May 18th 2011 6:35PM TehPeanut said

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Madness. I think this game would have done great as an XBLA/PSN title. I'm actually one of the insane people who paid full price for the damn thing.

Posted: May 18th 2011 7:17PM eNriqeu said

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Posted: May 18th 2011 6:36PM andrewpoe said

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I like the Kill Bill colors.

Posted: May 18th 2011 6:43PM mywhitenoise said

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@andrewpoe
You mean Bruce Lee colors? Though that is definitely The Brides pose, and background from the Kill Bill poster.
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Posted: May 18th 2011 7:54PM Ruinkind said

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Similarly, the Warriors colors are totally my bag, baby.
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Posted: May 18th 2011 6:37PM dooms33ker said

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This could have been a great spinoff of Conker's Bad fur day, instead the kill bill imagery is wasted on half baked game.

Posted: May 18th 2011 7:18PM eNriqeu said

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@dooms33ker
Half baked?
Man, you're giving it too much credit.
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Posted: May 19th 2011 1:58AM Red Runner said

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@eNriqeu

I think you dudes are giving Kill Bill too much credit. It wasn't THAT great in retrospect.
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Posted: May 19th 2011 8:39AM JasonA said

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@Red Runner

It was even better in retrospect watching it now - I actually think Tarantino is UNDERRATED and will be looked back on in 20 years as a master filmmaker.
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Posted: May 19th 2011 3:13PM (Unverified) said

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@JasonA

Tarantino is an exploitative schlock producer/director, and his films are already way overrated. He's a one note pony who only makes revenge fantasies and torture porn.

Just my two cents.

*expects flames incoming in 3, 2, ...*
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Posted: May 19th 2011 3:31PM eat it said

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reservoir dogs, pulp fiction, inglorious basterds, kill bill are all four are very different types of movies that are very good.

he wrote natural born killers too, which is very good. but oliver stone made that his own.
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Posted: May 20th 2011 1:52PM (Unverified) said

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@Red Runner
AGREED the Kill Bill movies might be the most OVERRATED single movie or franchise of all time!!! here are my reasons, im not just blowin smoke: the violence is so over the top it looks fake and stupid, terrible (and I mean terrible) acting from top to bottom, Uma is a horrible martial artist wannabe (all her moves and technique are insanely sloppy), Uma is also hideoulsy ugly (could have and should have chosen a chick that wasnt beatin by the ugly tree), the story is completely cheezy (to the point of being stupid, i think a 4 yr old wrote it), the concept of 1 vs 5,000 got old and retired with the Matrix movies ( which after the 1st were also terrible!), not to mention horrible sound quality! (sound effects and even the music sound like they were recorded in someones basement instead of a studio).....bottom line is all the kill bills suck, and any REAL fan of kung-fu or martial artist movies would be ashamed to call themselves fans of what can only be desribes as nonsense or embarrassing. Makes me sad these r considered good by anyone :(
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Posted: May 18th 2011 6:37PM XRZ36 said

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This game does kind of interest me, might check this out. Maybe.

Didn't it have online multiplayer, though? Where's the Xbox Live logo?

Posted: May 18th 2011 6:42PM Epoque said

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@XRZ36 I thought they stopped with the LIVE logo on the cover with the new insert design. Neither Halo: Reach or Fable III have it.
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Posted: May 18th 2011 6:47PM XRZ36 said

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@Epoque Oh yeah, true. Thanks!

I haven't bought a new 360 game since Reach, anyhow, been catching up.
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Posted: May 19th 2011 3:15PM (Unverified) said

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@XRZ36

Don't do it. I got way excited for this game, and I'm so glad I didn't pre-order like I first considered doing. It's fun, for the first three maps. Then you have to repeat those maps, over, and over, and over, and over, and over, ad infinitum. It gets boring fast.
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Posted: May 18th 2011 6:38PM Once known as Shadsy said

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Awesome! Now I can continue to not buy Naughty Bear.

Posted: May 18th 2011 6:39PM A Homemade Taco said

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funny.

Posted: May 18th 2011 6:40PM MarkHawk said

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More like... God Awful edition.

YEEEEEAAAAAAH!

Posted: May 18th 2011 7:03PM PR0F3TA said

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@MarkHawk

eh

4/10
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Posted: May 18th 2011 7:22PM oOWallaceOo said

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@MarkHawk

I couldn't... Bear to play this game
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Posted: May 18th 2011 9:06PM MarkHawk said

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@MarkHawk Whatever they stuffed into it I'm sure it's unbearable
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Posted: May 18th 2011 10:31PM Special Agent Bob said

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Dear God its either i been playing too much persona 4 recently or some of these pun are beary bad....Dammit it's like a virus.
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Posted: May 18th 2011 6:42PM KevinWI said

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Does the Gold Edition fix the god awful control scheme for this game?

I was really excited for this one, looked like a fun title, but the controls just made it feel like the game was playing me.

Posted: May 18th 2011 6:47PM Alexisonfire said

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I'm just gonna leave this here, because its basically the only thing I think of when I hear "Naughty Bear".

http://www.gamepro.com/video/originalseries/155783/welcome-back-psn/

Posted: May 18th 2011 6:56PM The Joy of Painting w Bob Ross said

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Wrap a turd in gold and it's still a turd.

Posted: May 18th 2011 6:57PM FriedConsole said

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The idea of something that looks kiddie but is violent bloody is a joke worn out by Adult Swim. Did they not think the joke would get old by level 2?

Posted: May 18th 2011 7:44PM Vexorg said

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@FriedConsole Nah, Fairytale Fights came out before it and expended what few drops of novelty the concept might have had on another mediocre game.
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Posted: May 18th 2011 8:35PM XRZ36 said

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@FriedConsole Just like Mortal Kombat eh
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Posted: May 18th 2011 7:01PM Prboi said

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Ummmmm ok?...

Posted: May 18th 2011 7:02PM PR0F3TA said

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at least they know they could not get away with a GOTY title and EVERY game has a GOTY title from some random publication/web site/blog.

Posted: May 18th 2011 7:04PM BrianReal said

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Hey now, I don't like how you're tossing around the term "Mediocre" there. The creators of mediocre games like Bionic Commando (not rearmed) and The Shoot would resent the negative comparison.

Posted: May 18th 2011 7:09PM BlueRajasmyk said

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I played this game for an hour and I still don't know what the hell you're supposed to do. I just ran around killing stuff, which got really boring really fast. They gave some semblence of clues hinting that you get more points for sneaking up or setting traps on the bears, but the bears can see you through walls, and the environment gives no clues whatsoever as to how or where to do this.

Posted: May 18th 2011 7:10PM Mika101 said

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I'll wait til it's $10 um... maybe $5.

Posted: May 18th 2011 7:13PM Bryan T said

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When I first heard about the game I thought it would be one of the best games ever. Then it got mediocre reviews and I thought, "wow, people don't know what they're talking about." Then I rented the game. It is terrible.

I'd buy it for $9.99 or lower, but anything over that is unbearable.

Posted: May 18th 2011 7:35PM Comet 20 said

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@Bryan T

"unbearable"

I see what you did there.
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Posted: May 18th 2011 7:33PM bones8677 said

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Y'know, I bet we're gonna find out some time in the near future that 505 Games is a front for the mafia.

Posted: May 18th 2011 7:49PM mtora83 said

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I wonder what Teddy from Persona 4 has to say about this...

Posted: May 18th 2011 7:50PM ChaosBladez said

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It would have been so funny to call this the Game of the Year version.

Posted: May 18th 2011 8:07PM TheBatman4141 said

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Available at all clearance sales on May 24!!!

Posted: May 18th 2011 8:14PM Jawmuncher said

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This is why Wet 2 was cancelled.
So we could get this awesome package of gaming.

/sarcasm

Posted: May 18th 2011 9:04PM darkinchworm said

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Thanks for giving me the original incarnation of this game for free, Joystiq. I'll be honest, I've not even touched it yet. Don't know when the hell I will. The small figure is pretty cool though.

Posted: May 18th 2011 9:43PM Cafecito said

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This game certainly goes for the "Great Idea - Awful Execution" award.

Posted: May 18th 2011 10:40PM DrDrew Pinsky said

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@Cafecito The idea was pretty terrible too.
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Posted: May 19th 2011 2:45AM Cafecito said

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@DrDrew Pinsky I think the idea was pretty good. Cutesy characters, dark humor, fluffy gore. Fun in a Conker's bad fur day kinda way. But game didn't come even close to delivering.
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Posted: May 18th 2011 9:46PM DigitalEmporer said

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Meh.

Posted: May 18th 2011 11:14PM Ospov said

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There was actually a kid that came into the GameStop I work at asking for this game. There has to be something wrong with him...

Posted: May 19th 2011 12:33AM TCJJ said

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It's a shame, because it had so much potential, but they stuffed it up.

Posted: May 19th 2011 12:36AM KungFuChaosNinja said

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I wasted my money on this trash. The game had awful controls and character movement, a crappy camera that was too far back and got all spazzy when you entered a house, and it was all so damn repetitive.

Posted: May 19th 2011 3:42AM radioactivez0r said

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I didn't mind the controls or the camera, but it seemed like after finishing the first level, every level thereafter was literally the exact same thing, except with new types of enemy bears. I mean, the environment didn't change at all. So after playing the first level, there really wasn't much left to do. Super disappointing.

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