A black splash screen opens the video with the dubious statement, "Private presentation of 'Project Cafe' by a video games editor," before approximately 40 seconds of similarly dubious slides are shown just feet above what is alleged to be a running "Project Cafe" unit. The slides depict some things you might expect, as well as some things that we very much doubt would leak. Seeing the rumored giant screen-equipped controller in action with an unidentifiable game, for instance, is especially hard to believe. More believable is the bland presentation of the console's dimensions, as well as specs for the aforementioned controller, though the clip taken in entirety is very hard to trust.
Take a look after the break and decide for yourself, then vote in our poll!
|OMG CONFIRMED!!!1!1!ONE!!||738 (25.1%)|
|Pretty elaborate for a scam, but I don't know ...||1344 (45.7%)|
|I wish you'd stop making up lies, Joystiq.||859 (29.2%)|