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Posted: May 30th 2011 10:16PM Mechazawa Prime said

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Clearly not stuffed with dynamite.

Posted: May 30th 2011 10:31PM SMTDante said

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@Mechazawa Prime Seeing it is roughly the size of a small child, I think it's safe to assume it was, at one point, a small child or one is trapped in endless terror while being stuck inside this monstrosity.
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Posted: May 31st 2011 1:56AM The Wicker Man said

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@SMTDante Idle hands truly are the devil's workshop...Look at this evil bastard and despair!
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Posted: May 30th 2011 10:18PM Frank the tank said

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Do want. but none of my friends are into it so if I try to play some prank they won't get it.

Posted: May 30th 2011 10:20PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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I just want to hug it!

Posted: May 30th 2011 10:54PM Cleric said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze
BOOM
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Posted: May 31st 2011 5:10AM PR0F3TA said

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@Cleric

you mean...


SSSSSsssssss
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Posted: May 30th 2011 10:21PM Andrew12h said

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This looks as safe to put in your house as that Portal Turret.

Posted: May 31st 2011 3:14PM AltairtheAssassinwhokillstuff said

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@Andrew12h
Just try and get near that baby. Your funeral.
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Posted: May 30th 2011 10:24PM PlagueDoctor357 said

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I want one for my room.

Posted: May 31st 2011 12:09AM The Only Girl said

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@PlagueDoctor357
Why here you go sir--*BOOM*... I'm sorry sir you don't seem to have a room anymore... or a Creeper. ... *walks away counting money*
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Posted: May 30th 2011 10:30PM 564731790 said

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I want ten.

Posted: May 30th 2011 10:30PM Air King said

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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Posted: May 30th 2011 10:31PM TerryMasters said

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This guy SSSSSSssssseems legit.

Posted: May 30th 2011 10:31PM Senor Whopper said

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no else sees the giant green dildo? maybe its just me

Posted: May 30th 2011 11:00PM Mrblonde57 said

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@Senor Whopper

What do you have on your mind?
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Posted: May 30th 2011 11:48PM Epoque said

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@Mrblonde57 I'm going to go ahead and assume giant green dildos.
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Posted: May 30th 2011 10:40PM MEMgrizzlies7 said

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What could poSSSSSSsssssssibly go wrong?

Posted: May 30th 2011 10:46PM Special Agent Bob said

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i wonder what would happened to anyone if they brought this to the airport.

Posted: May 30th 2011 10:49PM TheUser said

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You're getting me all hawt, Joystiq.

As usual.

Posted: May 30th 2011 11:00PM ironneko said

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I know if I came home and spotted this lying in wait inside the bushes my heart would explode.

Posted: May 30th 2011 11:10PM MrCheeks said

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Open your heart, or I open your wall.

Posted: May 30th 2011 11:47PM ployer said

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That's really neat, in a super kind of creepy way.

Posted: May 30th 2011 11:50PM Anticrawl said

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Here is a blank check signed by me, fill out any number you wish, just let me take that home with me today.

Posted: May 30th 2011 11:58PM shadowskill11 said

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I'm sure the neighbors will love an angry green penis on your lawn. LoL.

Posted: May 31st 2011 1:10AM EffinNinja said

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Do you think it'll drop gunpowder if you hack at it with an axe?

Posted: May 31st 2011 2:29AM OrangeGamer said

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I'm sure a small child would be TERRIFIED of that thing.

Though I do think the next logical step is producing the ever-cozy "Creeper Chair".

Posted: May 31st 2011 5:28AM Marco le Polo said

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I died 4 times during my play session of minecraft. FOUR! I could never get used to seeing damn creepers.

Posted: May 31st 2011 6:31AM MrJessums said

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looked at the front and thought they were huge balls
guess i dont play enough minecraft ):

Posted: May 31st 2011 8:18AM Urethra Alfredo said

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@MrJessums

My thoughts exactly.

I've never played Minecraft. though it apparently features a screaming, visibly distraught zombie penis.



And here I was thinking I wasn't missing out.
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Posted: May 31st 2011 10:38AM adamshaftoe said

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My buddy just finished building a gazebo in his back yard. I think I could find few hilariously cruel ways to put that creeper to work.

Posted: May 31st 2011 1:32PM Haxagon said

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How is this mobile news? Just because minecraft's getting a freaking mobile port doesn't mean anything relating to it is mobile.

Posted: May 31st 2011 6:17PM BFBeast666 said

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I so totally want this - as long as that thing doesn't go BOOM in my living room, leaving nothing but a charred crater :)

Posted: Jun 1st 2011 8:15AM zerosuitsammich said

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On the contrary, I ALWAYS associate abject terror with plushies.

Oh, you meant the toys not the people who are aroused by them. Never mind.

Posted: Jun 16th 2011 5:42PM 8 Bit Art said

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I want one. It will go nicely with my creeper wall art.
http://8bitliving.com/2011/06/15/8-bit-art-minecraft-creeper/

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