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Posted: May 24th 2011 2:33PM Uberdave said

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I agree with snake. You should never be too rough on your box.

Posted: May 24th 2011 3:18PM Stabby McStabs said

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@Uberdave
1. Make a hole in the box.
2. Put your junk in the box.
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Posted: May 24th 2011 3:27PM MSKiller aka Sony4life said

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@Stabby McStabs


But all the boxes I know already have holes, except for that prude refrigerator box, and I'd need very powerful beer goggles to go near
that thing!
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Posted: May 24th 2011 2:36PM Koya said

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Ooooh sheesh! this boy gone done and made a funny video man! keep it up mah brotha

Posted: May 24th 2011 2:42PM Misanthropic Gamer said

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A lot of the voice acting is actually pretty good - it's the writing that's terrible.

Posted: May 24th 2011 2:57PM Maddux said

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@Misanthropic Gamer

While I agree that the writing is the worst part, I think "pretty good" is pretty generous.
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Posted: May 24th 2011 3:48PM xxxsam said

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@Misanthropic Gamer
I don't think the acting is actually good in most cases but yes the writing is worse.

(And btw - including at least a few that are supposed to be silly is a bit unfair.)

In some cases the original writing might have even been okay before it got translated; a few sound like they were too-literally translated.

I agree the problem kind of boils down to the way voice recording is done. In an ideal world they would get all the voice actors into the same studio at the same time with a voice director who has some actual power to make decisions. While they're recording, if an actor notices that a line sucks, no problem - s/he tells the director, they agree to change it, as long as it's the same length it can be fixed.

As I understand it, what actually happens is they're all recorded in different places at different times (that kills a lot of the naturalness already, unless the actors are very very good and it's edited very very carefully). And because they have to respond, you can't change your lines, because that would affect the lines already recorded by some other actor last week. And if the voice director wants to change the crappy script they can't because it would have had to be agreed six months ago and probably by somebody in Japan (who by the way doesn't know English properly which is why they signed off the first one).

You can look at this two ways; one is that there's a good excuse for shitty game voice-acting, and the other is that the industry should sort out their processes to enable voice acting to not suck. (Which to be fair would be hard to achieve.)
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Posted: May 24th 2011 4:25PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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@Maddux

I'll have to say calling it "pretty generous" is a pretty good term for it
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Posted: May 27th 2011 4:30AM mcnichoj said

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@xxxsam
"In an ideal world they would get all the voice actors into the same studio at the same time"
From my understanding this is how Japanese anime is done although this creates a lot of problems in itself. A huge group of people have to get their schedules all matched which shouldn't be a problem for having a job anyway but this will sometimes limit high profile VAs because they have packed schedules and have no time to record at the same time as everyone else for whatever show is coming out the next season.
I also hear they get terrible pay.
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Posted: May 24th 2011 2:43PM Drew327 said

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Great stuff- more games in this batch that I've actually played as well : )

Posted: May 24th 2011 2:49PM FinalFantasyXIIIsucks said

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I have Chaos Wars and the voice acting is really, really, really, really, really, really, really, awesomely, terribly, god-forsakenly, master-of-unlockingly bad. I have never played a game with dialog and voice acting as horrid as that game. It's almost legendary.

Posted: May 24th 2011 6:10PM Camilomf said

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And it's not just FFXIII that u hate apparently... Some ppl love to hate....
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Posted: May 24th 2011 2:57PM Maddux said

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That Warcraft III line was clearly meant to be funny, so I feel like it doesn't fit.

Posted: May 24th 2011 2:57PM Paulio451 said

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Heheheh. He said "Taint." Awesome.

Posted: May 24th 2011 3:02PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Wow, I had forgotten Devil May Cry had that line. .....Ah, childhood.

Also, I had managed to forget about Emma Emmerich, but damn it, now I'll never be happy again.

Posted: May 24th 2011 3:05PM ObiBen8 said

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His first episode introduced me to the game Michigan: Report from Hell. I can't wait to see what is in this episode.

Posted: May 24th 2011 3:55PM TheOtherJames said

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@ObiBen8

"Michigan: Report from Hell"

Is that the new name for the Detroit Free Press?
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Posted: May 24th 2011 3:05PM Freakservo said

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Deep Fear, man...

Dude wins points for knowing that one...

Posted: May 24th 2011 3:06PM Urethra Alfredo said

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Was there really that much talk of "taint" in Two Worlds??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anm44OEkFFk

Posted: May 24th 2011 3:07PM Dubiousity said

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Needs more Megaman X4.

Posted: May 24th 2011 3:13PM Weezin said

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I'm glad Other M was included. Worst voice acting ever!

Posted: May 24th 2011 3:50PM ColorblindMonk said

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@Weezin
Agreed. She was better off mute. :\
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Posted: May 24th 2011 3:52PM saturn118 said

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This will always be my favourite bad voice acting moment.

http://youtu.be/RPZhEL7G9tQ

0:35-0:47

Posted: May 24th 2011 3:56PM SEGA Scream said

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If FMV games ever make a comeback (and they will), this dude won't have any trouble finding work.

Posted: May 24th 2011 4:05PM FakeJamaican said

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man, I really don't get this typical Fine Arts/Gamer douchebag. Of course the VO is bad, get over it. I don't need this douche giving the world pedo eyes to understand that.

Posted: May 24th 2011 4:18PM (Unverified) said

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@FakeJamaican why so butthurt bro? It's just good fun. Its not like he's complaining about the voice acting, he's just making a funny YT video that most of us happen to like.
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Posted: May 24th 2011 4:20PM Punkrawk Bbob said

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@FakeJamaican

I'm right there with you. This wasn't fun, just seemed like a sad grab at attention within the gaming community. Like most Joystiq trolls.
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Posted: May 24th 2011 4:27PM ArQuesta said

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@FakeJamaican

I find them fun because I remember a few of them and yes, they were horrible to sit through. It's like bad nostalgia.
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Posted: May 24th 2011 4:32PM eat it said

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@FakeJamaican

I turned the first video off after a couple lines. I just kind of thought, "huh, ok."

I mean I guess it's no better or worse than any other youtube video out there
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Posted: May 24th 2011 4:34PM FakeJamaican said

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@eat it

i understand nostalgia. But his expressions are idiotic. What an attention whore.
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Posted: May 24th 2011 4:14PM NaeemTHM said

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@GiantGamer

I really, really love the delivery in SotN. I know it's campy as all hell but it added to the B-movie feel of the game.

I was actually upset when I found out they recorded new dialog for Dracula X Chronicles on PSP.

Posted: May 24th 2011 4:52PM mynameisflip said

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I request the laughing scene from FFX. That's gold.

Posted: May 24th 2011 5:45PM Enosoma said

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#15, its great when he smiles while saying "kids killed here"

Posted: May 24th 2011 8:52PM Snappyguy said

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"But he smells the same as I do"
That may be a horrible line but the game is so much worse. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNgkpEyoiMI

Posted: May 24th 2011 10:49PM Ikki said

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I find annoying the lack of Chris's blood.

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